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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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There was the failed piping of a high energy laser through a Nintendo entertainment system. I was 7. Then I was stabbed through the shoulder with the sword of Damascus when I was 14 in homeroom at school. It was supposed to go through my lung and heart but OOPS! It missed. Guy said he was gettin some dirt off my shoulder. I guess I was already supposed to be Chinese at that point. But also you would have to know I’m not to set up the pointer and genetic marker. Then somebody placed the cat09 tails on me when I was 16, right after back surgery, but that didn’t kill me because I was nice. Then people tried to convince me to drink industrial solvent in college to prep my glottal region for a strict quinine (blue dab) but I was like nah I don’t want to do that.

A lot of people are pissed off that I’m not Chinese or profoundly mentally disabled now. Be angry, I don’t give a gently caress.

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ClamdestineBoyster
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Treecko posted:

Wow why are so many people out to get you I just could never understand it

I understand why you are so upset and I just want to let you know that I don’t give a gently caress about you.

ClamdestineBoyster
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:

genuinely don't understand why you're not perma'd

I understand your anger, but I just don’t care.

ClamdestineBoyster
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Mozi posted:

do you realize we're all aliens to whatever else is out there :spooky:

I understand your unbridled rage, but not identifying as my Chinese murder replacement does not make me an alien or a robot. It just means a Nintendo is a fairly safe gaming system in terms of electronics and programming.

ClamdestineBoyster
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Sophy Wackles posted:

You know too much and Nintendo has a price on your head.

Pssshhhh sonic is your boyfriend, apparently. :crossarms:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:

now that you mention it OP i'm pretty disappointed that you're not chinese

But I am Asian. Gypsy and polish orthodox jew. I don’t understand why that’s such a letdown for people. Like they were still being racist against Asians, it’s just that they think all Asians look the same. :shrug:

ClamdestineBoyster
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It’s cool though, I got all the data I needed to repair my body. Would have been a lot easier without all the ancillary contributing factors and taken much less time but I got the job done, for me.

ClamdestineBoyster
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SonOfGhostDad posted:

tell us more about how Jews are Asian, tho

Russians are Asians.

ClamdestineBoyster
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It just sucks that the whole thing should have been pretty straightforward, as far as I structure my life. But people get in some headspace where stop doesn’t mean stop and no doesn’t mean no and it’s like 6 years later still trying to find scraps of data and who’s holding what because they don’t even bother bringing it out so long as people are volunteering to do their torture routine for free and at no loss of inventory because they aren’t losing something each time they use it because somebody in a protected class is holding it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I like cream cheese. I get it occasionally, I like it on toasted bagels but I also make a drat good cinnamon roll icing. Sometimes I get on a dairy kick and I’m at the store like hrrrrrnnnnnnggggg and I’m like yeah I’ll get cream cheese and cheddar and milk and cereal and ice cream and frozen pizza and Mac and cheese and nachos and I’m gonna eat it and love it all, but then it’s like I could probably just make 2 grilled cheeses and be over it. So yeah cream cheese if I’m in a cream cheese mood. :munch:

ClamdestineBoyster
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I just think it’s interesting how people act on things you were supposed to be injured by, with no real medical data to support their actions, and don’t listen to no or stop. I don’t see how anything could go wrong. Like unnecessary surgery or malpractice that is swept under the rug and then becomes open license for the CIA to move in with goring tools that aren’t even close to the same bore as the surgical tools and operate as if they are doing the same thing for almost 2 years. Because one guy won’t admit fault under some california franchise horseshit.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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How does somebody do this 200 times in a row and not realize it?

“Oh, I surgically removed a carbon chain, I have a link to you, and I’m still holding the data. Every time I get power from someone, I get read along with the data. Oh my, this carbon chain has reformed in the patients body. I am going to do the same procedure on the same spot. Oh my, the carbon chain has reformed. I need to get more aggressive, use more power more frequently, and disregard Ph. Oh my the same thing keeps happening.”

To the point the surgery is so negligent that somebody literally stepping in and goring a patient with a weapon with no medical purpose is indistinguishable from the doctors actual procedure.

ClamdestineBoyster
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Idk maybe I’m supposed to feel so loving grateful for getting such an advanced procedure, and initially it did save my life. But then it’s just one of these magical things made by S that nobody is allowed to talk about or challenge if anything goes wrong. The reality is that it’s not unknowable and there isn’t some special medicine people need to know, it’s just a very small scalpel and suction. No clamps, no forceps, no optics. Any surgeon should have been able to spot the malpractice. But everything of the magic and infallible S is the direct word of god and can do no wrong and we’re all bound to a vow of silence about the almighty machine that is more important than life to people in california.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I’m too wild for HCCOTC. :dukedog:

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My Spirit Otter posted:

either clam is stroking out or i am

I’m strokin. :jackbud: :mmmsmug:

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