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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I saw a report on business insider that the cartels have been cutting the ides of march with fentanyl

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I dosed for the memories.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Great clamdestine boyster thread

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I don't like the idea of march. Stupid pointless month for lovely weather and knife crime

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ignore the warning at your own risk op

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Ignore the warning at your own risk op

I've cancelled all my senate meetings, not leaving the villa op

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

March

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
ides of fartch

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
gently caress and I'm over here bewaring MacDuff like a loving psycho

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
My water went out today, I'd say not flushing is p beware worthy.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Das Boo posted:

My water went out today, I'd say not flushing is p beware worthy.

This means you're in labor. You need to go to the hospital.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Can I catch ides through casual sex? My friend is asking.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
It's my father's birthday. I better give him a call. Thanks for the reminder OP.

Dad is all looney tunes with dementia, so that is one reason to beware.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

kntfkr posted:

This means you're in labor. You need to go to the hospital.

O fucc

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Are yuou not entertained?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5F7fve4N0

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Idc if it's not traditional, making corned beef in cabbage in the crock pot

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

a mysterious cloak posted:

Can I catch ides through casual sex? My friend is asking.

Yes. Ides can spread without fluid exchange so while a condom can help prevent against pregnancy and HIV you should still get regularly tested.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Treecko posted:

Idc if it's not traditional, making corned beef in cabbage in the crock pot

I think the story is that corned beef is a new york Jewish thing and we ate it when we came over cuz it closest resembled whatever slop we were eating back in Ireland. I've never had it but my mom is making soda bread. :)

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


IDES OF MARCH... is a MAN! with a 'HOOK'

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
"Siri, what day is it?"

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
It's St. Patrick's Day Eve Eve

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Beware the AIDS of march!! XD

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Been hearing a lot about congressional AIDS and it turns out all congressmen have AIDS

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I guess the Ides of April are even worse, kind of like how Friday the 14th is so worse no one talks about it.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Judas, you Fuckwad. Way to ruin chistmas.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

kntfkr posted:

I think the story is that corned beef is a new york Jewish thing and we ate it when we came over cuz it closest resembled whatever slop we were eating back in Ireland. I've never had it but my mom is making soda bread. :)

It's easy and delicious! Gonna sear the brisket first, put some garlic in, I have beef stock in the freezer

Gotta let it go low and slow so the membrane breaks down.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

st particks day is to celebrate the day england conquered scotland, right?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
It is snake day with bats

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
How am I supposed to celebrate the loving nones when you people won't shut up about the Ides

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Potatoes

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


kntfkr posted:

Yes. Ides can spread without fluid exchange so while a condom can help prevent against pregnancy and HIV you should still get regularly tested.
Ask your doctor about Ettubruten today.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
I des nuts lmao

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
tfw u eat out ur girl while shes on her moons

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They have drugs for that now

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

kntfkr posted:

tfw u eat out ur girl while shes on her moons

Bro you are on one

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Well I’ve had my bowl of lucky charms, what else is there? :thunk:

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Seconding corned beef and cabbage, holy gently caress. It makes the best drat sandwiches.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

Bro you are on one

ripped fuel. i'm moto dude!

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



There is no Ides in TEAM! :colbert:

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