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Mar 15, 2023 01:11
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The Brotherhood of Fallen Larrys (it's me and Larry P on my shoulders like Master Blaster)
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Mar 15, 2023 23:52
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finally listening to some of the promos and unsettled by how much TLD sounds like John Darnielle
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Mar 15, 2023 23:54
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Major Isoor posted:Yeah drat, he's not even gonna make it to the ring, with that 1 rating. He'll just end up being beaten silly in the parking lot, by a bunch of imp pro wrestlers armed with chairs and sledgehammers Nervous lol
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Mar 20, 2023 10:10
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I'm ready to commit hate crimes
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Mar 22, 2023 17:13
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Plebian Parasite posted:Ok but what do you think you're gonna do in the game? I thought about adding "and then lose terribly in the game" so theres yr answer
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Mar 22, 2023 17:20
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Sleng Teng posted:gonna miss it live but hype as hell!!! You're going to find out why they call me lunchmeat (not sure what this means, don't quite understand wrestling shittalking yet)
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Mar 22, 2023 21:15
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Mar 22, 2023 23:50
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Going out prepared for my opening match with Sleng Teng and getting bodied by this oval office instead ftw
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Mar 23, 2023 00:06
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Big Larry theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6bOzxgLBlQ
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Mar 23, 2023 10:40
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Sleng Teng posted:No idea how this happened (where did Larry go lol?) but hype as hell to watch Dude you sat out your fight with me and sent in some loving freak lurker covered in eyeballs in your place
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Mar 23, 2023 12:30
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Larry addresses the controversial events of last night https://vocaroo.com/1hYTcEX3yPrW
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Mar 23, 2023 15:25
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American McGay posted:Rewatching the PRAGTAG match and Pleb just decides to destroy the announcers table in the middle of the match for no reason? lol Pleb was extremely unhinged in general. something about the boy ain't quite right
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Mar 23, 2023 19:13
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Tenkaris posted:The announcer said astral is 364 pounds but he looks just as fat as ol yeller and dongicus who the announcer said weigh in combined at like 1100 pounds It said I was 500 and I look smaller than those guys. Probably all the trapped gas
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Mar 23, 2023 19:38
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Sub-Actuality posted:get hype for Saturday night imps 
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Mar 23, 2023 23:49
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ARRGHPLEASENONONONO posted:To all of you who are who are supporting this Yeah this is all genuinely impressive. I'd offer to help out but I have basically zero useful skills in this area or in general
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Mar 24, 2023 13:29
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American McGay posted:If you empty quote this post you have to remove the timg tags and restore them to img tags. That's an order.
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Mar 24, 2023 15:29
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I'm going to completely ruin the ring match 1 and that's a BIG LEERY promise
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Mar 24, 2023 15:36
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Bolverkur posted:try as you might you're not gonna Grab my Ghoulies, you degenerate wretch. this lunchmeat is getting fucken deep-fried. You better hope I'm reheated to 165 °F, because I'm going to be bad for your health. I suspend my threat of sticking my finger in my opponents mouth and wiggling it around a wee bit until I see what your character looks like though
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Mar 24, 2023 15:56
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I haven't felt so close to understanding the appeal of pro wrestling since i listened to Beat the Champ by The Mountain Goats on repeat on a long hungover bus journey
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Mar 24, 2023 17:11
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Sub-Actuality posted:lol I wonder if Werewolf Gimmick would make a good entrance theme Very nearly asked for it but thought it was maybe a bit too on the nose lol
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Mar 24, 2023 17:48
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Give someone Brotherman Bill https://youtu.be/qkUVToIfrKg
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Mar 24, 2023 22:08
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I'm a little wasted and recorded this without thinking and it came out 10x more threatening than intended https://vocaroo.com/1jxlP18fhzax
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Mar 25, 2023 03:51
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Scottish!!
