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I do NOT sleep naked get REAL e: Hell YEAH that's a snipe.
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I sleep with my cock in a stasis chamber so it doesn't age.
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Mar 26, 2023 01:32
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I suck gently caress rear end hosed.
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Mar 26, 2023 01:34
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Cabbages and Kings posted:do you wake up every time you fart, before you fart under normal circumstances i just have a big fart in the morning. obv if beans were consumed containment is not guaranteed
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Mar 26, 2023 01:53
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Mozi posted:my dogs sleep under my blankets so when i fart i move over and stick my butt out the side so as to not gas them I fart on my cat every chance I get.
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Mar 26, 2023 02:27
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My childhood dog was a stinky rear end mfer. Bichon Frise with a pot belly, he was always reeking up the place with these silent rear end blast toots. Little dude was out of control.
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Mar 26, 2023 02:29
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the last time we had a sleeping naked thread we had a number of goons enter the thread to say that they would never because they knew they'd get skid marks on their bedding, followed up by an absolute unit of a goon expressing surprise that people actually washed their legs. looking forward to seeing how many filth elementals reveal themselves this time
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Mar 26, 2023 02:33
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:the last time we had a sleeping naked thread we had a number of goons enter the thread to say that they would never because they knew they'd get skid marks on their bedding, followed up by an absolute unit of a goon expressing surprise that people actually washed their legs. Sleeping buck-rear end naked goes together with bidets the way chocolate goes together with peanut butter
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Mar 26, 2023 02:52
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My childhood dog was a stinky rear end mfer. Bichon Frise with a pot belly, he was always reeking up the place with these silent rear end blast toots. Little dude was out of control. He sounds bad rear end.
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Mar 26, 2023 02:54
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:the last time we had a sleeping naked thread we had a number of goons enter the thread to say that they would never because they knew they'd get skid marks on their bedding, followed up by an absolute unit of a goon expressing surprise that people actually washed their legs. Let me just state for the record that I, Smugworth, sole official candidate for moderator of GBS in 2023, let the soap and water run down my legs while showering. I can't imagine the kind of cretin that keeps their legs dry the whole time. Probably poor moderator material, to say the least.
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Mar 26, 2023 02:56
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ive read a couple posts expressing concern about bare rear end touching sheets and i have to say, this isnt an issue if you bathe
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Mar 26, 2023 03:44
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My Spirit Otter posted:ive read a couple posts expressing concern about bare rear end touching sheets and i have to say, this isnt an issue if you bathe If you poo poo all over a blanket first, then dry it in the sun, there will be a hard layer of your own poo poo on it to protect it from any future anal seeps.
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Mar 26, 2023 03:47
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Cabbages and Kings posted:my wife gave me a ton of crap last night for farting on the "nice pillows" THROUGH underwear and thermals. This devolved into a complex argument about fecal particle sizes, flatulent particulate matter, a review of the available science, and ultimately an admission on my part that the applicable science does indicate that fecal particles may well make it through 2-3 layers of cloth into "the nice pillows". That may all be true, but is there a published study that shows evidence that farting on nice pillows somehow makes them less nice? You might be making them nicer for all we know
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Mar 26, 2023 03:53
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i wear silken undergarments like a civilized bitch
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Mar 26, 2023 04:06
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I've always been a fan of slipping between the sheets au naturale. As an older goon though, lately, warm pajamas and a robe has felt absolutely decadent. Hot shower, beer, robe.
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Mar 26, 2023 04:47
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I like a lot of blankets and comforters, the heavier the better. I think wearing pajamas would make me uncomfortable and sweat the bed. I like cool room, loads of blankets, fan blowing, dark and quiet. My new cat is just learning that it's okay to visit my bedroom so maybe he'll be sleeping on me soon :3
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Mar 26, 2023 05:00
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I wear boxers it can get kinda cold at night
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Mar 26, 2023 05:02
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hell yeah, i dont want my taint on the sheets
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Mar 26, 2023 05:14
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I'm finding my butt crack needs extra attention these days to be as pleasant as in my youth. Just another wintery kiss from gold bond medicated powder.
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Mar 26, 2023 05:20
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I find sleeping naked adds a real "berserker bear" energy to interrupting break-ins and scaring off intruders.
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Mar 26, 2023 05:25
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Why would I have wasted money on silk sheets if I wasn’t going to rub my bare rear end on them?
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Mar 26, 2023 05:48
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"Man, I'm sweating way too much!" *puts on extra clothing* 
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Mar 26, 2023 06:08
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But really, they say if you stay ready you never have to get ready, right? That’s why during the week I sleep in absolute stillness in a perfectly pressed suit in such a way that it won’t wrinkle.
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Mar 26, 2023 06:18
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Lots of morons ITT who seem to think nudity somehow equates to lack of readiness
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Mar 26, 2023 06:32
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Devils Affricate posted:Lots of morons ITT who seem to think nudity somehow equates to lack of readiness  boy butt
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Mar 26, 2023 06:38
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i like a light comforter because when I sleep, I generate a stunning amount of heat.
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Mar 26, 2023 06:45
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Mozi posted:my dogs sleep under my blankets so when i fart i move over and stick my butt out the side so as to not gas them You fool, dogs love farts
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Mar 26, 2023 07:04
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Both a buck and an rear end OP? what are the bestiality laws like where you live?
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Mar 26, 2023 08:56
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Buce posted:i like a light comforter because when I sleep, I generate a stunning amount of heat. This used to be me until I had my thyroid cooked out. Now I'm cold all the goddamned time. I need my jammies and heavy quilt.
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Mar 26, 2023 10:36
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I sleep in multiple layers of clothes and blankets, ready to be burned alive in case of a tragic accident/astutely planned murder
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Mar 26, 2023 10:45
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There should be a UK comedy show where they film people fleeing house fires in the night and going "Uh oh, looks like this sausage got caught raw!"
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Mar 26, 2023 10:57
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Buce posted:i like a light comforter because when I sleep, I generate a stunning amount of heat. it's farts. you're greenhouse effecting your bed's ecosystem with your rear end
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Mar 26, 2023 11:16
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Can't endorse cat-farting but, gently caress yeah I nude-sleep.
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Mar 26, 2023 12:38
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YOUR FARTS ARE FILLING UP HEAVEN
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Mar 26, 2023 12:42
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Woodpile posted:It's awesome. I rip my loving skin off every night and sleep in my muscles and fat.
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Mar 26, 2023 12:52
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Nope, no more fetuses, we got a fart quota to fill.
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Mar 26, 2023 12:54
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loving Moron posted:I rip my loving skin off every night and sleep in my muscles and fat. I hope you’re keeping your skin suit in a stasis chamber, otherwise you got some sick habits buddy.
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Mar 26, 2023 13:49
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My Spirit Otter posted:ive read a couple posts expressing concern about bare rear end touching sheets and i have to say, this isnt an issue if you bathe You might want to read previous GBS threads on this very same topic. You don't want to read that filth
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Mar 26, 2023 13:56
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Remember 2 months ago when this thread came around and half the goons admitted to being too disgusting to sleep naked lol
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I seem to recall a thread a year or two ago where a few gross goons were flabbergasted as to why most other goons thoroughly wash their asses in the shower. Like, bar of soap scrubbing in between the cheeks and on the poop chute to have a squeaky clean undercarriage when they thought soapy water running down their backside was enough 
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