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Woodpile posted:I fart on my cat every chance I get. I do not go out of my way to not fart on my cats. I think we are seeing some of the differences between dog owners, who generally love their animal to an almost human level, and cat owners, who know their animal is a vicious murderous bastard that destroys poo poo for fun and would eat them in a second if the size math worked out Edit: well that’s not a great snipe 
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You Are A Elf posted:I seem to recall a thread a year or two ago where a few gross goons were flabbergasted as to why most other goons thoroughly wash their asses in the shower. Like, bar of soap scrubbing in between the cheeks and on the poop chute to have a squeaky clean undercarriage when they thought soapy water running down their backside was enough My rear end in a top hat is like a michelin 3 star, spotless and nobody can get in.
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Barudak posted:I sleep in multiple layers of clothes and blankets, ready to be burned alive in case of a tragic accident/astutely planned murder if only the whole world could be so considerate.
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Cabbages and Kings posted:why is buck on your rear end I sleep bottomless. (Let ya junk breathe at least some if the time, IMO!) In hot weather I don't use a top sheet and don't sleep face down, that's why my genitals don't stick to anything. Also, unlike when I was younger and filthier, I keep my dick clean instead of leaving pools of spooge everywhere to harden and dry. I have no good answer to the "What if there's a burglary, fire or earthquake?" question though.
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You Are A Elf posted:I seem to recall a thread a year or two ago where a few gross goons were flabbergasted as to why most other goons thoroughly wash their asses in the shower. Like, bar of soap scrubbing in between the cheeks and on the poop chute to have a squeaky clean undercarriage when they thought soapy water running down their backside was enough It's so much cheaper than a bidet. Just hop in the shower, wash your rear end and junk, come out feeling a lot less gross.
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You Are A Elf posted:I seem to recall a thread a year or two ago where a few gross goons were flabbergasted as to why most other goons thoroughly wash their asses in the shower. Like, bar of soap scrubbing in between the cheeks and on the poop chute to have a squeaky clean undercarriage when they thought soapy water running down their backside was enough I haven’t ever been able to track it down because I forget what show it was on but one time I heard ESPN’s Jalen Rose rant about how you actually have to wash your rear end.
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super sweet best pal posted:It's so much cheaper than a bidet. Just hop in the shower, wash your rear end and junk, come out feeling a lot less gross. If you don't put a finger up there in the shower, it's not really clean IMO.
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Course I sleep nekkid, PJs are for kiddos. Home invasion plan doesn't require clothes, my ancestors fought naked all the time. It would make a hell of a racket to bust my door down and give me time to get my metal beating stick from under the bed and wake up fast with adrenaline. Not many guns here, so what, you gonna come in with a knife? Metal beating stick has much better reach. Cops could do it with the battering ram in one go, but as far as I know I haven't done anything they know about to deserve that, so they are probably going to beat the poo poo out of me/do a murder so being naked is a moot point.
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My bed is a shipping container because thats what sleeping in the back of Optiums Prime would be like, and no, I dont sleep in a race car, I sleep in the trailer of Optims Prime if it existed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAaa6SJP1mo Wee fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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Mar 26, 2023 17:49
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It’s butt rear end naked, because your butt is out loving duh
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Piss Creep posted:My bed is a shipping container because thats what sleeping in the back of Optiums Prime would be like, and no, I dont sleep in a race car, I sleep in the trailer of Optims Prime if it existed A shipping container sounds like a comfy spot, but problem is that you might get locked in and shipped to Asia, naked, and having to lick condensation off the walls to stay barely alive, while in total darkness. And if you do survive, you then have the hassle of entering the country where you end up without going through passport/visa stuff and are there illegally. Not worth it imo. This is why we have security gates at the port to protect people against such foolishness. The Butcher fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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Cabbages and Kings posted:my wife gave me a ton of crap last night for farting on the "nice pillows" THROUGH underwear and thermals. This devolved into a complex argument about fecal particle sizes, flatulent particulate matter, a review of the available science, and ultimately an admission on my part that the applicable science does indicate that fecal particles may well make it through 2-3 layers of cloth into "the nice pillows". everything is covered in poo poo when you look close enough
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i find that a nice layer of saran wrap is just the thing to keep my genitals from coming into contact with the linens
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Sleeping naked was fun but now I'm old as hell
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Why are people thinking about home invasions so much? And also, if your home does get invaded in the middle of the night, you probably have bigger problems than the invaders pointing at your dick+balls and laughing.
