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slam our rap bat, is badtle!
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my rap is "fight"
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Mar 24, 2023 23:03
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flubber nuts posted:what the heck dude this really hurt my feelings Man you really need to have a thicker skin to be in Rap Battles.
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Mar 25, 2023 01:21
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i would NEVER do drugs and its freaked up you'd even joke about that. now you have to post a picture so i can drop my retort
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You made a mockery of their art form and totally hosed up the vibe for everyone in that club. You knew you had no business going up on stage but you did anyway. Imagine if you signed up for a coffee shop open mic to play a song on acoustic guitar without knowing a single chord and you went up and started hammering on the strings making a cacophony until the open mic MC had to get you off stage. You treated it like a joke. Battle rap is a whole culture and lifestyle, silly as it may be to outsiders. The regulars there look forward to that night all week and you wasted everyone's time doing the goofy-rear end white boy routine. That's why they don't want you to come back OP.
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Mar 25, 2023 02:03
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gently caress that rear end in a top hat host. If your dream is to be a battle rapper DO NOT stop going to rap battle night.
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Mar 25, 2023 02:14
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yeah op i saw malibus most wanted too
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Mar 25, 2023 02:32
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flubber nuts posted:
What a fantastic look, "homie"! OP, iIf you dress like similarly, and go to the raphouse again, I'll give you a free forums upgrade or avatar change to your new pic of you in your rap regalia. But I will need proof. Just hand your phone to the guy at the door and as him to snap a pic. You could also reel off a rap rhyme to him about how you're even better than Eminem and that he should go diss his "mutha" instead of you. But seriously, kudos for getting up there, and even for attending those rap contest nights at all, both took balls of steel. (And also to flubber nuts with nuts of steel for posting this pic.) BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Mar 25, 2023 |
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Mar 25, 2023 02:34
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HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:Imagine if you signed up for a coffee shop open mic to play a song on acoustic guitar without knowing a single chord and you went up and started hammering on the strings making a cacophony until the open mic MC had to get you off stage. I hope OP does this next.
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Mar 25, 2023 02:41
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HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:Imagine if you signed up for a coffee shop open mic to play a song on acoustic guitar without knowing a single chord and you went up and started hammering on the strings making a cacophony until the open mic MC had to get you off stage. You treated it like a joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5M4zIAoj7g
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Mar 25, 2023 02:45
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None of this would have happened if we had a battlerap subforum
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Mar 25, 2023 02:49
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I had a little trepidation when I saw the title, I know rap events tend to bring in a "gansta" element and I always hate to hear about scary/dangerous things happening to goons. I guess try to think about it as a chance for personal growth, like getting evicted or crying during sex.
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Mar 25, 2023 03:00
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HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:
Come to think of it OP should absolutely try this, bonus points if the whole time you're crying so hard snot is dripping onto the guitar and you're yell/crying things like "I'm doing my best! You guys are jerks!" And then sharting from anxiety.
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Mar 25, 2023 03:04
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flubber nuts posted:Same thing happened to me at my local fap battle joint after I put recycled cooking oil in a sex lube bottle. Not everyone can afford sex lube. You don’t need lube, To get with me, Just try havin A wet pussy And if that kitty kat Don’t drip, You can suck on Clammys dick 
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Mar 25, 2023 03:30
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Ya bitch look like Forrest Whitaker
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Mar 25, 2023 08:51
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good you deserved it op
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Mar 25, 2023 09:00
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lol
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flubber nuts posted:
Nonironically owns
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Mar 25, 2023 10:13
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OP senior citizens are better hippity hoppities than you. https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE
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Mar 25, 2023 10:40
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Poohs Packin posted:Ya bitch look like Forrest Whitaker More like a 3est Whitaker, Ppl throw poo poo at her, Don’t put your dick in her, Cause a parking cone fit in her
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Mar 25, 2023 11:15
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HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:You made a mockery of their art form and totally hosed up the vibe for everyone in that club. You knew you had no business going up on stage but you did anyway. Do black people not play guitars in coffee shops? 
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Mar 25, 2023 11:16
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Here are some rhymes you could use OP Wipe/Snipe Gut/Butt Smelly/Belly Goatse/Goaty Tight/White Shut up/gently caress off.
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Mar 25, 2023 11:47
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For real though OP: If you actually went in there planning to do that goofy poo poo, you got what you deserved. If you went in there hoping to do your best and try your hand at performing in front of people and just kind of choked in the moment, then I think you deserve credit for trying something extremely difficult in front of what I imagine was a hostile crowd.
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Mar 25, 2023 12:06
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Sorry about getting kicked out of the Rap Club, Larry. That has got to be a real bummer, but maybe this is a sign from above that you should seek other pastures. How do you feel about model trains? Exciting stuff I'm told!
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Mar 25, 2023 12:41
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Go watch Nocando’s battles and see his genius rap brain freestyle better than people’s writtens. Or develop strange personas and antics like Daylyt. Learn how to string forced multis like Thesaurus.
