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It's nice that we got a fetish named after us. So who's going to set up the Goon(TM) j/o crystal kickstarter?
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Nice, it mentions SA WHAT IS GOONING? “Goon” has many meanings, some of them more safe for work than others. As a noun, traditionally, it’s meant something synonymous with thug or hooligan; hired muscle. Goons were also the self-deprecating nickname members of the forum Something Awful gave to themselves. But the meaning’s changed over the years.
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Mar 17, 2023 04:29
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someone should tell these goons that it's possible to masturbate without pornography. Perhaps even achieve similar all absorbing sexual pleasure via.......sex!
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Mar 17, 2023 04:32
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I'm gooning right NOW
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Nooner posted:I'm gooning right NOW 
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I'm glad of it OP
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Mar 17, 2023 04:55
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I've been a goon for a long time and nobody told me that I'm supposed to be jerking it a lot. Swear to god, this place is run so poorly.
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I'm surprised this set-up doesn't cause problems with his
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Mar 17, 2023 04:57
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Looking forward to Goon Squad j4g posts in 2023.
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Mar 17, 2023 04:57
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Rule #1 My gooncave, my rules
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I've been a goon for a long time and nobody told me that I'm supposed to be jerking it a lot. Swear to god, this place is run so poorly. Can you not read, or...? e: Imagine being a goon and NOT being told to jack it. Wow. ee: Just embarrassed for you, son. BigBeefCity fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Mar 17, 2023 |
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Mar 17, 2023 05:01
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Sounds like a sad existence, tbh. I mean, a PS4?
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Mar 17, 2023 05:09
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Bad Purchase posted:Rule #1 permission to edge in the gooncave
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the gooning guy has gotta be derpies right? this is what he’s been up to after being banned, i’m sure of it
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Bad Purchase posted:the gooning guy has gotta be derpies right? this is what he’s been up to after being banned, i’m sure of it After getting banned derpies went full on goon and just lives in a world of vr pornography and constant tuggin. Subsisting off of a combination of IV drip and nutrient rich slurry for food.
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Mar 17, 2023 05:24
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i have a 360 holo-display of the forums running at all times
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Mar 17, 2023 05:35
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and before you ask, i do jerk off to it.
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Mar 17, 2023 05:36
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u goonin?
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Mar 17, 2023 05:37
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Pornosexuals
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Fartington Butts posted:Pornosexuals gently caress ball and sex fetish porno website link
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Mar 17, 2023 05:51
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I have a 300gb hard drive in my head for constant gooning. I am johnny erotic.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:gently caress ball and sex fetish porno website link this kinda talk is liable to make me cream, cream big
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Microsoft Edging
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Put yo' hands in the air if you's a goon slayer 
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bossy lady posted:I have a 300gb hard drive in my head for constant gooning. I am johnny erotic. pro-reference Second decade of the 21st Century. Corporations rule. The world is threatened by a new plague: NAS Nerve Attentuation Syndrome, fatal, epidemic, its cause and cure are unknown. The corporations are opposed by the Lo Teks, a resistance movement risen from the streets: hackers, data-pirates, guerilla fighters in the Info Wars. The corporations defend themselves. They hire the Yakuza, the most powerful of all crime syndicates. They sheath their data in black ice, lethal viruses waiting to burn the brains of intruders. But the Lo Teks wait in their strongholds, in the old city cores, like rats in the walls of the world. The most valuable information must sometimes be entrusted to mnemonic couriers, elite agents who smuggle data in wet-wired brain implants.
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Huh. I thought gooning was like australian slang for getting drunk off bag-in-box wine.
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Randarkman posted:Huh. I thought gooning was like australian slang for getting drunk off bag-in-box wine. If you think a male goon might be Australian, find out for sure before you ask for a suck on his goonbag, so you both know what you'll be getting.
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Bad Purchase posted:the gooning guy has gotta be derpies right? this is what he’s been up to after being banned, i’m sure of it it would be foolish to assume otherwise, frankly
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Modern day Ataraxia
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Bad Purchase posted:the gooning guy has gotta be derpies right? this is what he’s been up to after being banned, i’m sure of it Jeffrey should lift derpies' ban so we can get a confirm/deny on this.
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ElectricSheep posted:do you have cum in your cave? If you don't have cum-crusted carpet, cum-drenched walls and a cum-splattered ceiling in yours, I don't know what to say.
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Jerking off for 3 days straight with short toilet and eating/drinking breaks sounds like a regular meth binge. I don't know why this needed a special name or why people felt the need to drag down the good name of the SA community.
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Is the ps4 just for more dvd playing or is he using a rumble controller up himself?
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Guy knows what he wants, now that's a real goon getter
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Gooning my way downtown
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Help my waifu pillow is cumcemented to my bed
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Treecko posted:Help my waifu pillow is cumcemented to my bed Are you sure it isn't your cat?
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I never put my dick on, or near my imaginary cat
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