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I thought that was what Avatar 2 is about I didn't watch it
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Goofy gave me a handjo
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Mar 19, 2023 10:18
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Did anyone ever clean the amoeba out of River Country? No?
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Mar 19, 2023 13:33
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Goofy drove an AMC Gremlin. We were thinking Pontiac Aztec for the remake, but we don’t want to give the Goofster Walter White vibes. Maybe a PT Cruiser.
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Mar 19, 2023 13:33
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Goofy gave me a handjo *hyuck*
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Mar 20, 2023 01:39
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Perhaps we can make some educational, affordable toys based on the characters in our movies that children will enjoy
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Mar 20, 2023 02:07
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Smugworth posted:Perhaps we can make some educational, affordable toys based on the characters in our movies that children will enjoy Yeah, the lesson is "tell your parents to buy you more Disney toys!" Anyway, no, that's a good idea. We can sell them on the cheap so long as we make them on the really cheap. Still a sizable profit. I love it when we make money but pretend it's about some ethos.
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Mar 20, 2023 02:39
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Yeah, the lesson is "tell your parents to buy you more Disney toys!" I hate it when the business kids come telling me about how to maximize profits this and quarterly earnings that. I'm just an old fashioned CEO who wants to make kids smile and laugh.
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Mar 20, 2023 02:42
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What if we did, like... a super live action remake of a live action remake of one of our classic animated films? edit: or maybe an animated version of a live action remake of an animated classic?? SweetMercifulCrap! fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Mar 20, 2023 |
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Mar 20, 2023 02:46
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Yeah, the lesson is "tell your parents to buy you more Disney toys!" What if we made them really cheap but still charged a lot of money for them? We would make even more money then! gently caress I'm good at this business stuff, I'll take my $10,000,000 bonus now
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Mar 20, 2023 03:13
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So head of the legal department just sent through there quarterly report, think we should spend a few minutes going through it, should all be in your emails. Hmm yep, everything's looking good. Oh okay seems there has been slight uptick in expense. so... yep they needed to higher a few dozen more ip lawyers for Disney porn related IP theft related suits. Good drat it. Why is it every year that's out biggest expense! No Jerry, we've talked about this, we can't just make the internet "illegal" we've tried.
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Mar 20, 2023 03:28
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Szyznyk posted:Goofy drove an AMC Gremlin. We were thinking Pontiac Aztec for the remake, but we don’t want to give the Goofster Walter White vibes. Maybe a PT Cruiser. A Chevy panel-style HHR. Goofy pronounces it a "Ha-hur!" like a loving imbecile. Then in the final act of the movie, when all hope seems lost, Goofy puts on a pair of sunglasses and the camera pans across the side of the HHR to see the "HHR SS" logo. "Time ta burn aluminum, Max!" "Don't you mean rubber..." "Nope..."
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Smugworth posted:I hate it when the business kids come telling me about how to maximize profits this and quarterly earnings that. I'm just an old fashioned CEO who wants to make kids smile and laugh. *The whole boardroom breaks out into laughter*
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Okay, we're going to finally make that sequel to Sky High. I know, we have an entire MCU, but the fans are horrible and I can't stand to be around any of them and I'm sick of feeling like I've been infected by some horrible disease any time I get into a room with one. The Sky High franchise is going to be for normal people who want superhero adventures. Next order of business: Is there any way we can create an original sci-fi IP that has nothing to do with Star Wars, because those people make me feel even filthier.
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We're going to do a Sword in the Stone III. Arthur is king but Excalibur starts glowing and they see new writing on it showing that Arthur's term limits are approaching. The speaker of the senate notices this and goes back to his party to propose a bill that we always follow what Excalibur tells us to do. The bill passes and Arthur declares that under his reign they have written a constitution, established a court system and elected representatives from every region to pass laws from the Screaming Pillars to the Fishstink Harbor and he will not resign and put Excalibur back in that rock. Camelot gets burnt down and nothing is resolved.
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Mar 20, 2023 04:25
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Smugworth posted:Perhaps we can make some educational, affordable toys based on the characters in our movies that children will enjoy What? Playmation wasn't enough? I mean, people will spend $1000 on a phone for their kids and $300 on a game system. I don't know why they suddenly won't pay $120 for this thing. Seriously, if I'd known that project was going to flop that bad I would have spent all that money on an ad campaign telling every parent and geek in America they can burn in hell for all time and they should be begging for the day I show up to piss on them!
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Okay, they wanna play hardball? We're gonna play hardball! The moment, the exact second, Superman falls into the public domain, I want to have a Disney's Superman movie in theaters. I don't even care what the reaction is. We're going to RUIN Superman and I don't care how much it costs or how much this company is buried in bad PR. Superman will be so poisoned that people will be horrified that he was ever seen as a greater symbol of America than Mickey Mouse!
