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I think about this video a lot, mainly when I can't sleep or while crying in front of a mirror.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:49
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Some serious serial killer vibes from that guy. "Hey, pssst, do you think anyone will miss you?"
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Mar 25, 2023 22:01
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Icochet posted:I would miss your posting after a few days. Thing is, who do you call when a poster goes dark? I stop posting for extended stretches when I'm depressed and I always wonder if I'm going to get a pm that's like "hey did you die" Then I won't answer and they'll tell everyone I died Do you still get permabanned for dying? Anyway I think it would take a few days at most, like if it happened literally tonight I just happen to be off until Wednesday so potentially no one would know until then. Not showing up to work would be a big red flag and I know my coworkers would be concerned. They would call for a welfare check. My bf would also probably be concerned before that but he might just think I'm not replying because I'm mad at him or something so I don't know if he would call the police or come to my house.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:27
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Revins posted:jumping into a volcano would be a pretty cool way to go. I'm picturing myself being chased by park rangers or security and when I get to the edge I hop off without hesitation and say something like "haha can't catch meeee" and then my body explodes Slowly sinking / melting into molten rock can't be too bad a way to buy the farm. If you need a suicide pact bud I'm down.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:30
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I think molten rock is still entirely too dense for you to actually sink into it. It'll be more like hitting really spicy pavement, would not recommend.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:34
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yeah iirc you kind of bounce around on top of it for a bit as all the water in your body flash boils on contact with the surface and idk how quick it would actually be
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Mar 25, 2023 22:47
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I live with three other people who all claim to care about me, so.... a week, tops. e: not putting it past my spouse to wait to "discover" my body until after some stock shares have vested, or something. That would be cool with me, lemme get in on some fraud on my way to meet the makerspace.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:48
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The visceral thing that has stuck with me, will be forever burned in my brain, when I went to clean out his apartment, other than blue tarp covering what must have been decomposition fluids, was finding all these little brown capsules on the floor. Everywhere. I picked one up and examined it. Looked like some sort of insect leavings. I saw the flies buzzing around one of the windows, and it clicked. They were fly pupae, the stage before a maggot turns into a fly. Made out of my dad. Nature is wonderful, isn't it? Oh, and I also closed his porn tabs and didn't tell my aunt who was there with me.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:00
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I actually have patented a corpse removal device that I wear 24/7. It appears to be a parachute pack at first glance, but it's actually 15.5 foot diameter weather baloon deflated and connected to a heart monitor that has been surgically implanted in my left shoulder. When the balloon pack stops receiving heart rhythm data from the implant the balloon violently inflates like a cars airbag with helium from a gas canister wagon that never leaves my side. The weather balloon is certified for up to 20 years continuous flight time so I sleep easy knowing whenever and wherever I die my 100% innocent corpse will not be discovered for a very long time. If you're interested in this device, just search Last Flight on Amazon. I've got some coupon codes too I can post.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:03
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Dixville posted:Do you still get permabanned for dying? Yeah we gotta keep the ghosts out. WooOooOooo isn't funny. Let them post on reddit.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:23
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Until the police my parents call break open the door. 1-3 months? Sadly my cat could not survive on just my body for that long I don't think? Do toilets refill if your cat drinks from them? Maybe I should rig some kind of huge months worth of food feeding rig with a water fountain attached to the water line.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:39
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probably once they smell me, op. However long that takes and as close to the door as I kick it.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:52
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People are always saying about how dying in your sleep is such a peaceful ideal way to go, but I find it impossible that one could die in one's sleep while not experiencing a nightmare ):
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Mar 26, 2023 21:49
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Couple of hours op
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Mar 26, 2023 22:22
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A few years back now, I stopped going to the pub for a bit. After about a month, the owner emailed me asking if I was ok because I hadn't been there for a while. I figure probably about 2 months before I'm discovered.
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Mar 26, 2023 22:34
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Charles Bukowski posted:Until the police my parents call break open the door. 1-3 months? Sadly my cat could not survive on just my body for that long I don't think? Do toilets refill if your cat drinks from them? Maybe I should rig some kind of huge months worth of food feeding rig with a water fountain attached to the water line. Toilets will refill when the water level gets down enough. At least mine does. One time the cat went to go drink from it doing the cat hand into cat mouth thing and I'm like WTF kitty, no! I had totally forgotten to refill the water dish and it was bone dry. Felt like a real piece of poo poo, fixed that, and apologized with many treats. So yeah if you are thinking you are probably about to die, make sure the toilet is open and the automatic feeder is full. Should give it enough time before it starts eating your dead face and the mailman smells what's left of you.
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Mar 26, 2023 23:16
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BigBeefCity posted:probably once they smell me, op. However long that takes and as close to the door as I kick it. What’s the difference from your normal smell lol
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