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The Moon Monster posted:Ms. Frizzle is only whimsical while cranching. 
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New series authored by Scott Adams.
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Mar 25, 2023 20:52
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Instead of a school bus it's actually a prison bus and every episode the cruel warden Ms. Frizz dangles the opportunity to escape before crushing it with extreme brutality and body horror
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Mar 25, 2023 20:58
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miss frizzle makes ends meet by starring in "magic bangbus" videos after hours, she's fired after a news report on this
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Mar 25, 2023 21:06
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rolling coal in the magic school bus to teach the students not to tether their freedoms and joy to others' suffering
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Mar 25, 2023 21:08
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Ms. Frizzle gathered a class of the ghosts of lost children from the backs of milk cartons who were never found and leads them on 'field trips' to seek ironic vengeance on their kidnappers. The first episode's villain lured children in to find his 'lost puppy,' and so he is fed to a pack of ghost dogs who lost dogfights.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:42
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the schoolbus travels between solar systems at decent fractions of light-speed. when they pull up in delta pavonis, 150 years have passed and everybody the children knew on earth is dead. In the interim, vast societal have occurred and "the magic schoolbus" is considered a long-forgotten myth.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:03
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goatface posted:New series authored by Scott Adams. The Logic Schoolbus
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Mar 25, 2023 23:13
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The "magic" that powers the school bus turns out to just be hotboxing meth, and the field trips turns out to be all group hallucinations. After 3 years one of the children dies of an overdose and in the ongoing police investigation it turns out mrs frizzle isn't even a teacher, just a druggie who wandered onto site with everyone assuming someone else had hired them. Eventually the entire school is shut down in the fallout.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:19
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"Alright kids," Ms. Frizzle grips the gearshift of the bus, "it's time to take chances! Make mistakes! And get messy!" Frizzle slams on the gas pedal and releases the clutch. The bus screams into gear, launching itself off the cliffside of the Grand Canyon. Frizzle cackles with delight while the children cry in terror. Phoebe is praying, Arnold is clawing at the windows, and Carlos is already dead- his final punchline as the bus soars between cliffs, 700 feet of empty air directly below. Just as the bus begins to lose momentum, Frizzle's eyes twinkle and she slams her fist onto a large button on the dashboard. The bus trembles and shakes, honking wildly as if it is in agonizing pain. Wings shoot out of both sides of the bus, creating immediate lift. The bus is soaring across the gap, reaching towards the cliff edge above it. The kids cheer, the bus honks triumphantly. Carlos rises up from the dead, "I guess I was DEAD WRONG about that o-" The bus collides with the side of the cliff face, exploding violently on impact and incinerating everyone inside. Pastel Candy Snake fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Mar 25, 2023 |
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Mar 25, 2023 23:21
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An older Ms Frizzle is midway through driving her newest class of children to see the Asteroid belt when she has a sudden severe stroke. None of the children know how to drive the bus or have any idea how to help the convulsing form of Ms Frizzle, so they ultimately just continue floating forward in space forever.
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Mar 26, 2023 00:06
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All the kids are severely abused by their parents at home, except for Carlos.
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Mar 26, 2023 00:19
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I keep misreading this thread title as Magic: The Schoolbus
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Mar 26, 2023 00:26
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deep dish peat moss posted:I keep misreading this thread title as Magic: The Schoolbus I tap 2 lands to quickplay "Actually stayed home today", sending your Arnold card back to your hand.
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Mar 26, 2023 00:27
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deep dish peat moss posted:I keep misreading this thread title as Magic: The Schoolbus Instead of lands you have very culturally insensitive portrayals of various school children
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Mar 26, 2023 00:56
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The Frizz casts a turn 1 Thoughtseize.
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Mar 26, 2023 00:58
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Ms. Frizzle puts Arnold’s inhaler in a plate of jello.
