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BigBeefCity posted:Can you not read, or...? There was a period in the 2010’s where Lowtax couldn’t afford to send out the Welcome Packages to new members. It’s possible our friend William here missed out on some important information.
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Ha ha I broke jerking it feeling good with anti-depressants, I'll never be as pathetic as one of these fucks.
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Mar 17, 2023 14:02
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But now you can keep edging 'til it degloves.
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GABA ghoul posted:Jerking off for 3 days straight with short toilet and eating/drinking breaks sounds like a regular meth binge. I don't know why this needed a special name or why people felt the need to drag down the good name of the SA community. the guy talks about popping Adderall and Vyvanse in the article so yeah, pretty much
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Mar 17, 2023 14:12
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https://youtu.be/87JrqURyCxM these guys are cool
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Mar 17, 2023 14:13
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Head Bee Guy posted:https://youtu.be/87JrqURyCxM Did he get the job? Dang even Beavis is smarter than that guy, at least he tried to score
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quote:Not all gooners are pornosexuals, however. A 30 year old man who goes by LordPornAddict online told me that his goon cave is more of a moveable feast, setting up and tearing down based on when his wife, with whom he shares a home, is around. She doesn’t know about his goon cave. But their sex life is better than it has been in a long time, he said, which he credits to hours of gooning giving his penis “super endurance.”
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Mar 17, 2023 14:40
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I know he never stopped to think one second of his life...but just gently caress your wife dude
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Watch the porn with her
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Treecko posted:I know he never stopped to think one second of his life...but just gently caress your wife dude Didn't you read the article? She was out of town for a work trip. What was I ... I mean he supposed to do? Teledildonics?
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Treecko posted:I know he never stopped to think one second of his life...but just gently caress your wife dude He has a super-penis now and he's constantly giving his wife hundreds of super-orgasms now. I'm sure she'd agreed 100% with that assessment, too.
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Mar 17, 2023 14:54
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Well it must have worked if she put up with it for that long
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Mar 17, 2023 14:56
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i saw a female "gooning" video on xvideos where it was two chicks doing ahegao faces while watching porn and talking vulgar to each other and saying "good girls don't cum"
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Mar 17, 2023 15:09
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I would like to have a super-orgasm
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Treecko posted:Watch the porn with her I tried this once and it was very awkward, would not recommend
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LuckyCat posted:u goonin?
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ElectricSheep posted:do you have cum in your cave? I am
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I would like to have a super-orgasm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGgaRmRP1ck
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5 bucks says this guy gets mad as hell if he sees his woman use a dildo THATS MY PUSSY GET OUT OF IT
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Disco Pope posted:Ha ha I broke jerking it feeling good with anti-depressants, I'll never be as pathetic as one of these fucks.  You have to take anti-boner pills to keep your hands off your dick.
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Das Boo posted:I'm surprised this set-up doesn't cause problems with his His wife is his left hand, his girlfriend is his right, and the stranger is when he sits on a hand until it goes numb and uses that.
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CannonFodder posted:the stranger is when he sits on a hand until it goes numb and uses that. Lol I forgot about this
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bossy lady posted:I have a 300gb hard drive in my head for constant gooning. I am johnny erotic.
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A Fancy Hat posted:This is the funniest thing I can imagine right now. Just a dude discreetly moving around multiple laptops and screens trying to avoid his wife. An old timey tent that is way bigger on the inside. And also full of porn.
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Mar 21, 2023 21:27
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our base class just became a prestige class, which is the highest compliment that can be given 
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Mar 21, 2023 21:31
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Mom! Shut the door! I'm gooning in here!
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Mar 21, 2023 22:32
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Finally I can be proud of this place and share it with family and friends 
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Head Bee Guy posted:https://youtu.be/87JrqURyCxM This guy’s like watched so much porn he’s starting to look like a shlong
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Obviously not going to read the article but does it mention the importance of crossing your eyes and drooling? These are requisite pieces to the experience, apparently, which coincidentally is also how I do my best posting.
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Everything old is new again, and in this case "old" is "masturbating for 12 hours"
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Brb gonna crank my hog for two full days to see what all the fuss is about. Will report back with results
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A Fancy Hat posted:This is the funniest thing I can imagine right now. Just a dude discreetly moving around multiple laptops and screens trying to avoid his wife. This but the screen moves along with him 
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Lt. Cock posted:Brb gonna crank my hog for two full days to see what all the fuss is about. Will report back with results you gotta work up to it, build some callouses
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