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God is too busy with getting his own rocks off with all the kids being molested by his people to give a poo poo about what you are beating to.
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Bloopsy posted:God is too busy with getting his own rocks off with all the kids being molested by his people to give a poo poo about what you are beating to. Catholics follow the pope and molest kids, Christians follow Jesus Christ and are kind to children 
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Mar 14, 2023 20:09
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I sure hope she does.  
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Mar 14, 2023 20:15
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God created worms that eat children’s eyes because that’s how he likes it. I don’t think he’d lift so much as an eyebrow towards your jerkin’ habits unless you were, like, Albert Fish or something.
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Mar 14, 2023 20:23
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Dick Fontaine posted:God created worms that eat children’s eyes because that’s how he likes it. I don’t think he’d lift so much as an eyebrow towards your jerkin’ habits unless you were, like, Albert Fish or something. What worms eat children's eyes? Do you mean decomposition? Just nature and the cycle of life, which our minds are too limited to understand or fully appreciate. that g ova there fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 14, 2023 |
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Mar 14, 2023 20:28
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All your masturbation was predestined by Him. Edit: He was watching too, and He liked what He saw.
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Mar 14, 2023 20:32
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Nigmaetcetera posted:All your masturbation was predestined by Him. He knew you'd whack it, but he wanted you to choose the path of light and please him with self-discipline instead. So goons who watch a lot of porn are servicing their lust of the eyes and the lust of the flesh.
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Mar 14, 2023 20:39
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that g ova there posted:He knew you'd whack it, but he wanted you to choose the path of light and please him with self-discipline instead. So goons who watch a lot of porn are servicing their lust of the eyes and the lust of the flesh. When it rains it means God is cumming through means of voyeurism. Remember, it’s always raining somewhere.
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Mar 14, 2023 20:41
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Yes, but He's very discrete
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Mar 14, 2023 20:42
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:hey. Hey OP. for real. this is the same exact thread. all the jokes have been laid out already
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Mar 14, 2023 20:44
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God’s a real gusher. King of kings, squirter of squirters
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Mar 14, 2023 20:45
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No but your extremely devout grandma does and you can't lie in Heaven
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Mar 14, 2023 20:57
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:No but your extremely devout grandma does and you can't lie in Heaven Pfft, my dead grandma was agnostic, and my living Christian grandma knows when I masturbate because I always call her before and after.
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Mar 14, 2023 21:00
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not during? Such a considerate boy
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Mar 14, 2023 21:02
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The women you masturbate to in porn just want your demon seed. Will they be appropriate and upright mothers to your children?
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I so want a brood of demon babies, that’s just such an inspiring vision, I’m getting all choked up at the idea of having a supernatural family. We’re all gonna go to Cape Cod on vacation each year and wear matching sweaters!
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