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Sherbert Hoover posted:poopi and poopo pipi
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Stoner Sloth posted:that australian dwarf whose named i'm not allowed to say... you know the one oh no not drongo
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Mar 16, 2023 21:35
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Wonky the dwarf took a diamond to the eye in the gnome wars, he's a good guy, you'll get used to the convulsions.
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Mar 16, 2023 22:36
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trotsky
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Mar 16, 2023 23:37
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the dwarf with the acid tongue, Sassy
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Making a reservation for three, we got Eentsy, Weentsy, and the friendly neighborhood Spidey and they're going to want lots of garlic bread to start |
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Mar 17, 2023 01:06
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Stoner Sloth posted:that australian dwarf whose named i'm not allowed to say... you know the one you mean smoko? he was here just a minute ago . . .
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Namey gets really mean to Dwarves without a Y or an O at the end of their name. He says it's "off-brand" but I have it on good authority his real name is Moniker T Dwarf. Hypocrite.
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Mar 17, 2023 16:36
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Fucky, the dwarf who fucks.
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Mar 17, 2023 16:51
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Escape From Noise posted:Fucky, the dwarf who fucks. incelley, the one who doesn't (and is mad about it)
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Mar 17, 2023 17:47
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Tommy Knocker is an exchange student Dwarf so good luck parsing that deep Cornish accent. Hell of a digger though, top shelf mining talent.
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Mar 17, 2023 17:51
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Reginald, the pompous rear end dwarf |
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Mar 17, 2023 18:34
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Hidey... is around here somewhere...
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Mar 17, 2023 19:06
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Boney isn't malnourished, he's just part greyhound. |
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Mar 17, 2023 20:58
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Sammy was a good dwarf, but nobody believed him that it was just short for Samuel. They sliced him and ate him on bread, the little bastards.
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was pouring out some expired drinks in the fridge and when emptying this bottle of clamato, Clammy plops outs and starts getting mad at me like i shouldve checked first, okay dude maybe label your houseo r some poo poo idk |
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Mar 17, 2023 21:59
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porky, the other dwarf who fucks |
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Khanstant posted:was pouring out some expired drinks in the fridge and when emptying this bottle of clamato, Clammy plops outs and starts getting mad at me like i shouldve checked first, okay dude maybe label your houseo r some poo poo idk lol |
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Mar 18, 2023 00:36
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Now gather round and listen to a tale, 'bout a dwarf in the hills carryin' water in a pail. Everybody knew his name but they left him alone, 'cause he had a magic axe that could sever flesh from bone. Rotblight, oh Rotblight, water-haulin' scourge of the land. Rotblight, oh Rotblight, Really can't say I'm a fan. |
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Mar 18, 2023 00:39
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Hidey... is around here somewhere... Hiney, the dwarf with a giant rear end.
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gently caress me, im only doing this because it was his last wish but Jerky dried himself and wants us all to eat a peice of him to "make him immortal" and im so sorry, he did teriyaki |
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to clarify Teriyaki is just fine, he's teaching Esperanto to a broad |
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Has anyone seen Molly? Just lookin' for my sweaty friend Molly. |
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Iffy the dwarf isn't a bad dwarf, per se. But uh I would not let them hold my stuff while I was in the mines, no.
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Khanstant posted:Boney isn't malnourished, he's just part greyhound. don't get him mixed up with Bonery, who is completely different
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Mar 18, 2023 14:12
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Sumi is a quiet dwarf who keeps to themself and does these lovely, simple but elegant black and white paintings. But the other dwarfs just can not stop pressing charges for some reason!
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Mar 18, 2023 14:14
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Lemonardo Da Winky, the inventor and artist
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FutonForensic posted:Well lovely, the plumber says this is the first septic tank he's ever had to designate as a superfund site, so I guess congratulations are in order. His new replacement Barfy is real proud of his vomitorium idea, even though History the dwarf swears he's got it all wrong. But you can't stop Barfy once he catches a whiff of opportunity!
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sorry about the mess! Whoopsy just left |
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Kricfalusy the dwarf is undeniably talented but nobody will work with him nor should they.
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oh, there's bussy, he... what? no. that's... why would you think that? he drives the bus
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Of course we can't forget Ho, the dwarf who punches the time cards at the mine. Say hi to him for me |
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Got a little delivery here! I'm looking for Tragedy, anyone seen Tragedy haround? I'm filling in for Delivery so I'm not very good at this. I'm going to set this package down, and if anyone within earshot sees Tragedy, let him know his used-like-new baby shoes are here. They shipped it in a bassinet, that's how I know what it is, I'm no Nosey, alright? |
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They say Penny face up is good luck but that's how Hendrix went so i doubt it |
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google THIS posted:Of course we can't forget Ho, the dwarf who punches the time cards at the mine. Say hi to him for me
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Mar 19, 2023 04:07
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slumpy, the rarest and most enigmatic of all the original dwarves
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au hau houn! Do not forgeet Frenchy! Ze dwarf weeth savior faire!
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when i'm feelin' blue i go see Lolly because he always gets me doing LOLs irl |
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Khanstant posted:Got a little delivery here! I'm looking for Tragedy, anyone seen Tragedy haround? I'm filling in for Delivery so I'm not very good at this. I'm going to set this package down, and if anyone within earshot sees Tragedy, let him know his used-like-new baby shoes are here. They shipped it in a bassinet, that's how I know what it is, I'm no Nosey, alright?
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anyone seen Metaphorey? he looks like . . . like . . . Similey, help me out here
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