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In the not too distant future, all other goons have either died of old age or been banned. You are the last poster. You look out the window and the sun rises, or sets… you can’t really tell. But it doesn’t matter. You draw the curtains and post:
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i would continue to post just as i am posting now.
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Mar 13, 2023 22:56
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goatse
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Mar 13, 2023 22:57
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Hell Yeah posted:i would continue to post just as i am posting now.
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Mar 13, 2023 22:59
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Thread in SAD about how I should be banned for posting things I don’t like
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Mar 13, 2023 23:00
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having a blast posting with the markov chain bots what are you even talking about
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Mar 13, 2023 23:00
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Now it can finally be said... my monitor was on the whole time.
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Mar 13, 2023 23:04
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*Starts a new thread* "The I'm alone MEGATHREAD (look at my dick + balls on p. 22)"
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Mar 13, 2023 23:07
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Hahahahahaha now I can finally post it!!! oval office (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 13, 2023 23:08
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No ring, cause I’m single and will die alone. User was Banned for this post.
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Mar 13, 2023 23:09
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"loss" jokes are tedious! There, I said it!! And "record scratch freeze frame you're probably wondering how etc" is even worse.
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Mar 13, 2023 23:19
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The Last Goonicorn
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Mar 13, 2023 23:29
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Actually it's ephebophilia
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Mar 13, 2023 23:36
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This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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Mar 13, 2023 23:39
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:/ man i wish someone would start a thread so i could post in it
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Mar 13, 2023 23:40
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Finally time to make my first thread. ...but maybe I should lurk more?
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Mar 13, 2023 23:43
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*uses HOT tag*
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Mar 13, 2023 23:47
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that g ova there posted:goatse “Huh, it’s not so fun when you’re the only one left” 
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Mar 13, 2023 23:47
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God drat you all to hell!
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Mar 13, 2023 23:50
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You Are A Elf posted:“Huh, it’s not so fun when you’re the only one left” You just gotta get creative  Instead of Tom Hanks yelling at Wilson™️ it’s just nooner yelling at veggie goatse
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Mar 14, 2023 00:01
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that g ova there posted:goatse Came in with this idea, realized how deeply boring and unoriginal I am
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Mar 14, 2023 00:25
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finally i am the one and only OP
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Mar 14, 2023 00:26
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I'm genesplicer *Bans self* *Dies*
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Mar 14, 2023 00:30
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Posts the goatman in literally every thread thats still open in all forums and subforums as a last hurrah for SA. Then posts Banme thread, with no goatse.
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Mar 14, 2023 01:01
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"And that... was something awful."
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Mar 14, 2023 01:24
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while the air raid sirens are going off i'll still be there at my desk posting, up into the last second before we're all wiped out by nukes
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Mar 14, 2023 01:59
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I'd buy the website and rebrand it for hipster zoomers.
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Mar 14, 2023 02:01
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Booty Pageant posted:while the air raid sirens are going off i'll still be there at my desk posting, up into the last second before we're all wiped out by nukes Getting one last “hot enough for ya?  ” out before the end
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Mar 14, 2023 02:04
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Booty Pageant posted:while the air raid sirens are going off i'll still be there at my desk posting, up into the last second before we're all wiped out by nukes "lol this owns"
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Mar 14, 2023 02:11
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What if u were the last poster..... and i was the last lurker 🫣
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Mar 14, 2023 02:43
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Booty Pageant posted:while the air raid sirens are going off i'll still be there at my desk posting, up into the last second before we're all wiped out by nukes “I’m
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Mar 14, 2023 02:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVtwAfNeRWc Nope.
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Mar 14, 2023 03:31
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with no one left i begin to argue with myself over every bit of inane minute until i'm probed one last tiem
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Mar 14, 2023 03:35
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Now I can post whatever I want. *my fingers fall off* No! No it's not fair!
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Mar 14, 2023 03:35
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At least I’ll finally get the last word in the last word thread! Just as soon as I hit the “post” button. No rush, not like anyone else is here. I’ll just savor the moment for a bit. Ah yeah that’s nice. Alright welp time to just get it over with and post. Yep, just gonna move the mouse over here and cl* *internet goes out forever* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Mar 14, 2023 03:47
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this would be a good 2000s era sci fi channel movie, but it makes for a bad thread, because not all of us can be The Last Poster
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Mar 14, 2023 03:50
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Thread in SAD about how I should be banned for posting things I don’t like
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Mar 14, 2023 04:00
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Saalkin posted:Now I can post whatever I want. Appropriate the last post on SA would be a "lost fingat" made by a goon tonguing their keyboard.
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Mar 14, 2023 04:08
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I post "Is anybody out there?" and wait.
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Mar 14, 2023 04:19
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Farting and shittng seems kinda empty when you're alone
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