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Tarkus posted:I suspect that the 'coldest' is a selling point for people who enjoy a cold beer after a hot day at work. A crisp cold beer can be quite refreshing on a hot day. Yeah. wraparounds, covered in drywall, goatee, calls beer "hot" when its room temp. Drives a truck with seven ladders on it
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I'm told the japanese prefer their beer as cold as possible. who am I to argue with my cultural superiors?
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Coldest beer, sweatiest cans, dampest bar rags. 
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it's even more absurd for like kokanee or w/e to advertise they have cold beer. like with those certified cold cans. when its actually just the drinkers fridge???
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Does anyone else think that it's really messed up that all these bars have "Ladies Night" but no "Horsey Night"?
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Mar 25, 2023 01:50
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Adjectives make it more evocative, OP. poo poo like, "cold beer, piping hot sandwiches, crisp salads!" aren't meant to make you think, "Oh, wow, what a difference! All the other places serve it all lukewarm and limp!" It's just meant to get you thinking about beer and/or food. Wow, you could go for a cold one/hot one right now! You might go to a different place that also serves it at that temperature, or you might go to the place that made the ad that made you think that. They all keep doing it because it works.
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Mar 25, 2023 01:52
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"We serve nothing but the hottest Starbucks. It's so hot it will burn the gently caress out of your lap!"
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Mar 25, 2023 02:07
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If your beer is not −459.671ｰF send it back it's too warm.
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Mar 25, 2023 02:34
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I drink my beer at 98.7ｰF so that my body doesn't need to expend effort to warm or cool it in its digestive process
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The Voice of Labor posted:I drink my beer at 98.7°F so that my body doesn't need to expend effort to warm or cool it in its digestive process Helps chug the piss quicker too
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Mar 25, 2023 05:02
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Hey bro howzit goin yeah I壇 like an Igloo Pale Ale
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I also like how somehow every bar has The Best Wings in Town.
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Mar 25, 2023 06:23
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Gotta have some kind of summer marketing for the degenerate hoi pollio
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coldpudding posted:If your beer is not −459.671°F send it back it's too warm. I only drink mine at -420.069
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Mar 25, 2023 09:25
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I like drinking my beer mildly hot with flecks of debris floating in it
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Tarkus posted:I suspect that the 'coldest' is a selling point for people who enjoy a cold beer after a hot day at work. A crisp cold beer can be quite refreshing on a hot day. Yeah, a cold American style lager is a really refreshing drink. Radlers/shandies are great too. All these drinks are maybe not serious drinks for the Serious Beer Guy, but are pretty good.
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Mar 25, 2023 10:43
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:I like drinking my beer mildly hot with flecks of debris floating in it This is actually how beer is meant to be consumed
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Cyril Sneer posted:I also like how somehow every bar has The Best Wings in Town. This is possible because they all use the same wings from the Sysco truck.
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Mar 25, 2023 15:19
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I drink a single plum floating in perfume served in a man痴 hat
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pencilhands posted:Idk if this is a thing or just where I live but whenever you hear an ad for a bar on the radio or whatever they all say poo poo like “come to McPaddy’s, where we have the coldest beers on tap!” It's not about the beer OP, it's about the kind of bar. Well its a little about the beer but not its temperature. They're advertising for a patronage that will drink inexpensive yellow beer by the bucket. There are a couple pool tables, a jukebox, and tables with uneven legs. The craftiest beer you get is Goose Island or Blue Moon. Imports are Newcastle, Guinness, and Corona. Tuesdays is live band karaoke and Fridays is the regular band, Johnny and the Five Aces (theres only 4 people), playing mostly 70s classic rock covers and 90s country.
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A pool table, you say? Simp[le 8 ball the winner gets a drink. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umlYaPf4HAU
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Cyril Sneer posted:I also like how somehow every bar has The Best Wings in Town.
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Yes sir what can I get you? *snort* well I highly doubt that you have the coldest beer in the whole of America
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Doctor Butts posted:Does anyone else think that it's really messed up that all these bars have "Ladies Night" but no "Horsey Night"? Get out of here, Mike Pence. And don't run for President. You're bad at it.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:24
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the dispensary advertising the coldest weed in town is what gets me
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I have a beer fridge that holds a 12 pack but I mostly use it for cannabis oil anyway it keeps beer "chilled" to like, 50F, which is fuckin fine The Voice of Labor posted:the dispensary advertising the coldest weed in town is what gets me you laugh but home made shatter can be pretty sticky man
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:I like drinking my beer mildly hot with flecks of debris floating in it throw in some cut up hotdog pieces for a rich fulfilling beverage
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There was a place near where I used to work that named itself "Best Beer and Pizza." It wasn't very good pizza and the beer was just the same beer you get everywhere. After a few months they altered their sign to say "Best Beer and Pizza in this shopping center." I think this was more likely to be true. Blurry Gray Thing posted:Adjectives make it more evocative, OP. But actually it's this. I still never went back but it's still around, I think, so it worked on someone.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:59
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Just pour it over ice
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I have a beer fridge that holds a 12 pack but I mostly use it for cannabis oil lol that your weed sucks so bad you gotta make concentrates out of it
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Skulling an icy cool Stella liberté rn OP coldest beer in my house
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They're actually saying "Da'Coldest Beer," beer brewed by NFL sensation Da'Coldest Crawford
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Haverchuck posted:It sounds like the type of advertisement aimed at pre-refridgeration rurals, like from the first part of the twentieth century when not every place had proper refrigeration or an icebox My sister owns a bar. That bar has been in our family for three generations, established in 1908. I'm 40 years old now and started stacking shelves at around 8 and was serving drinks at 10. This was in rural Ireland, we only got refridgerators sometime in the early 90's. The beer on tap had always been cold as far as I remember. Many of our older customers preferred to drink beer at room temperature because that's what they had always done and it was how they liked it. In fact, some of them actually preffered beer warm, even hot. I never seen it but I've heard tales about people leaving a poker in a hot fire until it gets white hot. Then they stick it into their bottle of stout for a quick second. Never did find out the reason for that. One older guy had a very good reason for not liking cold beer, it hosed with his sensitive sinuses and gave him a runny nose.
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Honestly impressed this thread has made it this long without some weird goon barging in and saying they hate bars. They are great and a good way to meet your cool neighbors you might actually want to be friends with instead of avoid.
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GokuGoesSSj69 posted:Honestly impressed this thread has made it this long without some weird goon barging in and saying they hate bars. They are great and a good way to meet your cool neighbors you might actually want to be friends with instead of avoid. One of the biggest things I miss about the US is the solo drinking and dining experience. Straya doesn't have bar stools in bars. All the pubs just have a bar you order from and a bunch of tables. It sort of removes its functionality as a "third place" between work and home.
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Poohs Packin posted:One of the biggest things I miss about the US is the solo drinking and dining experience. Straya doesn't have bar stools in bars. All the pubs just have a bar you order from and a bunch of tables. It sort of removes its functionality as a "third place" between work and home. Australian pubs and bars are based on primary schools I think. Shared bench seating, bright lighting, big or small beer cups. I go to the old run down "Irish" pubs and get a booth to myself.
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Poohs Packin posted:One of the biggest things I miss about the US is the solo drinking and dining experience. Straya doesn't have bar stools in bars. All the pubs just have a bar you order from and a bunch of tables. It sort of removes its functionality as a "third place" between work and home. https://youtu.be/w2usBrF455o
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