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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Yttrium is a jolly dwarf, but gets upset when the other dwarves mine him. There is only so much of him to go around, you know.

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Stumpy. Mining is dangerous work, ok.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Soupy

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Plague Doc

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Reginald, the pompous rear end dwarf

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Now gather round and listen to a tale,
'bout a dwarf in the hills carryin' water in a pail.
Everybody knew his name but they left him alone,
'cause he had a magic axe that could sever flesh from bone.

Rotblight, oh Rotblight,
water-haulin' scourge of the land.
Rotblight, oh Rotblight,
Really can't say I'm a fan.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
DJ Dwarf holds a rave every Saturday in the mine chamber where all the huge crystals are.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Plucky. Do not let him near your poultry.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Chi Chi the dwarf, who comes bearing chips and salsa

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Oddly enough, Dwarf 2.0 was one of the originals

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