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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Diet Piss

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Lilt 2: Lilt

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Diabetics piss

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Creamed corn Shasta

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

~*Special Delivery*~
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broccoli lite

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
adolf "i'm hosed" blountler's car-seat-filtered effervescent egg-free nog

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Crystal Pepsi

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
la croix elephant house musk

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Tree Bucket posted:

Crystal Pepsi

hosed

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Non dairy pinecone and sardine carbonated Muscle Milk

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
arizona man piaba
arizona woman piaba
arizona pain-in-the-back bush

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
A gallon of Florida Man backwash

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Treecko posted:

A gallon of Florida Man backwash

I can see the headlines now.
Florida Man burns down own house attempting to make new soda blend.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Might as well go for a soda
Nobody hurts and nobody cries
Might as well go for a soda
Nobody drowns and nobody dies
So, we're in one of our blue moons
You wanna have it your way, I want it mine
All this debating going around in a blue moon
Makes me thirsty for love
might as well go for a soda
Nobody hurts and nobody cries
(Might as well) might as well go for a soda
Nobody drowns and nobody dies
Life seems to be a bomb inside of your head
Well, the bomb in my head is love
All this debating going around in a blue moon
Makes me thirsty for love
might as well go for a soda
Nobody hurts and nobody cries (nobody hurts, nobody cries)
Might as well go for a soda
Nobody drowns and nobody dies
Might as well go for a soda
It's better than slander, it's better than lies
Might as well go for a soda
Nobody hurts and nobody cries
Might as well go for a soda
Might as well go for a soda
Nobody hurts and nobody cries
Might as well go for a soda
Nobody drowns and nobody dies
Might as well go for a soda
It's better than slander, it's better than lies
Might as well go for a soda
(Might as well, oh yeah)
Might as well go for a soda (oh yeah, nobody hurts, nobody cries)
Might as well go for a soda (oh yeah, nobody drowns, nobody dies)
Might as well go for a soda (it's better than slander, it's better than lies)
Might as well go for a soda

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Carbonated hotdog water

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Absolute! Wank

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Toss Pot

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Rapeseed soda.


Up your rear end.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
grief oil

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
The can of soda your nasty dip chewing relative leaves out

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
orange shasta you left on the lawn yesterday and is now full of ants

SmallFormatBlues
Aug 12, 2022
Carbonated tears
Pork soda (a classic)
Chunky chicken Coca Cola
Lemon lime with a twist of spicy mutton
Goatsepepper (23 fingers across, 23 flavors deep)
A cherry soda that takes one year off your life per sip
Hogurt Max. Horse yogurt soda, zero calories.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Four Loko Plus.

The “plus” is a protein-vitamin slurry. Now the beverage is nutritionally and ontologically complete

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Dick in a Bottle
Mountain gently caress!
Craig’s Lament
Dude: Cola for Men

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Famous Original Jim's "Wetter than Wet" Soda

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Jasper’s Hot Oven Soda
Pussy POP!
Sausage ‘n’ Cream
HOOTERS™️ Soda

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

skasion posted:

Four Loko Plus.

The “plus” is a protein-vitamin slurry. Now the beverage is nutritionally and ontologically complete

The plus is cum don't lie to yourself

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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Under-boob Sweat EXPRESS
Upper Peninsula Dew
Nordic Nip-Vasser
"No Don't"

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
OK! used bath water

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i havent tried the new sierra mist yet is it good i imagine it tastes just like the old sierra mist but it has a new name and label so Gen Z will think it is "cool"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Treecko posted:

OK! used bath water

the OP said NEW lmbo if you havent been using ur sodastream to carbonate the used gamergirl bathwater u buy for years now

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nooner posted:

i havent tried the new sierra mist yet is it good i imagine it tastes just like the old sierra mist but it has a new name and label so Gen Z will think it is "cool"

Starry?

Yeah it’s ok, not great. 7UP is still better.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Stardew Valley soda

It's still lemon-lime flavored!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Mango Tango

Coca Cola original recipe but they replaced the coke with meth

Coffee chocolate stout soda with a shot of vodka in every can.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Pop pop pop! The only popping candy pop made with real popped zits.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Gamer boy neck water

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

goatface posted:

Pop pop pop! The only popping candy pop made with real popped zits.

Orbitz and pop rocks together?!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yes! Every orb contains a pop rock.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
pure black strap molasses in a pull tab can

coke but carbonated with sulfur hexafluoride gas that pools in your lungs and makes you sound like andre the giant

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Pisspi

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