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Konar posted:It’s butt rear end naked, because your butt is out No, it's "buck" because we all sleep with a white-tail butt plug and the antlers. And the hoof socks. Right? Otherwise I gotta return this order from Wish.
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Mar 26, 2023 18:35
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God. Oh God. I gotta call my pastor.
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I sleep in pinstriped pajamas and a hat with a long point on it I also sleep in a big bed with at least 3 but no more than 5 of my gbs posting pals
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Mar 26, 2023 18:41
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Its ok to sleep naked but i blast mega farts while sleeping so i have to wear an rear end bib
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Respect due to the sleeping cap
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I sleep in just a tshirt
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Best defense is good offense so those afraid of home invasions should abandon their homes and start invading
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just woke up from a night of sleeping naked
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You Are A Elf posted:I seem to recall a thread a year or two ago where a few gross goons were flabbergasted as to why most other goons thoroughly wash their asses in the shower. Like, bar of soap scrubbing in between the cheeks and on the poop chute to have a squeaky clean undercarriage when they thought soapy water running down their backside was enough The whole "has been super gross forever and thought this was just how everyone did things" and then the  mind-blowing revelation that, "no, it's just you" made me think of this clip and now you all have to see it toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gexjlM-jjEc
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Colonel Cancer posted:Best defense is good offense so those afraid of home invasions should abandon their homes and start invading Look at me (pointing at my eyes while naked), this is my bed now.
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Whatever you said, I do the opposite
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I respect your buck-rear end naked sleeping when you're at home, but y'all really make sitting next to you on the plane feel awkward.
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Veth posted:I respect your buck-rear end naked sleeping when you're at home, but y'all really make sitting next to you on the plane feel awkward. I don't think there is a rule about that specifically, but I guess you could wear a speedo and sports bra to avoid any awkward questions. Less awkward. Just go get changed in the lavatory, keep your seat belt fastened, and snooze away like a big gross hairy baby. The dude beside you will keep his distance, or request a seat change if possible. Then you get two seats to sleep on.
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Colonel Cancer posted:How was it? pretty good, will probably do it again tonight
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I sleep naked as gently caress. If intruders break in (I have done this before btw) I use my massive DONG powers to choke them in to submission. I order my DONG to attack them and it slithers out from it's resting position wrapped around my leg, encircling their neck where I then proceed to get an erection. The swelling of my GIANT DONG while wrapped around their neck cuts off the blood flow to their head and also crushes their windpipes. I have actually killed people with this method before. My DONG is registered at the police department as a lethal weapon. I can also wield my DONG like a mace and bludgeon people to death with it.
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wesleywillis posted:I sleep naked as gently caress. That would be a pretty good dating profile write up. Anyone finding it funny would probably be a good match. Or actually be crazy. Whatever you are looking for.
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You're probably right, but I'd also end up in a thread either here or on Reddit.
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wesleywillis posted:I sleep naked as gently caress. snake owners are weird
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:I sleep in pinstriped pajamas and a hat with a long point on it Are you ebenezer scrooge
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MrQwerty posted:Are you ebenezer scrooge Ebeneezer Splooge.
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shut up blegum posted:Why are people thinking about home invasions so much? And also, if your home does get invaded in the middle of the night, you probably have bigger problems than the invaders pointing at your dick+balls and laughing. I'm super lopsided and my junk hangs far enough to the right to throw my aim off. When I used to sleep naked, I also did half my shooting practice naked but then I got asked to leave the range and never come back Masturbatory fantasies about heroically killing home invaders are as American as buck rear end naked
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I'm sleeping naked right now but I can't sleep And my God am I old now When I can't sleep I think up new artcard designs to relax me, 
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Why the buck-rear end? Aren't deer behinds fluffy?
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