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Biggy is a weird dwarf. Don't tell him I said so but... I mean he's like 6'8", something's not right about that! *Sits through sensitivity training after comments on the way to work in the mines were poorly received, every minute another heavy truth finally pushes its way in* I'm so, so sorry Biggy, I had no idea what a firestorm your very existence is and I regret ever contributing to that. Of course you're a dwarf. Now could you please reach that box of saltines for me?
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Wonky the dwarf took a diamond to the eye in the gnome wars, he's a good guy, you'll get used to the convulsions.
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Namey gets really mean to Dwarves without a Y or an O at the end of their name. He says it's "off-brand" but I have it on good authority his real name is Moniker T Dwarf. Hypocrite.
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Tommy Knocker is an exchange student Dwarf so good luck parsing that deep Cornish accent. Hell of a digger though, top shelf mining talent.
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Hidey... is around here somewhere...
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Sammy was a good dwarf, but nobody believed him that it was just short for Samuel. They sliced him and ate him on bread, the little bastards.
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Iffy the dwarf isn't a bad dwarf, per se. But uh I would not let them hold my stuff while I was in the mines, no.
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Sumi is a quiet dwarf who keeps to themself and does these lovely, simple but elegant black and white paintings. But the other dwarfs just can not stop pressing charges for some reason!
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Mar 18, 2023 14:14
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FutonForensic posted:Well lovely, the plumber says this is the first septic tank he's ever had to designate as a superfund site, so I guess congratulations are in order. His new replacement Barfy is real proud of his vomitorium idea, even though History the dwarf swears he's got it all wrong. But you can't stop Barfy once he catches a whiff of opportunity!
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Mar 18, 2023 16:18
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Kricfalusy the dwarf is undeniably talented but nobody will work with him nor should they.
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Mar 18, 2023 19:44
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google THIS posted:Of course we can't forget Ho, the dwarf who punches the time cards at the mine. Say hi to him for me
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Gimli is the old-world spelling, they changed it to Gimly at Elly Island
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Floppy the dwarf wears that rabbit-ears hat so that you think it's what his name refers to but...
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Mar 23, 2023 18:34
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Dr. Honked posted:he has a 5 1/4" disk that's pretty big for a 2 foot tall dude, just sayin'
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151 Dwarves Thread posted:Dopey Lucky compiled this list but then realized there were 13 remaining dwarves unaccounted for. He had his name legally changed to Unlucky later that day.
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Nutti, Butti, Numpy, Brony, Dwarf 2.0, Notsy and Illuminaty, got it. That leaves... six! And since you already counted Dopey...
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Khanstant posted:Finally is not least, or ever on time-- always early, in an annoying way. As opposed to Firsty who would somehow sleep through their own funeral. That's 150, who are we missing????
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Well done, Dwarf friends. Whistle a tune as you light your pipe, on a pile of dead lower-case g's! of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please! Of Dopey and Peaky and Lumpey and Kevin And Flatulantradon Of Naily and Goey and Jerky and Stumpy And Knad and Yttrium Of Mauvey and Moovie and Tibby and Tobby And Titty and Mr Knocko Of Orangey and lovely and Soupy and Goatsy And Blastwice, and old Bilbo And Tally and Crummy and Globby and Pukey And "Fast Fingers" Freddy and Hollywood And Mr. Mine, Plague Doc, Gassy and Flamey And the dwarf you can't tell (they're too good!) And Biggy and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally And so on and so forth (and Smally) And Fucko and Poopi and Poopo and Pipi And Wonky and Trotsky and Fucky And that Australian dwarf that I shall not name And Sassy and Spidey and Lucky And Smoko and Namey and Tommy Knocker And Sammy, Incelly, and Entsy And Pussyfooty and Slam Duncan And Army and Bigs and Wentsy And Reginald, Hidey, Boney and Clammy And Porky and Rotblight and Gimli Teryaki and Molly and Iffy and Sumi Bonery, Metaphorey and Similey Leonardo Da Winky and Hiney and Barfy And Whoopsy and Bussy and Talky Tragedy, Delivery, History, Nosey and Penny and Slumpy and Floppy And Frenchy and Lolly and, poo poo, rear end, and Slappy And gently caress, Fucky Jr Other Fucky, DJ Dwarf, Brick and Booky, and Naughty, and Knotty And Gnawty and Jerry and Plucky And Clippy, Mauricey, Floccinaucinihilipilificator and Hurty and Mrs. Floccinaucinihilipilificator And Singy and Turkey and MoriArty Papa Gnome Slumpy Hurdy, and Noisy Guacamoly and Industry, Chi Chi, Rigatoni Cardi, Cardi B, Edamame, and Boise Sanitary and Nutty and Butti and Numpy And Brony, and Dwarf 2.0 Notsy, Illuminaty, Tony Hawk and Finally Technically, Firsty, Culottes and Ho What a hard tune to whistle, a dwarf might say as he zips along on his skis of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!
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