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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Metro New York UPS, my dad worked with a driver who had been personal security for Chiang Kai-shek. Little guy. He knew that IRL pressure point Kung-fu and got in the papers for stopping a mugging on his route with it. Like he could pinch your shoulder and drop you or make it so that you couldn't raise your arms. This other driver, Smitty, was always bugging him to teach him the moves but he wouldn't even teach his own kids.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

GoodyTwoShoes posted:

I have Trigger Points. They are called Myofascial Pain Syndrome, and they are forever. I get more every year that need to be "released" daily. I do 4.5 hours of Trigger Point massage every loving day, have for at least 10 years, and will til the day I die, because I like being able to walk and sleep. (Once upon a time, I had so few that I only needed half an hour before bed.)

Truthfully, "release" only lasts for a few hours. Pain pills don't work, but muscle relaxants do, again for a few hours.

What I'm saying is Welcome To Hell, OP.

holy poo poo

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