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William Henry Hairytaint posted:when I was 7 or 8 I went to a zoo and saw an adult elephant take a piss and there is nothing in the pee world that has impressed me since This is why it needs to become an Olympic sport, to inspire youngsters when they see what HUMANS are capable of.
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Non-race horses also pee hard, but the expression comes from that period where horse racing was still quite popular, but regular horses were no longer a common sight on the street. You could take your kid to see the ponies and pretend you weren't just there to gamble, so a lot of people would see race horses way, way more often than they'd see any other large animals. You won't see something big piss on every zoo visit, and before youtube you only had carefully censored nature shows that wouldn't show that.
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Mar 18, 2023 02:39
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it's the big hard pisser
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A Festivus Miracle posted:OP, the answer to your question is that race horses are always male and get their dicks bound up before a race, with the understanding trained into them that the sooner they finish a race, the sooner they'll get to piss. It's supposed to be extra motivation to go harder so that they'll finish faster. I thought the had to pee because they get injected with lasix I wouldn't doubt if this was true too though. Horses get treated like poo poo pretty often. Look at soring in Tennessee walking horses for example. Actually don't look at it it's pretty disturbing.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:02
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Piss Hard with a Vengeance
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Mar 18, 2023 03:02
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Lol
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Mar 18, 2023 03:03
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in a completely unrelated conversation earlier tonight my wife used the phrase "high-volume pisser" and I think that'd be a pretty good username
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Mar 18, 2023 03:05
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better have the horse inside the house pissin out than outside the house pissin in, i reckon
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Mar 18, 2023 03:06
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sometime I wish I could just pee whenever and wherever and have it excused because I'm just an animal I bet horses and other non-human pissers don't have to pay bills either
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Mar 18, 2023 03:09
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on the other hand I can think of ants and be fine I even think ants are kind of cool as long as they're not trying to explore my home
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Mar 18, 2023 03:10
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when you think about it there are pros and cons to being just about anything
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Mar 18, 2023 03:10
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Having witnessed a race horse pissing I can tell you it is very, VERY hard. It's hard as hell.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:12
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like I'm sitting here trying to think of something that you could be (a living creature I mean) that is all pros or all cons and drawing a blank
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Mar 18, 2023 03:12
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You won't see something big piss on every zoo visit You don't know me
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Mar 18, 2023 03:15
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:like I'm sitting here trying to think of something that you could be (a living creature I mean) that is all pros or all cons and drawing a blank 
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Mar 18, 2023 03:16
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Devils Affricate posted:You don't know me I know you as a poster and I think you're pretty cool
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Mar 18, 2023 03:16
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they probably ate him though
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Mar 18, 2023 03:16
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also being that pig and not having the mental capacity to understand how famous you are on the internet is itself a con
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Mar 18, 2023 03:17
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I mean I'd subscribe to his onlyfans
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Mar 18, 2023 03:17
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patreon I MEANT PATREON
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Mar 18, 2023 03:18
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:like, everyone has heard the saying "pissing like a racehorse" and we all know what it means: race horses are Hard Pissers. at least according to this saying Re racehorses, you'd piss yourself too if a midget latched onto your back kept whipping you while sending you running helter skelter amidst other racehorses that all have metal-shoe-shod hooves that break anything they stomp, and if you fall they'll shoot you. I'd poo poo myself too. T-Rex may well have been a dainty pisser. I'm imagining one politely squirting whie its li'l arms wave in the air. Cute!  Brontosauruses must have been massive pissers, they couldn't have had balls big enough to store all the piss you'd expect their huge bodies to generate, or the balls would have dragged on the ground. And let us not forget dogs, when taken for a walk some of them stop at every second lamppost for a piss. This is unsurprising really, when many if them are kept inside for the entire remainder of their day. Personally I'd be busting for a piss. The poor beasts. I'm all for dogboxes (similar to catboxes) for dogs in homes without a yard to piss in, at least for those dogs that can't be trained to use the toilet.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:on the other hand I can think of ants and be fine I even think ants are kind of cool as long as they're not trying to explore my home
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Mar 18, 2023 03:29
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how can i learn this technique
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Mar 18, 2023 05:38
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bossy lady posted:how can i learn this technique Periscope dick knew what was up.
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Mar 18, 2023 05:57
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Pigs are actually really smart, basically as smart as dogs and can even be trained in similar ways, Babe wasn't making that up. They just also have the misfortune of being delicious and growing very large very fast.
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Mar 18, 2023 07:10
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:they probably ate him though You shut your mouth
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Mar 18, 2023 11:26
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i was confused as a kid cause some other kid would always say "i gotta piss like a rushin'racehorse" and I didnt know if it was Russian or rushin, like if there was an extra layer of humor cause it was Russian?
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Mar 18, 2023 11:39
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Race horses in the US (it's banned in some countries, I don't know which, I'm not a lawyer, ok??) are given furosemide before races to keep their lungs from hemorrhaging. As a result, a race horse probably does indeed piss like crazy, more so than a regular horse.
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Mar 18, 2023 11:42
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:giraffes, idk, i feel like they might be too?? i went to the zoo once and saw the giraffes and one was pissing and another had their head down under it in the stream tasting the piss. i think this is a more pertinent piss trait for giraffes than intensity.
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Turpitude II posted:i went to the zoo once and saw the giraffes and one was pissing and another had their head down under it in the stream tasting the piss. i think this is a more pertinent piss trait for giraffes than intensity. 
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Pigs are actually really smart, basically as smart as dogs and can even be trained in similar ways, Babe wasn't making that up. They just also have the misfortune of being delicious and growing very large very fast. Especially the balls! And... all the piss stored in them is why pigs are much more renowned for making GBS threads than for pissing. Like, "Pigshit!" is a common comeback, but "Pig piss!"? No. And pics of pigshit on pigs' balls are very popular, but pig piss on pigs' balls? Just meh.
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I went on google and learned, because of the Lasix, the racehorses will piss away 20-30 pounds of piss before a race. There was some speculation that it could make the horses lighter to run faster, they obviously werent thinking from the horse's perspective though cause it feels like poo poo to be dehydrated. I don't think id be running very fast after pissing so much.
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Mar 18, 2023 12:38
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Horses piss hard because their penises need to remove the piss from their bodies.
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Knormal posted:Shameful tiny pissers though. Ants can piss 8 times the volume of their body, don't disparage them just cause they're small!!
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