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Mar 25, 2023 13:06
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bloodysabbath posted:For real though OP: If you actually went in there planning to do that goofy poo poo, you got what you deserved. It’s the latter and I think people are really tying themselves in knots trying to make it the former. It says right in the OP that I’ve been going there for months. I understand the rules and the culture and the general vibe of the Rap Battles. I didn’t think I was going to win, but I wanted to and I was trying to. I just really hosed up in the heat of the moment. Like if someone went to a lot of basketball games and then got to try playing in the game and missed a bunch of shots, I feel like the people in this thread would be like “oh you’re making a mockery of the game and disrespecting the team”
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Mar 25, 2023 16:06
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OP go to trad games and start a play by post rap battle 
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Mar 25, 2023 16:30
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Cobra Commander posted:Learn how to string forced multis like Thesaurus. You gonna lose this comp 'Cause I got big dick energy Your wingwang is so small It takes a microscope to see In your mind you'll beg for the aid of a thesaurus You suckin' 50 dicks on the reg Just like your whore is. (This one would be better performed in a sedate cafe environment than for a rap battle.)
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Mar 25, 2023 16:32
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Perhaps you should instead try your hand at Bat Rapples I have no idea what a Rapple is, but that just means the horizon is wide open for you to define it yourself. Perhaps a truly blank canvas is what your talent needs to flower.
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Mar 25, 2023 16:38
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I get where you're coming from but it kinda sounds like you watched other people do it and thought you could just jump in without any experience or skill. I don't have experience with rap but music in general takes tons of practice, hard work, and just straight up time. When you just go on a stage where people expect to be entertained and you have no idea what you're doing it's extremely awkward and people feel like you're wasting their time. My advice to you op if you geniunely want to do this and you're not just trolling, would be to start by writing out rhymes and practicing them, then once you're good at that you can try freestyle by yourself, maybe recording yourself to critique later, and maybe get some friends together and practice in front of them. Then once you feel comfortable with that you can try the rap battles. I think it would actually be kinda cool if you came back several months later and killed it but if you don't have talent for it it would probably take longer than that to get good. Coming at it as someone who does perform music and has done jazz improv I think it is a little disrespectful to go on stage without any experience or hard work and try to just wing it, simply because the other people HAVE put in the hard work and they take it seriously. When you go in with no real effort it's like you don't take it seriously. The way I learned how to improv was through playing music that's written down first and getting good at that. If I had just picked up a sax and tried to improv day one, in front of a crowd, it would have been terrible. That's basically what you tried to do. And people probably felt embarrassed on your behalf which is a really uncomfortable feeling.
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Also, mom's spaghetti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
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protip: always start a rap off with either 'a hip, a hop, a hippity hop' or 'well my name's <insert name> and i'm here to say'
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like for example you might do something like this 'well my name's Larry Cum Free and i'm here to say, i enjoy participating in Rap Battles most every day, so long as my attendance is permitted in the venue, though frankly the chances of that are few.' something like that! give it a try
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A lot of people keep referencing 8 Mile. Like it was a good movie, and Marshall Mathers is easily one of the greatest rappers of all time…but you know that’s not how Rap Battles actually go in real life right?
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Embrace the forced multi You look like a cobra charmer with broken armor who works as a soda farmer “You look like Don cheedle on the space needle” “You look like Al Pacino if he took a bite out of his pals burrito” “I’ll hit you with so much brass and chrome it’ll make you look like you got hit with a saxophone” Or take the street route “Y'all hostile crowd don't mean a thang to us It ain't strange if I hit that angel dust, get my anger up Turn Juggernaut, his frame gets crushed Shots point blank range, BANG he's hosed His soul flyin', I'm still firin'... even his guardian angels duck”
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Hey OP, maybe you could make a rap about collecting model trains?
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Poohs Packin posted:Rap battles are bad slam poetry is bad Is it considered bad form to treat slam poetry like a comedy show? The idea of watching it live seems hilarious.
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Cobra Commander posted:Embrace the forced multi Some of those are really good but I want my rhymes to be authentic to who I am and I’m not from the streets. I think part of the problem on Thursday is I wanted to get there early so I went straight from work and I was still in my work clothes. I’m not trying to make excuses but it didn’t help.
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Mar 25, 2023 18:58
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my rear end is thick suck my dick ok
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Larry Cum Free posted:and Marshall Mathers now i understand why they kicked you out
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Larry Cum Free posted:A lot of people keep referencing 8 Mile. Like it was a good movie, and Marshall Mathers is easily one of the greatest rappers of all time…but you know that’s not how Rap Battles actually go in real life right? everything I know about rap battles is from: 8 mile this thread wutang: shaolin style (PSX) from this I infer that you're too white to do a 10+ hit true juggle using RZA, and should therefore go back to SoulCaliber
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