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We're bringing back the Star Wars Expanded Universe, except for Children of the Jedi, Planet of Twilight, Darksaber, and Crystal Star. Also: - We're remaking M*A*S*H with the MedStar duology. - We're making a Wraith Squadron show for Disney +. - We're introducing Mara Jade as a walkaround character at the theme parks, except that she has license to kill one (1) guest every hour. - We're turning the New Jedi Order into our next big film series and banning any new story set after The Unifying Force. - We're renaming our annual shareholders meeting to be The Mofference. - Every Matthew Stover book is getting turned into a feature film. Finally, anyone who can't recite this entire graph on command is fired: 
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Das Boo posted:No, but it's okay because attack dalmatians murdered her mom while baby Cruella watched.  Now any further questions about Cruella or the new policy? No? Good. Now onto the next taking point: Full frontal male nudity in Marvel movies. We need more of it. Our male leads run the full gambit from Dilfs to Twinks to bears and Beefcakes and have not used this to it's full potential. As such every movie will now include one scene of full frontal male nudity including a shot of the lead's genitalia. Now our talent may be a little self conscious about such scenes and we will offer the option of doing cgi for the lower part of the body but we should still encourage them to show the real thing.
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Mar 18, 2023 15:03
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That seems like a fair proposal I'm tired of seeing so many breasts, give the dicks a chance to shine Well this was a productive meeting who wants to get cocktails at the Applebee's for lunch?
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Mar 18, 2023 15:08
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Cum Jizzpee
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Cum Jizzpee Get the copyright team on this. I wanna see a website by lunch.
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Mar 18, 2023 16:40
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The word is going out today. The Maleficent performers will now be allowed to put resort guests into 'an eternal sleep' by choking them out with a length of rope until they pass out.
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Mar 18, 2023 17:17
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Live action A Goofy Movie remake.
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Mar 18, 2023 18:04
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pulling the emergency “nude gadget scenes” ripcord after a bad quarter we’ve gotta get these disney+ sub numbers up or the board is gonna lose their poo poo
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Mar 18, 2023 18:35
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Treecko posted:That seems like a fair proposal I'm tired of seeing so many breasts, give the dicks a chance to shine I would legit like to see that for every serving of bare titties, there be an equal serving of dong. I got no dog in this fight, I just want things to be fair.
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Mar 18, 2023 19:19
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Wreck It Ralph has some big hands. Just sayin'.
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Mar 18, 2023 19:26
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the quotas should be 1 shot of female breasts for 1 scrote shot, 1 vulva for 1 penis. and obviously rear end is a fair one for one.
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Mar 18, 2023 19:32
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One of my grandkids was watching one of those Japanese cartoons and some woman with the huge breasts was smothering some guy in them, then she's showing her panties to him. I'm asking why can't we do the same with Minnie and Mickey? Now, here's the thing, Harlan Ellison is dead so we don't have to worry about him suing us, so I'm passing out these treatments I commissioned of Disney sex comedy ideas. I'm favorable to the Donald Duck pitch where he in a fit of manic depression kills himself by jumping in front of Mickey's truck and wakes up with in another world with super powers and a bunch of sexy beast girls. No, BEAST girls. Not animal girls. There's a difference. Here's the way you remember this: Animal girls = bestiality. Beast girls = alright. Flip it... Well, Donald is an animal, so the beast girls are going to be committing bestiality if have sex with him, but he's just fulfilling his universal desire it's it's fine. Alright: Paperisexi is what we're going with as a name for the foreign markets. Just call it Sexy Duck in the US. Isexi. It's what they call these stories from Japan. I asked my grandkid about it, they're called isexi. No, I'm being completely serious. Have you ever read a book on ducks? They're terrifyingly sex-driven as hell. I think we need to play this up.
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Mar 18, 2023 19:39
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I don't know if I want to watch porn or Kingdom Hearts now gently caress it why not both?
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Mar 18, 2023 20:21
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Emrikol posted:Live action A Goofy Movie remake.
