cataloguing all the original 151 dwarves

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Khanstant

i'm just starting out, so far i've got just Dopey, he offered to share a bowl with me but then scorched all the greens for himself

# ? Mar 14, 2023 08:13

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:41

Khanstant

oh! spotted one peepin' in my window, must be Peaky

# ? Mar 14, 2023 08:15

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Don't trip over Lumpey. He doesn't get around much, but he means well.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Mar 14, 2023 10:01

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Flatulantradon, the giant dwarf who lives in the ooze, the only signs of his presence being the huge fart bubbles that slowly emerge from the depths

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 14, 2023 13:50

Khanstant

oh ho i spy with my little eye, Naily hanging out in a cross. what a scamp!!!

# ? Mar 14, 2023 19:08

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Hey, you just missed Kevin, the fully sexual dwarf with human titties

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# ? Mar 14, 2023 20:04

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Yttrium is a jolly dwarf, but gets upset when the other dwarves mine him. There is only so much of him to go around, you know.

# ? Mar 14, 2023 23:02

Khanstant

There he goes!! It's Goey!!

# ? Mar 15, 2023 05:35

Stoner Sloth

man, that Jerky guy is really dehydrated

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Mar 15, 2023

# ? Mar 15, 2023 08:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my favorite is the best grass poison type ever, knad 🐍

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 15, 2023 08:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Stumpy. Mining is dangerous work, ok.

# ? Mar 15, 2023 13:55

Manifisto

mauvey and moovie often get their names confused, but one is a bright purple and one refuses to put down their camcorder, the little freak

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 15, 2023 15:32

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

tibby and tobby are brothers and they're gay (not together)

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# ? Mar 15, 2023 15:42

Manifisto

Sherbert Hoover posted:

tibby and tobby are brothers and they're gay (not together)

then there's their half-sibling titty, who tends to pop out at the most inappropriate times

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 15, 2023 15:45

Khanstant

Kock knock! Who's there?

Oh why, if it isn't Mr. Knocko and his big ol hogs, no bacon to-nite ha! ha!

# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:19

Khanstant

Knock Knock! Who's there???

Ahh fuckin Orangey, the worst dwarf imo

# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:19

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

ugh no, not orangey again

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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:21

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

hide your sodas

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# ? Mar 15, 2023 17:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Mr. Mine

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 15, 2023 19:29

FutonForensic

Well lovely, the plumber says this is the first septic tank he's ever had to designate as a superfund site, so I guess congratulations are in order.

# ? Mar 15, 2023 19:32

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Areola Grande posted:

Mr. Mine

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 15, 2023 22:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Blastwice

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 16, 2023 01:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Soupy

# ? Mar 16, 2023 02:00

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Goatsy

# ? Mar 16, 2023 02:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

Goatsy

lol

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# ? Mar 16, 2023 02:22

Overbite: I'm a vtuber expert

bilbo baggins

# ? Mar 16, 2023 03:02

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Tally

you know I've always suspected Tally isn't a dwarf at all

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# ? Mar 16, 2023 03:21

Activia: Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth

nobody likes Crummy

:smith:

thanks deep dish peat moss for the Pomelo Princess!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 09:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Areola Grande posted:

Mr. Mine

# ? Mar 16, 2023 09:24

baka of lathspell

Globby

"Fast Fingers" Freddy

the dwarf who cosplays as other dwarfs so you cant tell who he is

Pukey

^{join dork order}
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# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:20

Escape From Noise

Oh gently caress, it's Hollywood. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact! Oh for Christ's sake! He's coming over! I don't think I can sit through another update on his loving screenplay!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:39

Manifisto

gassy is actually a pretty decent fellow when you get to know him, but don't get him in a room with flamey

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:42

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Plague Doc

# ? Mar 16, 2023 14:49

BoldFrankensteinMir

Biggy is a weird dwarf. Don't tell him I said so but... I mean he's like 6'8", something's not right about that!

*Sits through sensitivity training after comments on the way to work in the mines were poorly received, every minute another heavy truth finally pushes its way in*

I'm so, so sorry Biggy, I had no idea what a firestorm your very existence is and I regret ever contributing to that. Of course you're a dwarf. Now could you please reach that box of saltines for me?

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Mar 16, 2023 16:57

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

there's 14 Smallys

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# ? Mar 16, 2023 17:10

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

skunky

# ? Mar 16, 2023 17:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Oh, how you doin', Fucko?

# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:23

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

poopi and poopo

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# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:31

Stoner Sloth

that australian dwarf whose named i'm not allowed to say... you know the one

# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:38

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:41

Khanstant

jesus christ i had to bring Pussyfooty his special orthopedics and kitty litter, cant he afford a professional caretaker??

# ? Mar 16, 2023 20:51

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