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i said black people are okay just dont make them the center piece of the movie. one exception is fine.
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:What if we did, like... a super live action remake of a live action remake of one of our classic animated films?  Nkw my next proposal: and new addition onto Disneyland: Always Sunnyville. Inspired by the hit FX sitcom we invite guest to explore the rich and vibrant world of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Come and try a bite of Rum Ham drink a tall glass of fight milk or play a game of nightcrawlers and get your picture taken with with subhuman homeless man. Kids will love it. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Mar 20, 2023 |
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Mar 20, 2023 15:17
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you think we could make one of those clay movies? i always loved those. do kids still get play doh these days?
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Mar 20, 2023 15:39
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remake 12 Years a Slave but cartoon turtles and joe rogan does voiceover
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So it looks like superhero fatigue might be settling in, but that's fine, we're Disney! We have some of the most creative minds in the industry working for us, the best animation studio in the world, and a whole host of IP that can be reinvigorated and reinvented to fit the times! Now then, let's see. What if... we... bought DC Comics?
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calling the police chief to confirm that despite public statements of support for blm, if protestors come anywhere near the theme park they must be put down by any means necessary
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Mar 20, 2023 16:16
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I have enough money, I don't need a salary or stock benefits. Use it to purchase health benefits for the lowest paid workers at our parks. What's important to me is sparking joy and magic in people's lives.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0przgP8_miU
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Mar 20, 2023 16:26
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Heh you guys seen that “gooby pls” thing that’s going around? HI-larious! We need to get our animators on this now while it’s still hot. And also sue the everliving gently caress out of whoever started it.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:As part of our general effort to own every property that makes money, I think it is time to revisit our plan to assassinate James Cameron and replace him with a loyal double. JediTalentAgent posted:Okay, they wanna play hardball? We're gonna play hardball! as you all know, we have been ordered by the ANCIENT ONES to purchase the rights to all beloved IP’s, ever, and ruin them as a DARK SACRIFICE our plan to release bland soulless live action versions of our classics can only appease THEM so far the Muppets are gone as is STAR WARS soon all will wail in bewilderment and THEY shall return unto this material plane ** deep gutteral chanting interrupted by H-HYUCK, GARSH **
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Mar 20, 2023 16:59
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Call Favreau and tell him to bring The Volume to the orgy tonight. I want to gently caress in the Star Wars Cantina with the Jizz Wailers backing.
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Mar 21, 2023 01:06
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Guys we need to break into the adult market and - just brainstorming here but hear me out: mickey mouse. with a boner.
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Mar 21, 2023 01:19
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Let's restart Island as DisnIsland and purchase Psychopathic Records for a billion dollars
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Mar 21, 2023 01:22
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Apple Dumpling Gang Extended Universe
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get me a cost breakdown on if it would be cheaper to lobby congress as we have been, versus just buying the United States government outright. see if they're willing to just sell us the trademark and copyright system...ehh ask about patents too.
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Mar 21, 2023 01:34
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Is it original content that our viewers are responding well to? Cancel it. More Star Wars.
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Somebody call Square Enix and tell them we will give them unlimited money for dumb NFT projects if they sign over rights for a live action Kingdom Hearts movie.
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In keeping with company bylaw, written by our founder, we must end this meeting with "gently caress the jews"
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Hey JB, da kids want a li'l mo' dese days, we need some young firm tits and asses in dis movie. Better hold a cattle call, can't wait to gently caress me a few midriffs hahaha, you can go sloppy seconds ya joik. (Meanwhile Walt Disney literally turns in his grave.) BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Mar 21, 2023 |
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Mar 21, 2023 05:14
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Focus groups came back - dont make the frogs black, make them gay The creeps in cable are telling me they broke the last batch of orphans and need money for new ones. What do walt & the guys in Argentina think? Mr_Companie fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Mar 21, 2023 |
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We need more blackface animal characters, it's the only way to save 2D animation Do more like Mickie quoting The Jazz Singer
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Mickey Mouse will now be voiced by Chris Pratt. Along with all of the rest of our classic characters. We'll be retroactively redubbing our entire library.
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We're going to shut down all those Toronto sex workers who are dressing up as Disney Princesses for violating our copyright. Most of them are using the exact same costumes we sell at Spirit Halloween! They think working in a sex dungeon is fun right now? Wait until we send them to a real dungeon if they don't immediately comply! If Warner Brothers wants to let them keep dressing as Wilma Flintstone and Wonder Woman, that's their problem!
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