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What do you do while Holly Holm is fighting?
This poll is closed.
Watch, attentively, like a real fan 1 7.69%
Dream of a future when you're doing anything else 2 15.38%
Think about the idea of rising tides sweeping the globe clean of our presence 9 69.23%
Leave 1 7.69%
Total: 13 votes
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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/vandetta135/status/1639767888092356610

Sounds like at best losing consciousness and at worst seizures, reading between the lines.

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



duraev seems perfectly content to be kicked in the liver repeatedly without doing anything to stop it

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Hello Houston

https://twitter.com/anotherFTBacct/status/1639782027737337861?t=tUPjodlgnPw51kEQu0zQ_A&s=19

G-Hawk fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Mar 26, 2023

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Two drop kicks to the vag. I love this sport.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Does maycee Barber even train? She turns up, does the same poo poo every fight, doesn't use her physicality at all. Trains at alpha male and couldn't offensively wrestle her way out of a paper bag.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
In what world did Barber win that fight? Holy gently caress.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That Holly Holm write-up in the OP is loving incredible

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
30-27 Barber lol

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Big Dan judging and dropping that loony 30-27 score lol

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
I didn't watch all of the Lee vs Barber fight, but Chris Lee gave it to Lee so she definitely lost.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He's got a highlight reel like Evil Knievel!

They have video of him falling into a canyon?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



look at these 24 inch pythons san antonio. come ride the nateamania train

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Benson Cunningham posted:

In what world did Barber win that fight? Holy gently caress.

This is part of the new paradigm of judging and no one knows how to deal with it yet. If you care about wrestling and effective grappling, Lee had it hands down. Barber landed more strikes and did more damage, so you're left asking, once again, if Barber hitting Lee from the bottom is better than Lee holding top but not getting major offense off.

Jerusalem posted:

That Holly Holm write-up in the OP is loving incredible

Thank you and I am sorry to you, and all assembled, for what is coming next.

Or I'm trying to jinx it so it's a great fight with a violent knockout.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.

CarlCX posted:

This is part of the new paradigm of judging and no one knows how to deal with it yet. If you care about wrestling and effective grappling, Lee had it hands down. Barber landed more strikes and did more damage, so you're left asking, once again, if Barber hitting Lee from the bottom is better than Lee holding top but not getting major offense off.


Barber landed more, but I'm not convinced she did more damage. I had no horse in that one, but it seemed like a clear 29-28 Lee for me. If the grappling is just ground hugging for 3 minutes, I'm fine with it not being scored highly. But Lee felt pretty active and seemed to end the fight with more in the gas tank than Barber.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Benson Cunningham posted:

Barber landed more, but I'm not convinced she did more damage. I had no horse in that one, but it seemed like a clear 29-28 Lee for me. If the grappling is just ground hugging for 3 minutes, I'm fine with it not being scored highly. But Lee felt pretty active and seemed to end the fight with more in the gas tank than Barber.

I'm with you, personally, I had it 2/3 for Lee. But no one knows what anything is anymore, so it's almost hard to be mad.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Jerusalem posted:

He's got a highlight reel like Evil Knievel!

They have video of him falling into a canyon?

no they have video of him beating Shelly Saltman with an aluminum bat

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/ManelKape/status/1639792023912828936

Manel Kape maybe needs to take a break.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DoombatINC posted:

no they have video of him beating Shelly Saltman with an aluminum bat

Holy poo poo, I've somehow never heard this story before :stonk:

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007




what makes you think queen mbande allows her warriors breaks

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



does holly holm still make weird noises when she's doing shoulder strikes

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
Holly channeling old school UFC with those headbutts in the ground and pound.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Not as boring as most Holly Holm fights and apologies in advance if I just jinxed it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Maybe it's just that the crowd is really into Holm, but this is the least boring Holm fight I can remember that didn't involve her (or Ronda) getting pasted.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
It's definitely grading on a curve but it's a fun performance from Holm.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

It was a Holly Holm fight where she did something, which is more than most of her fights, where she does nothing.

The something wasn't much more than something, but it remains better than nothing.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Holly Holm derailing prospects by giving them the Jon Fitch treatment is funny

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

It's still a Holm fight where she conservatively grounded out a win but kind of fun.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



which round got the 10-8

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I've got to assume the second

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
The sexualization of our children?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

boy i wonder what sexualization of the children holly holm is talking about

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
I don't think an MMA fighter has ever grabbed the mic and said, "I just have to say something" and it turned out to be something I wanted to hear them say.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Benson Cunningham posted:

I don't think an MMA fighter has ever grabbed the mic and said, "I just have to say something" and it turned out to be something I wanted to hear them say.

Why did you want her to say that? What did you think she was talking about?

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
is this coded "groomer" talk?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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delightful posted:

is this coded "groomer" talk?

It’s probably that language DeSantis and republicans use to demonize the LBGT.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.

blue footed boobie posted:

Why did you want her to say that? What did you think she was talking about?

Your reading comprehension is not high my friend.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

delightful posted:

is this coded "groomer" talk?

Yeah

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



blue footed boobie posted:

Why did you want her to say that? What did you think she was talking about?

It almost inevitably tiresome right wing religious crazy, no gay for jesus etc. Just give us non tedious crackpot poo poo

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Benson Cunningham posted:

Your reading comprehension is not high my friend.

You’re right I think I was just caught off guard by how weird it was for her to say that

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Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
"Hey, hey, I just needed to say something while I have this platform. I finished painting my Slaanesh army and anyone who wants to do a 500 point battle, I'm ready."

blue footed boobie posted:

You’re right I think I was just caught off guard by how weird it was for her to say that

No worries, I was equally disgusted.

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