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Mar 26, 2023 01:34
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Schoolbus: The Masquerade
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Mar 26, 2023 02:14
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Ms Frizzle becomes so morbidly obese that she can't leave the bus. The kids visit her out of pity, but the field trips are mostly to various drive-thru windows.
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Mar 26, 2023 04:35
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All the radiation the children have been exposed to from traveling through space in an unshielded vehicle results on half the class succumbing to one kind of cancer or another before their 20th birthday.
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Mar 26, 2023 06:01
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After reading "Treasure Island" in English, Ms. Frizzles takes the kids back to golden age of piracy, where the bus is commandeered by the French navy and the kids are forced to perform backbreaking labor on a sugar cane plantation.
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Mar 26, 2023 11:35
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The bus is captured by a remote pagan community and burned inside a wicker Frizzle.
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Mar 26, 2023 11:56
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If the schoolbus goes under 55 mph, it explodes.
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Mar 26, 2023 14:54
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The magic schoolbus transforms into the lolita express.
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Mar 26, 2023 14:56
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The schoolbus drives back in time, over Arnold.
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Mar 26, 2023 14:57
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Buttchocks posted:Ms Frizzle becomes so morbidly obese that she can't leave the bus. The kids visit her out of pity, but the field trips are mostly to various drive-thru windows. The Whale 2
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Mar 26, 2023 15:00
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Tiny bus goes inside someone's blood stream for a few hours, leaves them with a deadly blood poisoning.
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Mar 26, 2023 15:21
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Frizzle is arrested and imprisoned after the kids won't stop talking about how she spent a day exploring Arnold's body.
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Mar 26, 2023 15:23
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The children line up their chairs in two rows. They draw pictures of what they imagine seeing out of a schoolbus window. They imagine that they are eating their lunches at some exotic location. Ms. Frizzle sits with her head on her desk. She has not moved or spoken all day. The children pack up their school bags and quietly cry as they wait for the bell to go home.
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Mar 26, 2023 15:58
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While flying through space, the magic school bus strikes a comet's tail and crash lands on a desert planet. With Ms. Frizzle dead, the kids begin to explore their surroundings and witness the onset of a total eclipse. In a twist of fate, once he removes his glasses, only Arnold is able to see clearly in the dark. Will he help the class escape, or will he be the only one to live to stay at home another day?
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Mar 26, 2023 17:08
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Wow, nothing is going to ECLIPSE this trip! CCAAARRRLLO-*screeching*
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Mar 26, 2023 17:12
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Lt. Cock posted:Miss Frizzle tells the class all about the Jaunt teleportation technology that’s going to send the bus to Mars. Carlos decides to hold his breath when they administer the sleeping gas so he can see what the experience is like. "and I thought standardized tests took forever!" CARLOOOO- *Carlos begins gouging out his eyes. Ms. Frizzle's lizard looks on dispassionately*
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Mar 26, 2023 17:24
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The magic schoolbus takes a trip inside the body of Candyman. while inside Arnold summons Candyman through the bus's rearview mirror and the resulting teleportation of Candyman inside himself collapses reality
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Mar 26, 2023 17:25
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Miss Frizzles new boyfriend won't let her drive the bus home until shes made 800 dollars.
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Mar 26, 2023 17:26
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*Bus goes to Hell*   Carlos: "That's one DOOMed space marine!" "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Mar 26, 2023 18:42
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Carlos gets eaten by an ant
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Mar 26, 2023 19:05
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do you guys also read grimdark as "grid-mark" ?
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Mar 26, 2023 19:06
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:"Alright kids," Ms. Frizzle grips the gearshift of the bus, "it's time to take chances! Make mistakes! And get messy!" so because i love this. I fed it into 11lab AI. https://soundcloud.com/dapper-73299...=social_sharing i made a voice profile that is just of the guy who reads the 40k novels.
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Rated M for mature and it comes out on gamepass and you play for 5 minutes and unsubscribe from game pass
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carlos is discovered to be a low level psyker and is sent away to feed the golden throne
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