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You have died. As you explain yourself to the counsel, your masturbation habits are the next order of business. GBS would you survive God's judgment? And please don't talk too sexually suggestively. I been known that the gays here talk in code so they can arrange 'hookups' on here.
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Pretty “sure” he “already” knows “op”
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Mar 14, 2023 18:34
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I'm God fyi and I say jerk it more ya loving animals
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Mar 14, 2023 18:42
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they gonna ask why you weren’t using those “make your junk bigger pills” they invented, op drat thing looks like a sesame seed, if you ask me.
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Mar 14, 2023 18:45
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In detail
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Mar 14, 2023 18:50
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Haven't you already made this thread, OP?
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Mar 14, 2023 18:51
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stop it
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Mar 14, 2023 18:56
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This troll is just trying to make GBS look bad You must be bored shitless
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Mar 14, 2023 18:58
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Depends, is god into hentai? Asking for a friend edit: A friend who tells me all about their jerkoff preferences
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Mar 14, 2023 18:58
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Spinz posted:This troll is just trying to make GBS look bad I work from home
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Spinz posted:This troll is just trying to make GBS look bad No that’s the other one
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Mar 14, 2023 19:03
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that g ova there posted:I work from home Ah, nice Congratulations, be grateful
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Mar 14, 2023 19:03
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When you see only one set of footprints it was then that I tugged you
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Mar 14, 2023 19:05
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when I die I expect a high five from god for the insane jerk technique I've developed. nobody's ever done it done like me and no one ever will. I move the game forward with every JO sesh
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Mar 14, 2023 19:05
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Isn't God supposed to be all-knowing?
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Mar 14, 2023 19:10
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He gets real mad if youre not masturbating to Him and Him alone
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Mar 14, 2023 19:11
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Is there an easy way to transfer your posts from another similar thread?
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Mar 14, 2023 19:11
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Is there an easy way to transfer your posts from another similar thread? SA doesn't have a 'merge threads' option for mods
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Mar 14, 2023 19:20
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Is there an easy way to transfer your posts from another similar thread? yeah
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Mar 14, 2023 19:21
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It's his fault I find this stuff hot. I should be the one asking questions
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Mar 14, 2023 19:22
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that g ova there posted:SA doesn't have a 'merge threads' option for mods BRB heading over to SAD
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Mar 14, 2023 19:30
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when you begin explaining he says “ No, no - slower”.
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Mar 14, 2023 19:32
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How much sex do you think God has? I'm thinking he's either drowning in vag and/or d, or he's a full on incel loser.
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Mar 14, 2023 19:33
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the burning question
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Mar 14, 2023 19:33
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If you think about it the Earth was probably formed from God doing a huge cum
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Mar 14, 2023 19:33
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If anything my fetish for like 5-7 out of 10 chubby girls with fat loving tits is going to get me nothing but high 5's.
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the real question is whether or not god will survive my judgement the answer is no 
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Mar 14, 2023 19:35
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Supernovae are actually god bustin fat rope
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Supernovae are actually god bustin fat rope compared to the size of even a single galaxy that's p weak
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he's the one who decided what sort of things turn me on, so i ain't explainin poo poo motherfucker owes me an explanation, if anything
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olives black posted:compared to the size of even a single galaxy that's p weak I guess he jerks it too often?
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:How much sex do you think God has? I'm thinking he's either drowning in vag and/or d, or he's a full on incel loser. I don't think there is any sex in heaven other than bunnies copulating. But instead of that making it seem bad, just think every other activity is just so much better.
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:I guess he jerks it too often? Yeah bro’s been bustin daily since the Big Bang
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YeahTubaMike posted:Isn't God supposed to be all-knowing? 
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Mar 14, 2023 19:47
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shut the gently caress up OP
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:shut the gently caress up OP you shut up, bully in gbs. mods?
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that g ova there posted:you shut up, bully in gbs. mods? hey. Hey OP. shut the gently caress up
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YeahTubaMike posted:Isn't God supposed to be all-knowing? He knows but we have freewill and ideally we're not supposed to masturbate if we can help it, and definitely not porn (there's a stronger link to anxiety and depression from porn than the link between smoking and cancer,) Porn-obsessed goons might hate but it's all true.
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that g ova there posted:SA doesn't have a 'merge threads' option for mods Not anymore since the FYAD mod merged all threads in the forum into one It ruled tbh. Forced them to revert to an older DB version
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that g ova there posted:I work from home something about working as a retard masturbator (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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