BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Well done, Dwarf friends.

Whistle a tune as you light your pipe, on a pile of dead lower-case g's!
of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!

Of Dopey and Peaky and Lumpey and Kevin
And Flatulantradon

Of Naily and Goey and Jerky and Stumpy
And Knad and Yttrium

Of Mauvey and Moovie and Tibby and Tobby
And Titty and Mr Knocko

Of Orangey and lovely and Soupy and Goatsy
And Blastwice, and old Bilbo

And Tally and Crummy and Globby and Pukey
And "Fast Fingers" Freddy and Hollywood

And Mr. Mine, Plague Doc, Gassy and Flamey
And the dwarf you can't tell (they're too good!)

And Biggy and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally
And so on and so forth (and Smally)

And Fucko and Poopi and Poopo and Pipi
And Wonky and Trotsky and Fucky

And that Australian dwarf that I shall not name
And Sassy and Spidey and Lucky

And Smoko and Namey and Tommy Knocker
And Sammy, Incelly, and Entsy

And Pussyfooty and Slam Duncan
And Army and Bigs and Wentsy

And Reginald, Hidey, Boney and Clammy
And Porky and Rotblight and Gimli

Teryaki and Molly and Iffy and Sumi
Bonery, Metaphorey and Similey

Leonardo Da Winky and Hiney and Barfy
And Whoopsy and Bussy and Talky

Tragedy, Delivery, History, Nosey
and Penny and Slumpy and Floppy

And Frenchy and Lolly and, poo poo, rear end, and Slappy
And gently caress, Fucky Jr Other Fucky,

DJ Dwarf, Brick and Booky, and Naughty, and Knotty
And Gnawty and Jerry and Plucky

And Clippy, Mauricey, Floccinaucinihilipilificator
and Hurty and Mrs. Floccinaucinihilipilificator

And Singy and Turkey and MoriArty
Papa Gnome Slumpy Hurdy, and Noisy

Guacamoly and Industry, Chi Chi, Rigatoni
Cardi, Cardi B, Edamame, and Boise

Sanitary and Nutty and Butti and Numpy
And Brony, and Dwarf 2.0

Notsy, Illuminaty, Tony Hawk and Finally
Technically, Firsty, Culottes and Ho

What a hard tune to whistle, a dwarf might say as he zips along on his skis
of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!