olives black posted:

Someone needs to whip you fuckers into shape, and I'm just the olives-based poster to do it.

My first actions as GBS moderator will be as follows:

⁃ Posting a new poll thread without a goku option will result in a 24-hour probation.
⁃ Drunk posting will be allowed, but all drunk posts must have a picture (taken by you) of what you're currently drinking. You must also kiss the label with your favorite shade of lipstick, and the kiss mark must be present in the picture. Failure to do so will result in a 24-hour probation.
⁃ Vtuber discussion will no longer be banned. It will, in fact, be mandatory to embed a clip of one of your oshis at the end of every new thread op. If you do not have an oshi you can just pick any vtuber that you'd like to spend a day baking cookies with. Failure to do so will result in a week-long probation.
- Any and all negative opinions expressed about olives will cost
⁃ ClamdestineBoyster will be made IK of all political threads. I will decide which threads are political.
⁃ I will take a vow of celibacy until Lenin agrees to gently caress me.