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vanisher

Installing like 7 windchimes on my patio

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# ? Mar 22, 2023 22:26

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:23

deep dish peat moss

My landlord is not the lord of the underland and the basement is mine.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 23:03

vanisher

Tunneling under the lot and into the public land next door so I can have more animals in my unit

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# ? Mar 22, 2023 23:18

Khanstant

said we couldnt nail, screw into, paint, or damage the walls, but using expanding insulation foam to draw and sculpt the walls is technically only protecting and insulating the walls further from damage

# ? Mar 22, 2023 23:21

Khanstant

they said we can change the doorknobs as long as we provide a key but they didnt say we had to put the doorknobs anywhere they could ever find....

# ? Mar 22, 2023 23:23

deep dish peat moss

There is nothing in the lease about sealing up my front door with bricks and yes it will make it very difficult for you to evict me, good luck.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 23:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Taking the ceiling with me when I move out.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 23:43

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

Taking the ceiling with me when I move out.

Ah, you live in Germany.

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# ? Mar 23, 2023 03:09

Finger Prince

Post-move-out blacklight inspection.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 04:55

nut

wet tubes

# ? Mar 23, 2023 05:11

nut

sloppy laundry

# ? Mar 23, 2023 05:15

Escape From Noise

Lease On a Pole match on Pay Per View!

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# ? Mar 23, 2023 05:38

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Declaring your apartment as a church for tax purposes. Or a church for porpoises.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 07:30

frump truck: hello... again!

having two antigravity dogs that live on the ceiling

# ? Mar 23, 2023 12:52

vanisher

okay but I have a CITY PERMIT for a new years parade float and there is NOTHING in the lease about keeping my apartment at freezing levels so I can glue flowers on this 40 foot tall wire Rolf from the muppets

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# ? Mar 24, 2023 16:27

Khanstant

filling up the hols in the wall with silicone caulk. why are all these little smily face holes everywhere anyway

# ? Mar 24, 2023 16:31

vanisher

is this because Rolf is a dog of color

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# ? Mar 24, 2023 16:31

nut

mountain dew

# ? Mar 24, 2023 19:37

Manifisto

selling apartment as a non fungible token

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:26

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

showering in the stairwell

# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:56

Khanstant

shampooing the carpet on move out day with selsun blue

# ? Mar 25, 2023 02:48

Ass-penny

have sex with your landlord's spouse

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# ? Mar 25, 2023 03:43

Ass-penny

unless it is gross sex, then set them on fire maybe? :kingsley:

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# ? Mar 25, 2023 03:46

google THIS

Responding to all verbal tenant-related questions with "in a manner of speaking"

# ? Mar 26, 2023 05:55

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Please stop pissing in the sink they say, but the bathroom is all the way on the other side of the kitchen!

Hoooooo boy.
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# ? Mar 26, 2023 10:29

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

unless it is gross sex, then set them on fire maybe?

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# ? Mar 26, 2023 12:20

Ass-penny

Justa Dandelion posted:

Please stop pissing in the sink they say, but the bathroom is all the way on the other side of the kitchen!

I had a sculpture tech in college who drunk called me years after graduation to tell me my art was bad and that he was pissing in his laundry room sink. like, cool, have fun sobering up and having a pissy sink.

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# ? Mar 29, 2023 01:09

Finger Prince

rear end-penny posted:

I had a sculpture tech in college who drunk called me years after graduation to tell me my art was bad and that he was pissing in his laundry room sink. like, cool, have fun sobering up and having a pissy sink.

At least it was memorable!

# ? Mar 29, 2023 01:26

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

converting your unit into an active military base

# ? Mar 29, 2023 02:15

Escape From Noise

The ol' double deuce

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# ? Mar 29, 2023 02:17

Truman Peyote

it's true that the lease says that i'm not allowed to paint the walls. but it doesn't say anything about coating the paint in peanut butter

# ? Mar 29, 2023 07:06

Truman Peyote

my fiance used to work the phones at booking dot com and fielded a call from an exasperated hotel operator. there was a lady who had been banned from the hotel because she'd booked a room and invited a man in and had some sort of sex that involved slathering butter everywhere. butter on the bedsheets. butter on the carpet. butter on the walls, the curtains, in the phone receiver, the bathroom counter, anywhere this man looked there was butter. and he was phoning because she'd evaded the ban by making the reservation via booking dot com and she'd done it again! there is also nothing in my lease preventing me from doing this

# ? Mar 29, 2023 07:08

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Buttchocks posted:

converting your unit into an active military base

the rare third amendment violation

# ? Mar 29, 2023 07:27

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sneaking into the landlord's office and replacing the master copy of my lease with a note that says "tenant can do whatever he wants"

# ? Mar 29, 2023 07:29

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lease says no automotive repair in the parking lot, but this here machine is classified by federal aviation regulations in part 103 as an ultralight aircraft

# ? Mar 29, 2023 07:33

Khanstant

lease says we have to mow the lawn but it doesnt say we cant carpet the lawn

# ? Mar 29, 2023 08:23

frump truck: hello... again!

cultivating a healthy and communicative throuple but only within the confines of the refrigerator

# ? Mar 29, 2023 13:07

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Having additional people stay with you if they've dug themselves a bunker in your back yard. Technically they're not in "the house".

# ? Mar 29, 2023 13:09

frump truck: hello... again!

building a giant slingshot outside that arcs directly into your open apartment window for keyless entry

# ? Mar 29, 2023 13:11

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:23

Finger Prince

Replacing items on the list of contents with items of identical description, but very obviously not the same items that were there when you moved in.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 15:17

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