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vanisher

Oh hello please help yourselves. Two jugs for ten dollars.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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nut

looking down at my paper cup holding a tablespoon of detergent not totally sure what to do with it

Manifisto


*takes a sample, pours it on my shirt* thank you, that stain was bothering me!

oh I'm supposed to drink it?? *puts shirt in mouth and starts sucking*


ty nesamdoom!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Tongue bleaching is all the rage this season


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


nut

wandering around a costco, the small pins n' needles rush penetrating my soul, tickling at my buried dreams of dying from windex

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Oh yeah! Kid me loved the idea of free anything.

baka of lathspell

wish i had a lifetime costco membership so i could pour stain remover into a paper cup 1x a month


join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)

vanisher

Yes please help yourselves but I only have one so you need to share SIR THAT IS NOT PART OF THE SAMPLES



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nut

this hand sanitizer is so cheap but honestly i'm not crazy about the taste but again flippy flop i'm back at the price i'll take two

vanisher

EXCUSE ME WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PALLET JACK you cannot just take that whole box of rice for free

Oh yes please welcome we'll have some additional samples ready shortly as soon as my supervisor gets here please feel free to wait



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nut

drat, they must have a lot of weddings planned

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


wow, free samples! (empty detergent onto floor and pocket the cup)


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
handing out wedges of a large-screen tv

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
The whole thing sounds too nice to be true. I bet there's a catch.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
How can I reach the top shelf... Where's Kacie when I need her?

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

vanisher

THOSE ARE NOT PART OF THE SAMPES! EXCUSE ME THAT IS A DISPLAY TV



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

vanisher

Get off that ladder there is Pepsi in Isle 15!!



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nut

while everyone is distracted I sneak behind the khazana and build a fort, filimng myself for my COSTCO OVERNIGHT (CLOSE CALL WITH SECURITY) youtube series

Stoner Sloth

<runs breathlessly into the costco> did someone say free??

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


you got any frozen pizzas over here


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
If anyone comes near my ladder we're gonna beef.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

google THIS

Hello yes I heard someone was giving out free samples of beef?

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Yep, just up the ladder to the right

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I desire to be a mogul of something and I presume Costo's bulk sales can help me with this.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
free Tibet (while supplies last)





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

vanisher

EXCUSE ME please no racing in the carts!!
Is that a hand truck? Did you bring that in the store??
Please no soliciting in the store YOU'RE MAKING A MESS



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
lol imagine a place that sells you a hot dog AND a pop for $1.50. Wild.

Khanstant
i'm not a member... can i still have a sample? i snuck in with a crowd

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Khanstant posted:

i'm not a member... can i still have a sample? i snuck in with a crowd

You say you're going to the restaurant as you go in through the exit. Then you go through the checkout lanes into the store.

Still need a card at checkout you say? Well that's okay you're not buying anything you're there for the samples and to browse cool stuff.

Obviously I am upper middle class.

nut

hiding a warm tupperware behind my back: haha of course you don't accept samples back..obviously

Dumb Sex-Parrot
man i love free samples but i feel bad about not buying the product afterwards






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

vanisher

Um no you don't pay up here, I don't need a tip thank you



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


*grabbing a two little cups full of ketchup and handing one to my wife*

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


coming in with my stained clothes hoping the detergent sample guy is working today

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Simsmagic

im beautiful



oh cool thanks for the samples *walks away with a dozen pairs of display glasses on from the vision center*


thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

Prof. Crocodile

This stuff seems pretty good, but my gf really prefers the fluid she pours on her tampons to be blue...

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
I understand Costco is giving away free samples of employees?

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Trying not to spill spoonfuls of gasoline on my way back to my car.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


dang just realized i forgot to change my halloween av back


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


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vanisher

EXCUSE ME YOU CAN'T SET UP YOUR OWN FREE SAMPLE STAND I DON'T CARE IF YOU BROUGHT IT ALL FROM HOME



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