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honda whisperer

Goatse and Gallant posted:

It is my understanding that what keeps AI together is the shared hatred for pieces of shits, along with a crippling dependency on exactly those pieces of shits

Yes. And the understanding that every car is a piece of poo poo, even the nice ones. And that we love them for all their flaws. Sometimes because of their flaws.

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honda whisperer

Turbo Fondant posted:

Gripping the deteriorating foam airbag wheel his knuckles went white with desire
The flaking chrome wheels of his Mustang exploding bald linglongs down the highway like a slug from a twenty-two
True death, three point eight litres of medium performance piercing the night
This is brown sunshine



*snaps fingers rhythmically*

honda whisperer

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
Boost goes in, apex seals go out
Cranks but will not start

honda whisperer

Mini trucks with hydraulics.

honda whisperer

cruft posted:

I never knew what a big deal tires were until I started posting in AI.

It's literally the whole point of the car. Brakes? Stop the tires. Engine and transmission? Make tires go. Suspension? Keep tires touching the road. Seats and seatbelts? Keeps you between the tires.

And if you can make the tires lock up, spin, or slide... Your tires are weak and holding you back.

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