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like, everyone has heard the saying "pissing like a racehorse" and we all know what it means: race horses are Hard Pissers. at least according to this saying i've never seen a race horse pissing so i dont know if its true, but because of this saying that's been passed down for thousands of years i think it might be. but surely there are other animals that are Hard Pissers too. like elephants kinda look like they might be Hard Pissing animals. giraffes, idk, i feel like they might be too?? i was gonna say hippos are Hard Pissers but hippos got that poop thing they do so i dont think they would have a piss thing too. and btw t-rex was a dainty pisser and i refuse to argue this.
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Whales probably piss super hard but you can't see it because it just mixes with the water
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Mar 17, 2023 22:51
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It's literally the first thing they do as soon as the race is over. Their owners feed them like ten gallons of Horse Gatorade before every race. That medal ceremony, where they put the wreath on the winning horse? That horse is pissing its brains out while you're watching that. They all are, even the losers.
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Mar 17, 2023 22:53
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lol @ the concept of "hard pissing" and the classification therewithin
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Mar 17, 2023 22:54
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going on a hard training regime, waking up at 5 am to train the detrusor muscle. downing 6 raw eggs, taking a mid day run and then back in the gym just hitting the detrusor hard. conditioning for the next piss cup, and trying to scoop the High Force medal in that event. they call me seabiscuit
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Mar 17, 2023 22:57
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Mister Speaker posted:It's literally the first thing they do as soon as the race is over. I only run fast when I have to take a piss, too
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Mar 17, 2023 22:57
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clarifying that trans atheletes should be barred from my sexes competition or at least reclassed as the detrusor muscle is far stronger in their sex. it's an unfair advantage and its known that their sex has the genetic disposition to piss hard
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Mar 17, 2023 22:59
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them piss
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Mar 17, 2023 23:00
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sizing up another dude at the bar and having a sensible chuckle to myself as i saw in the bathroom thay his piss simply dribbles out. he doesn't know i'm a hard pisser
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Mar 17, 2023 23:01
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i was gonna say hippos are Hard Pissers but hippos got that poop thing they do so i dont think they would have a piss thing too. Does anybody have that gif of the hippo making GBS threads and bideting its rear end hole with pee?
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Mar 17, 2023 23:01
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flexing my detrusor muscle at the ladies to impress them
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Mar 17, 2023 23:02
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A horse pissing is magnificent and intimidating, like a full sensory experience of god's own stream, op
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Mar 17, 2023 23:03
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:like, everyone has heard the saying "pissing like a racehorse" and we all know what it means: race horses are Hard Pissers. at least according to this saying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGB0n5kQx4&t=10s
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Mar 17, 2023 23:22
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everyone's heard of pissing like a racehorse, but have you heard of making GBS threads like a horny racehorse with a huge boner that just got kicked in the head so hard it died?
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Mar 17, 2023 23:24
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flubber nuts posted:everyone's heard of pissing like a racehorse, but have you heard of making GBS threads like a horny racehorse with a huge boner that just got kicked in the head so hard it died? story of my life
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Mar 17, 2023 23:26
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incredivble tehcqiue
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Mar 17, 2023 23:27
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What I don't get is how do they run so fast with so much piss in they're balls
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Mar 17, 2023 23:30
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The dinosaurs' piss is why everything is still so green today T-Rex: Hold my beer. I have to piss; also, I can't hold my own beer
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Mar 17, 2023 23:32
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Devils Affricate posted:Whales probably piss super hard but you can't see it because it just mixes with the water I’m have a new quest
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Mar 17, 2023 23:38
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can anyone rate my stack? trying to get my piss super hard
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Mar 17, 2023 23:39
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A t-rex could totally hold a beer, he just wouldn't be able to reach it up to his mouth
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Mar 17, 2023 23:39
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How many times can you stop pissing mid stream I’m up to 15
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Mar 17, 2023 23:40
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Horses got big dicks op. When you hanging mad dong you just piss hard bro.
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Mar 17, 2023 23:53
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have you seen a hippo poo poo? its hilarious they fling their poop all over the place with their tail as its coming out
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Mar 18, 2023 00:05
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i remember my grandfather using the expression “faster ‘n a clydesdale could fill a dixie cup” so it’s not just race horses
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Mar 18, 2023 00:06
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Maybe your grandpa raced clydesdales
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Mar 18, 2023 00:08
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i think its funny how dogs pee everywhere to mark their territory saw a guy jump into a big pile of leaves...bad idea lol
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Mar 18, 2023 00:10
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OP, the answer to your question is that race horses are always male and get their dicks bound up before a race, with the understanding trained into them that the sooner they finish a race, the sooner they'll get to piss. It's supposed to be extra motivation to go harder so that they'll finish faster. It, like most of horse racing and studding, is barbaric and cruel af.
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Mar 18, 2023 00:10
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I’ve caught some splashback from a dairy cow being milked on a hard packed surface and let me tell you those ladies can piss.
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Mar 18, 2023 01:02
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol @ the concept of "hard pissing" and the classification therewithin used to be a real shotpisser, back in the day *grainy footage of laserlike piss beam creating the Highway of Death*
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Mar 18, 2023 01:09
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when I was 7 or 8 I went to a zoo and saw an adult elephant take a piss and there is nothing in the pee world that has impressed me since
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Mister Speaker posted:That medal ceremony, where they put the wreath on the winning horse? That horse is pissing its brains out while you're watching that. They all are, even the losers. lol that rules
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Mar 18, 2023 01:18
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the horses should piss while they’re running, that’s extra momentum
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Mar 18, 2023 01:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-jXMeo4a4k
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Mar 18, 2023 01:26
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In the world of science, the mysteries of whale piss remain hard to gauge (though we can make an educated guess to the quantity, few have been able to describe the taste), we are fairly familiar with whale poop and precious whale vomit.
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Mar 18, 2023 01:28
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Devils Affricate posted:Maybe your grandpa raced clydesdales That was worth googling
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Mar 18, 2023 01:40
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Carlos Lantana posted:That was worth googling did your grandpa's have fun making that picture
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Mar 18, 2023 01:44
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Bad Purchase posted:the horses should piss while they’re running, that’s extra momentum It's pointing the wrong way, it would slow them down
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Mar 18, 2023 01:47
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Devils Affricate posted:It's pointing the wrong way, it would slow them down it's the wrong way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLifSFBs_Lk
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Bad Purchase posted:i remember my grandfather using the expression “faster ‘n a clydesdale could fill a dixie cup” so it’s not just race horses It gets mighty thirsty out there and cowboys make due.
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