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watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

calhoun posted:

Well I was going to bring this but I'll just piss on everything instead

don�t sign yuor posts

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# ? Mar 22, 2023 14:18

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# ? May 7, 2024 04:44

Bodyholes

Oh we had to bring stuff? That--crap...no no no that's okay I can run to the store real quick and get beer... or something. I'll be right back in 15 min!

# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:44

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Bodyholes posted:

Oh we had to bring stuff? That--crap...no no no that's okay I can run to the store real quick and get beer... or something. I'll be right back in 15 min!

Well sweet my dad said that and then I only saw him on weekends.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:47

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Bodyholes posted:

Oh we had to bring stuff? That--crap...no no no that's okay I can run to the store real quick and get beer... or something. I'll be right back in 15 min!

If they got some terrible microwave chicken sandwiches, please, I could really use one as a palette cleanser before eating all the good stuff. Here's a 20, get like 30 of them.

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# ? Mar 22, 2023 20:43

Escape From Noise

ur mom

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# ? May 4, 2023 13:32

calhoun

watho posted:

don�t sign yuor posts

How's this for a sign? I just pissed all over you. Don't tell me what to do.

Anyone else want me to sign something? Like that guy did? I didn't think so. Don't tell me what to do.

# ? May 4, 2023 15:41

Jinnigan: We shall pay him a visit. There will be a picnic. Tea shall be served.

szechuan smashed cucumber salad

# ? May 4, 2023 15:46

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

calhoun posted:

How's this for a sign? I just pissed all over you. Don't tell me what to do.

Anyone else want me to sign something? Like that guy did? I didn't think so. Don't tell me what to do.

i guess you don�t want this check for a trillion dollars then?

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# ? May 4, 2023 17:52

calhoun

watho posted:

i guess you don�t want this check for a trillion dollars then?

what????? i didn't say that..... is there something wrong with it?

# ? May 4, 2023 19:59

Ass-penny

it's just the giant novelty cheque for 25 réal Evrart offers you, don't take it

# ? May 5, 2023 02:00

Ass-penny

hobocop forever

# ? May 5, 2023 02:00

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I'm bringing orangutans.

Not to eat obviously. As guests.

# ? May 5, 2023 08:47

Ass-penny

I have 5 lukewarm ravioli in vodka sauce and a sleeve of Ritz, take it or leave it (I didn't know it was a potluck)

# ? May 5, 2023 13:32

calhoun

rear end-penny posted:

I have 5 lukewarm ravioli in vodka sauce and a sleeve of Ritz, take it or leave it (I didn't know it was a potluck)

I think you should keep it

# ? May 5, 2023 15:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I brought my grandmother's mock-Ritz crackers. They're almost like the real thing.

# ? May 5, 2023 15:41

Slumpy

cum

slumpy

# ? May 5, 2023 16:46

FutonForensic

Buttchocks posted:

I’ll bring lube for the potfuck

# ? May 5, 2023 17:39

FutonForensic

I'm bringing the lucky pot.

# ? May 5, 2023 17:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Plastic clamshell package of cookies from Costco. I'm very lazy

# ? May 5, 2023 17:59

Charles Bukowski: Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

One pot paprika chicken and rice, cereals squares.

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# ? May 7, 2023 03:13

Escape From Noise

The local sexpot

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# ? May 7, 2023 06:02

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

a bean

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# ? May 7, 2023 12:33

calhoun

Slumpy posted:

cum

Bring your famous hotcakes instead

# ? May 7, 2023 16:12

slowfreq

I once brought an uncooked sweet potato to a potluck. I am not a very helpful person.

# ? May 7, 2023 18:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

sheets of plain baked phyllo dough

# ? May 8, 2023 00:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

One whole 1m x 1m x m solid block of ice, no substrate. Straight onto the wood floors.

# ? May 8, 2023 00:55

Ass-penny

Randy Travesty posted:

One whole 1m x 1m x m solid block of ice, no substrate. Straight onto the wood floors.

that's a rare commodity this time of year

# ? May 8, 2023 01:05

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

cranberry aspic

thanks Manifisto!

# ? May 8, 2023 05:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a shaker of Mrs. Dash and a healthy appetite :rznv:

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# ? May 8, 2023 05:08

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

yarn with marinara

# ? May 8, 2023 05:10

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

sangria spiked with lsd

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# ? May 8, 2023 08:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

sangria spiked with lsd

mega size silly straw :lolplant:

...

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# ? May 8, 2023 08:34

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

sangria spiked with lsd

LSD spiked with sangria.

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# ? May 8, 2023 08:42

alexandriao

im bringing the chilli Kevin dropped on the floor in The Office

Its scraped off the floor but dont worry the lint and dirt just adds flavour

Too much is always not enough!

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# ? May 8, 2023 12:53

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Escape From Noise posted:

LSD spiked with sangria.

augh! i expected to have a beautifully shot and choreographed violent freakout and i�m only getting a pleasant buzz! this is horrible!

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# ? May 8, 2023 13:29

bullshitacct5723: by vyelkin

edible cannabis & future alcohol

# ? May 8, 2023 19:43

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

a 12 ounce jar of the same salsa that someone else brought a 36 ounce jar of because I didn't want to spring for the more expensive one

# ? May 12, 2023 20:58

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

a big old butt

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# ? May 12, 2023 21:38

Ass-penny

half a pack of GPC cigarettes

# ? May 13, 2023 17:21

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# ? May 7, 2024 04:44

Machai

Curried goatse

# ? May 14, 2023 20:51

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