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Mar 25, 2023 04:38
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Evil Eagle posted:"Ready to Roc" was brought up, pretty good imo Lmao yes
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Mar 25, 2023 22:43
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So can someone explain to me like they are talking very patiently to a retarded child / Scot how the leagues and title matches and stuff actually work in this sort of thing? Like, what does it actually mean if I win or lose in match 1 here lol
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Mar 26, 2023 00:22
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Bolverkur posted:i'm in europe. i'm up all night. real gamer hours. nobody's changing their fake rear end illuminati time zone over you. I'm in Europe and I'm going to make sure you don't sleep tonight boy. Clack clack. Andalu-see-ya-later
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Mar 26, 2023 00:48
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Mar 26, 2023 01:14
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NEW LARRY INTRO. I asked for lunchmeat and you gave me a skeleton. I'm burning IZWF to the ground https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlHIc-F0XR4
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Mar 26, 2023 01:20
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I might have voted to kill him but I've seen the light. After two matches where I've been put against the biggest monsters you could conjure I'm joining Team Impo and burning IZWF to the ground. Open up that stomach mouth and eat the fucker, Impo!!
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Mar 26, 2023 03:29
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I might have voted to kill him but I've seen the light. After two matches where I've been put against the biggest monsters you could conjure I'm joining Team Impo and burning IZWF to the ground. Open up that stomach mouth and eat the fucker, Impo!! IMPO BOYS RISE UP. LET'S BURN THIS loving PLACE
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Mar 26, 2023 03:31
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:I'm taking note of everyone rooting for Impo against the Major. Just something to keep in mind. The Major represents a corrupt order. May Impo take the world!!
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Mar 26, 2023 03:39
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dromal phrenia posted:Thank you for the incredible night of wrestling! Feels like all the faces are on the ropes, is there any hope to overcome this great evil in IZWF? There is. This is my song for the fat stupid fuckers who have clearly been set up tonight. My official declaration: TLD IS AN ADMIN PLANT. https://vocaroo.com/13tI2EfZeCLq Free the Zone. Fight the corrupt IZWF. DEFEAT SLEEPY JEFFREY. Kiss my bellybutton from the inside.
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Mar 26, 2023 04:13
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TheSwizzler posted:imps must unite to fight the admin threat that's exactly what I'm saying. Join The Brotherhood of Fallen Larrys today. Between my 500lb and Small Dead Larry's 0.005lb there's plenty of membership room left.
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Mar 26, 2023 04:26
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I still think Dr Cool AIDS is girl who stinks good. Now that I've realised that was Dr Cool AIDS and not Welcome and it was meant to be the hot goth doctor from Persona 5 I feel entirely justified
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Mar 26, 2023 04:52
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the clocks just went forward tonight in GMT so I'm sitting here at 5.15am cackling about impo like a loving idiot. I have a job!!
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Mar 26, 2023 05:17
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Major Isoor posted:Oh also, what does the TGB (I think it is) on the front of the tank stand for? The Gut Buster? The Gravy Boat? It stands for The Goddamn Betrayer! Your tanks and guns were the machines that were supposed to bring us a fresh new start, but instead you're just reinforcing TLD and the admin position. And there's only one response to that kind of betrayal... it's time for lunch.
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Mar 26, 2023 05:57
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trying to jack off posted:also i had a really funny idea to make a promo video that involved me dressing up like max payne and mixing it in with match footage. but then i realised i have no video editing skills whatsoever so theres no way i can actualyl pull that off lmfao. maybe i'll at least finish the insane nu metal riff i was writing for it This sounds entirely in keeping with a Max Payne cutscene
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Mar 26, 2023 06:13
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symbolic posted:thinking how hype doing a real life promo would be and then realizing i am not cut out to do one as my av Apparently I'm "not physically able" to "gain 330lb" to reach my character's size particularly when I am "getting married in two weeks" and to me this is just evidence that women keep us from our dreams.
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Mar 26, 2023 06:31
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qnqnx posted:And this is why hopefully, matches with ladders were they are not exclusively used to wallop on eachother or for sick drops, are to be permanently banished to Impo's lair. *overly quickly* that's not a real place by the way so don't check it out.
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Mar 26, 2023 06:53
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