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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Goatse vs Tubgirl
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wesleywillis posted:

Nooner, I turned that pic into a fuckin SWEET St. Patrick;s day meme.

Hell yeah bro!

pics or it didn't happen

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

pics or it didn't happen

:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:
POST WARNING, poo poo POST IN SPOILER TAGS DON'T LOOK AT THIS poo poo AT WORK. yOU'LL PROBABLY GET FIRED.

https://i.imgur.com/wAkEYPk.jpg

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nms::nms::nms:

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wesleywillis posted:

:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:
POST WARNING, poo poo POST IN SPOILER TAGS DON'T LOOK AT THIS poo poo AT WORK. yOU'LL PROBABLY GET FIRED.

https://i.imgur.com/wAkEYPk.jpg

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nms::nms::nms:

well, that was a thing you took time out of your day to make. Congratulations, I guess

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

well, that was a thing you took time out of your day to make. Congratulations, I guess

You asked for it.

Hell yeah, sent it to a bunch of friends who were both grossed out and impressed.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wesleywillis posted:

You asked for it.

Hell yeah, sent it to a bunch of friends who were both grossed out and impressed.

I was too buddy

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lmao

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
drat it I looked again

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

drat it I looked again

dude didn't even link it. If you looked again its your own fault

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
No matter who wins... we lose.

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'm not mad about it but it makes me worry who does his laundry

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

 They replayed the Goatse episode of this Americans live, it goes to show that the pinnacle of his career had long passed.
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/654/the-feather-heist

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doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Treecko posted:

Goatse is a warm, inviting welcome

Tubgirl wants you to leave her alone

invitation vs. expulsion

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Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
what ever happened to that parrot on rotten.com

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 What does ChatGPT think of the matter?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Sugmiof

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Goatse vs Tubgirl sounds like the worst type of XXX movie. Some of you filthy fuckers would get together and crowdfund actually making it, if left unchecked for long enough, wouldn't you... look what happened that other time.

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

 don’t disrespect the goatman

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

wesleywillis posted:

:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:
POST WARNING, poo poo POST IN SPOILER TAGS DON'T LOOK AT THIS poo poo AT WORK. yOU'LL PROBABLY GET FIRED.

https://i.imgur.com/wAkEYPk.jpg

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nms::nms::nms:

this is fine

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

wesleywillis posted:

:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:
POST WARNING, poo poo POST IN SPOILER TAGS DON'T LOOK AT THIS poo poo AT WORK. yOU'LL PROBABLY GET FIRED.

https://i.imgur.com/wAkEYPk.jpg

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nms::nms::nms:

Dude!


You can't just use the c-word like that! Very offensive.

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

BigBadSteve posted:

Goatse vs Tubgirl sounds like the worst type of XXX movie. Some of you filthy fuckers would get together and crowdfund actually making it, if left unchecked for long enough, wouldn't you... look what happened that other time.

Tubse.cx

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Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

You Are A Elf posted:

I remember reading long ago (on rotten.com, maybe) that Tubgirl had an enema of orange juice administered before the photo shoot, thus, the orangish tint of the butt fountain.

But what do I know. I’m not a butt fountain expert.

Think of all the vitamin C. I’ll be she hasn’t aged a day.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

git apologist posted:

don’t disrespect the goatman

Spreading my rear end cheeks in respect rn.

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Nuts and Gum posted:

What does ChatGPT think of the matter?

Nothing because computers don't "think" at all :v:

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Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Ups_rail posted:

what ever happened to that parrot on rotten.com

You know, I've wondered this as well.

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that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
What parrot? :stare:

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
The one in the chocolate fountain?

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN



Lipstick Apathy
which would win in a fight? I don't think tubgirl is likely to be a bit younger than Kirk, so that could be an advantage.

now imagining goatse vs tubgirl as a Kaiju film. I'd watch that.

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eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
Gaze too long into the abyss and the abyss gazes back into you. Goatse is not merely disgusting: it is also mesmerizing. Seeing it again and again, I no longer feel disgust, but it is not simply that I am inured to it. Instead it has grown on me. It is like seeing an old friend again.

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wa27
Jan 15, 2007

that g ova there posted:

Why has the goat man captured goons’ hearts when tub girl is even more disgusting and shocking to look at?
tubgirl is censored so it's not that bad.

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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

that g ova there posted:

What parrot? :stare:

Yeah seriously. I hope no one hurt, ate, or went to the bathroom on a parrot.

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Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

that g ova there posted:

What parrot? :stare:

His name is penisbird I’m sure google will help everyone out and you should definitely look it up even though it’s mildly gross.

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