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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Tub Girl is really confusing since girls don't poop.

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Justin Godscock posted:

No love for the Harlequin Fetus? For shame.

(Actually, don't have shame)

Deformed babies, depleted uranium babies in particular made me not want to play anymore

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

:eyepop: drat nooner nice selfie :eyepop:

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
my favorite was bansai kittens, they put just enough work into it that the other kids in middle school bought it without hesitation

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Nooner posted:

What do you call this one?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/l7Ixnss.jpg:nws:

a selfie :ssh:

oh no they fell in the mud!

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Feel like we need a page of silence in the goatmans honor. RIP with your giant red rear end in a top hat, Kirk.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

What do you call this one?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/l7Ixnss.jpg:nws:

a selfie :ssh:
lmao DONT click that link lol

i think i had the window open like an actual second and that was too long

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Nooner posted:

What do you call this one?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/l7Ixnss.jpg:nws:

a selfie :ssh:

Keep yourself well hydrated Nooner.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
tubgirl does leave a lot of questions tho

like the photography of it impresses me. a lot had to be set up for that shot probably. and you'd presumably only get one take? or there's some elaborate process going to cause the fountain. is it an early mentos and coke perhaps?

has anyone ever come forth about it at all?

with kirk, he's possibly just using a tripod and a timer. which is still impressive, dude understood how to aim his rear end in a top hat to camera, that takes some practice.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I remember reading long ago (on rotten.com, maybe) that Tubgirl had an enema of orange juice administered before the photo shoot, thus, the orangish tint of the butt fountain.

But what do I know. I’m not a butt fountain expert.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

You Are A Elf posted:

I remember reading long ago (on rotten.com, maybe) that Tubgirl had an enema of orange juice administered before the photo shoot, thus, the orangish tint of the butt fountain.

But what do I know. I’m not a butt fountain expert.

Leave this one to the professionals, kid

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Nooner posted:

What do you call this one?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/l7Ixnss.jpg:nws:

a selfie :ssh:

I think you need some :nms: tags, brother.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

isn't nooner a lawyer or some poo poo

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
orange juice and toothpaste is a terrible combo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

OMGVBFLOL posted:

isn't nooner a lawyer or some poo poo

There was a little more than “some”

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Private Cumshoe posted:

orange juice and toothpaste is a terrible combo

You brush your rectum with toothpaste? Sounds... refreshing

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020

Nooner posted:

What do you call this one?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/l7Ixnss.jpg:nws:

a selfie :ssh:

I sometimes think I'm desensitised to everything on the Internet. I guess not.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

What do you call this one?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/l7Ixnss.jpg:nws:

a selfie :ssh:

Fuckin hilarious. :shuckyes:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I clicked it. At work.

I'm a rebel.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

fresh_cheese posted:

Yea goatse is a work of love that took months of effort to create.

Tubgirl just had some bad clams and was trying to rinse her bumhole and oopsied into legend.
I dunno.

I agree with goatse, that was dedication, but tubgirl has some impressive height on that high velocity hot chocolate. They are both well trained rear end artists but went in different directions with their skills.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Yeah Kirk probably doesn’t have the ability to really force any outward velocity. There’s always a trade-off :shrug:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i for one would not count kirk out in any anus-related feats of grace or athleticism

before he were dead i mean

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
What did Nooner post, the guy with multiple cucumbers shoved up his rear end? Just this thread existing is bringing back a whole bunch of memories.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
For all we know he can pull his rear end in a top hat open fast enough to break the sound barrier

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Futanari Damacy posted:

What did Nooner post, the guy with multiple cucumbers shoved up his rear end? Just this thread existing is bringing back a whole bunch of memories.

Yeah that’s the one. You should go take a look it’s pretty funny.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Kirk has the advantage that he can score a touchdown in american football without using his hands.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
jesus christ nooner

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i hope you washed your hands after that

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Yeah that’s the one. You should go take a look it’s pretty funny.

I'm imagining it, and loling right along with the rest of you!

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

OMGVBFLOL posted:

the funniest part about meatspin was if the counter reached a hundred it called you gay lol

howd you know this

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Futanari Damacy posted:

I'm imagining it, and loling right along with the rest of you!

He's lying to you it's not that one

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

cumpantry posted:

howd you know this

I heard that it’s actually randomized. You should go take a look and see how many spins it takes you.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Are you gay before you watch meatspin 100 times or after? It's really a chicken and the egg kind of scenario.

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

numberoneposter posted:

Are you gay before you watch meatspin 100 times or after? It's really a chicken and the egg kind of scenario.

I watch it to see what happens next

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'd call it gross and move on

loving lol Nooner was it worth it?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I looked so it must have been worth it

Yikes

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that g ova there posted:

Why has the goat man captured goons’ hearts when tub girl is even more disgusting and shocking to look at? You can post a ban me with the goat man but so few go with tub girl I just want to get to the bottom of it

because making GBS threads on your on face is something we are familiar with, but opening yourself so far that you can see the future is crazy

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Nooner, no

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Nooner, I turned that pic into a fuckin SWEET St. Patrick;s day meme.

Hell yeah bro!

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