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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Treecko posted:

On the other hand think of all the flashing lights and colors!

Flashing lights and colors will only get me to spend up to $500, no more than that.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Scratchies and fruit machines are the worst.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Bad Purchase posted:

speedrunning

It's this. Thousands of hours trying to be the absolute best at something so stupid. Conquistadors of the completely pointless. Fitzcarraldo syndrome.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

A Strange Aeon posted:

It's weird because the allure of gambling must surely be the possibility of winning big (unless people actually gamble because they subconsciously want to lose, which seems a bit suspect to me), but if you look around at the other people in a casino, no one is rich.

The casino industry has done a good job marketing itself as this slick James Bond kind of place whereas the reality, the red brick behind the neon, is really intensely sad.

If gambling is your hobby, it's like your hobby is losing money, which seems deeply pathetic, almost pathologic.

Findom


A CRAB IRL posted:

It's this. Thousands of hours trying to be the absolute best at something so stupid. Conquistadors of the completely pointless. Fitzcarraldo syndrome.

Yeah but what isn't pointless?

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

A CRAB IRL posted:

It's this. Thousands of hours trying to be the absolute best at something so stupid. Conquistadors of the completely pointless. Fitzcarraldo syndrome.

There is a FANTASTIC documentary on a group of people that are world record holders for some old 80s coin op game, I lived in arcades as a kid and I’ve never heard of it, it follows the “battles” of 3/4 of them as they fight to keep the record over the last 30 odd years.

Highlights:

Interviews with previous champions who stopped playing years ago, store owners, career professionals, normal people.

Interviews with current champions who are without exception fat, carpal tunnel syndrome sufferers, no significant achievements in their lives and crappy goon cave houses.

Watching someone play nonstop for 40 plus hours only to have the game crash.

Watching technicians state “this guy is cheating by loving around what the programme” and hearing the pathetic claims that it must be a glitch.

And the greatest post script ever.. which reveals that shortly after the first version of the documentary was released the internet at large started competing in the championships and now all the previous champions best scores barely rank in the top 100. Their entire “career” and meaning in life rendered irrelevant in a week.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Is that King of Kong? I have been meaning to watch that.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'm playing Rune Factory 5 at my own pace, and I still feel pretty lame about it

What wasn't lame today was going to the park and watching my little one make a new friend

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Trying to put together an exhaustive list here:

Deadlifting

Peak bagging

Crypto trading, “apes” etc.

Tool assisted speedrunning

Guns

Being dogmatic about food prep (burgers, steak, chili, etc.)

Funko Pops

Honorary mentions:

Being a young guy who is really in to pipe tobacco

Geocaching

Spreadsheet keeping

Building a model railroad lacking any kind of imaginative detail whatsoever, slavishly dedicated to replicating completely unremarkable diesel freight trains as opposed to like, the Orient Express, Flying Scotsman, or something cool (or at least visually interesting) like that

Grindset/hustle culture poo poo

Cast iron cooking

Truck culture (lifts, coal rolling, etc.)

This:
https://twitter.com/maximilianfrod/status/1503999609563230208

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Does smoking loose rolling tobacco out of a weed pipe because you're too poor to buy cigarettes and too much of an innovator to simply roll your own, count as being into pipe tobacco? I don't do this anymore but I need to know if I was lame when I was younger.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

deep dish peat moss posted:

Does smoking loose rolling tobacco out of a weed pipe because you're too poor to buy cigarettes and too much of an innovator to simply roll your own, count as being into pipe tobacco? I don't do this anymore but I need to know if I was lame when I was younger.

it's astronomically cheaper and has less fire safe glue so yeah way lamer that glue gets you high as gently caress

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It's almost as lame as digging used butts out of the ash trays outside of a grocery store

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

deep dish peat moss posted:

Does smoking loose rolling tobacco out of a weed pipe because you're too poor to buy cigarettes and too much of an innovator to simply roll your own, count as being into pipe tobacco? I don't do this anymore but I need to know if I was lame when I was younger.

Doing poo poo because you don't have money I don't think could ever be counted as a hobby. That's just poo poo you do to get by, and called being smart.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
I know it was mentioned, but I got sick of spending lots of money for Gilette razor cartridges so went looking for the kind of razor I remember my dad having. I was so weirded out to run up on the "shaving culture" thing.

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

syntaxfunction posted:

Is that King of Kong? I have been meaning to watch that.

It’s similar it a different game, can’t find it on google. I’ll message a friend that also saw it and see if he remembers the name.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


This is the lamest poo poo I've ever seen but of course it exists


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Pay 5000 bucks for a dog who can't walk a mile

If you breed it now you might make your money back

Sick

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I would watch the poo poo out of this movie

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Every time I see a video of a cute pitbull mix on the internet I have to do the mental calculus of "is this someone who's rescuing the most commonly abandoned dog breed or the kind of breeder psycho who is abandoning them?" and it's very frustrating.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
These dogs look like cgi.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Its undeniably funko pop collecting

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Dixville posted:


I would watch the poo poo out of this movie

You asked for it
https://i.imgur.com/RwCnmQP.gifv

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

deep dish peat moss posted:

Does smoking loose rolling tobacco out of a weed pipe because you're too poor to buy cigarettes and too much of an innovator to simply roll your own, count as being into pipe tobacco? I don't do this anymore but I need to know if I was lame when I was younger.

In your mind, would you consider being compelled by economic necessity the same as being really in to something?

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Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
One thing cigarettes have in common with guns is nobody actually looks good holding one except in the movies

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