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Mar 18, 2023 20:22
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Sourdough Sam posted:Wreck It Ralph has some big hands. Just sayin'. The sequel gently caress It Ralph.
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Mar 18, 2023 20:23
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Ralph fucks the internet
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Mar 18, 2023 20:29
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Wreck-Onlyfans Ralph
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I just want to make children happy
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David D. Davidson posted:... I like the cut of your jib, mister. Come to think, I got one of those zooming meetings on my phone with a couple of connections in manufacturing on Thursday, lemme loop you in on it 'cause I think we can take this idea and make it toyetic, if you know what I mean 
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Mar 18, 2023 21:28
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Rectum Ralph 
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Mar 18, 2023 21:39
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Okay, how many Marvel movies you guys think we can put in the pipeline? When replying with the number specify if you're talking in tens or dozens
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Mar 18, 2023 21:40
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At least 7 but only if Spiderman shows his cock Otherwise we have to remake Watchmen
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Mar 18, 2023 22:04
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Chris Pratt will star in all of them
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JediTalentAgent posted:The word is going out today. The Maleficent performers will now be allowed to put resort guests into 'an eternal sleep' by choking them out with a length of rope until they pass out. This also coincides with the Walt Disney Corp buying the lifetime right to David Carradine
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Mar 18, 2023 22:22
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I hope people like our movies
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Mar 18, 2023 22:38
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Treecko posted:At least 7 but only if Spiderman shows his cock Get our top people from ILM, I want test footage of the cock in two weeks Tell the media influence ops we're normalising showing dicks in the movies now. None of this woke bullshit anymore, we're going with our dicks out from now on
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who the gently caress is "Defunctland" and how long will it take to swatt him?
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Howard the Duck but…no let’s keep it live action, NC-17 for Howard’s corkscrew cock.
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Did we buy Bad Dragon yet? If not, someone get on the phone, we'll need a prosthetic Ask them about live action Fritz the Cat while you're at it
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Mar 19, 2023 02:29
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What if we took all of our popular properties and then did them again except without any of the charm or reason people like them?
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Mar 19, 2023 02:39
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I hope people have fun in our theme parks
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cumpantry posted:im thinking song of the south cgi remake If we can get Lin Manuel Miranda onboard I think this can be a big cultural win for us. Remus and Brer Rabbit can do that rippity-rap music that the suburbanites seem to like.
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*runs into the conference room covered head to toe in cocaine* We need to start getting crossover with Disney and Marvel fans. Do a new Avengers with the Rock as Super Mickey Mouse! Get his agent on the phone now!!!!
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Sourdough Sam posted:Greetings stakeholders, I normally use these minutes to commend the efforts of our departments and report on their earnings. Unfortunately 2022 was not a strong year for us and 2023 is looking even worse, but as Walt used to say "On with the show!" I'd like to take this time to go over our action items. I am a shareholder of the Disney Corporation and a part time racist. I am very disappointed in the direction this company is going
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Mar 19, 2023 03:25
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I wanna legislate against minorities but still get their money, so like, cast a black guy as Traditionally White Comic Relief #3 and have him do a gay little dance in the background of a scene. We'll cut it from the Chinese release.
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We're proud to announce that our campus in Burbank offers a new Self Defense Against John Lasseter fitness program.
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Friends, comrades, I suggest we must take drastic measures. We need to kill off every IP featuring talking animals. And yes, this means getting rid of the mouse. What do we gain in return? No more furries. I rest my case.
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Archonet posted:Friends, comrades, I suggest we must take drastic measures. We need to kill off every IP featuring talking animals. And yes, this means getting rid of the mouse. Does Goofy count? I'm not actually sure what animal he is
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Does Goofy count? I'm not actually sure what animal he is He's a dog, but not like Pluto,the dog
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As part of our general effort to own every property that makes money, I think it is time to revisit our plan to assassinate James Cameron and replace him with a loyal double.
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