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Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Turning the entire apartment into a walk-in freezer.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 15:20

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:24

Finger Prince

Buttchocks posted:

Turning the entire apartment into a walk-in freezer.

Your landlord hasn't fixed the heat yet either? :dadjoke:

# ? Mar 29, 2023 15:37

baka of lathspell

filling my room full of horny frogs in an attempt to recreate jurassic park

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# ? Mar 29, 2023 15:54

baka of lathspell

idk what that means

when the frogs fail to evolve say im rehearsing the biblical plagues

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# ? Mar 29, 2023 15:57

Khanstant

says you cant burn candles indoors but nothing about burning just wicks

# ? Mar 31, 2023 02:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

planting giant redwood saplings in the window box

# ? Mar 31, 2023 03:10

nut

scraping off the old paint before repainting instead of living in a slightly smaller space every lease

# ? Mar 31, 2023 04:00

Escape From Noise

Khanstant posted:

says you cant burn candles indoors but nothing about burning just wicks

I hear that you don't want to burn that guy.

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# ? Mar 31, 2023 04:11

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nut posted:

scraping off the old paint before repainting instead of living in a slightly smaller space every lease

imagining rooms of the future that are solid blocks of paint by then

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# ? Mar 31, 2023 17:02

FutonForensic

Possum room

# ? Mar 31, 2023 21:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Decking your living room out like a court house and hearing nieghnourhood complaints, or alternatively, performing pet marriages.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 21:25

Finger Prince

No pets, but it doesn't say anything about planting the entire yard with catnip and cat grass! "what, all these? They're somebody's pets, but they aren't mine!"

# ? Mar 31, 2023 22:21

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

What? A pet dog? What?

This is Brutus, A Free Retriever On The Land, and he answers to nobody.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 23:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

Possum room

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# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:18

Finger Prince

Burying a body in the crawlspace isn't illegal and the murder took place at a different location, so technically I haven't violated any terms of the lease relating to illegal activities.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 02:15

Khanstant

no law against screaming at the floor and walls to use sonic vibrations to slightly weaken the structure over time

# ? Apr 1, 2023 07:58

Khanstant

landlord legally can't even ask me if i stayed up all night drinking pepsi and eating plain cheese pizza, no sauce, no bread add pepperoni

# ? Apr 1, 2023 07:59

Khanstant

if you sneak a kid in and they live there for over a month, even though they aren't on the lease, once the landlord finds out landlord cant evict them for 6 months or more because of daughter's rights

# ? Apr 1, 2023 08:02

Khanstant

building a ramp in the hallway to get a little air time when going to the kitchen

# ? Apr 1, 2023 08:16

Khanstant

even the city can't stop you from buying ant farms, grow them, nurture them, watching them raise their young, and then mercilessly shake them up, causing constant havoc, before they die in anguish and you throw them in the backyard. good luck convincing anyone else to rent your haunted house built on a tortured souls graveyard

# ? Apr 1, 2023 08:21

xcheopis

Finger Prince posted:

No pets, but it doesn't say anything about planting the entire yard with catnip and cat grass! "what, all these? They're somebody's pets, but they aren't mine!"

Have, in fact, done this.

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Apr 1, 2023 21:21

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited