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NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

No discussion of slavery implications of pokemon.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

lt surge was a war criminal

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

one of my all time favorite posts: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3883283&pagenumber=1216&perpage=40&userid=0#post519905039

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i think omastar would have all the correct opinions

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017


Lmfao

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3883283&pagenumber=1216&perpage=40&userid=0#post519905328

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Jesus amazeballs christ, my dude

SteepPollTax
Mar 23, 2023

by Pragmatica
or its just a fun game enjoyed by millions

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022



loving hell lol. sa is an endless reservoir of weirdos

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
machoke labor as the solution to the homeless crisis

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
do they eat meat in the pokemon universe?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
there are dog-like pokemon but no animals called 'dog'

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


vyelkin posted:

do they eat meat in the pokemon universe?

I'm p sure there's canonical pokemon dishes

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


like was that crab pokemon curry thing real or just an internet joke i have no idea

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

RealityWarCriminal has issued a correction as of 21:54 on Mar 25, 2023

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

vyelkin posted:

do they eat meat in the pokemon universe?

team rocket sold slowpoke tails as a delicacy

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

redneck nazgul posted:

team rocket sold slowpoke tails as a delicacy



Buck Wildman posted:

I'm p sure there's canonical pokemon dishes

troubling

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



how do they prepare that without it evolving into the fuckoff sea serpent it's like fugu x100

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


is there like a battery of certifications on how to safely prepare magikarp before any restaurant will hire you

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
new pokemon movie thats just Okja but with Ash and Pikachu instead of the girl and the giant pig

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Buck Wildman posted:

how do they prepare that without it evolving into the fuckoff sea serpent it's like fugu x100

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Everstone

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

in the 2nd gen games team rocket is capturing slowpokes to cut off their tails to sell on the black market because people like to eat slowpoke tails

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i don't think we should eat anything that talks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
they gently caress em too

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

they gently caress em too

Nope.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

cancelled

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
stux was right

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

vyelkin posted:

do they eat meat in the pokemon universe?

yes. in the games they eat Slowpoke tails and in the early seasons of the anime pokemon exist alongside real animals.

Never once is it implied that humans are pokemon so they have at least two separate evolutionary chains.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
also god exists and it's a pokemon

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
They cut off the tails but Slowpoke are really dumb and barely notice if it's gone and they eventually grow back

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

War and Pieces posted:

yes. in the games they eat Slowpoke tails and in the early seasons of the anime pokemon exist alongside real animals.

Never once is it implied that humans are pokemon so they have at least two separate evolutionary chains.

im a pokemon

all day i just wander around the tall grass shouting "human human human"

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

also god exists and it's a pokemon

like 1/3 of pokemon can cause a natural disaster just by rolling over in their sleep, god being catchable is not gonna save the people

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

also god exists and it's a pokemon

Congratulations! Your GOD evolved into ALLAH!

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
It's name is Arceus and it has a really cool design

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

vyelkin posted:

Congratulations! Your GOD evolved into ALLAH!

this must be one of the episodes that was banned in the US, like the crossdressing, brandishing a gun, or flashing lights seizure episodes

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



they married 'em https://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



lol twisted

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:



this was a normal thing

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

redneck nazgul posted:

brandishing a gun

they banned this one in the US cause they didnt want the kids to feel like pokemon was school

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

lobster shirt posted:

i don't think we should eat anything that talks

I thought pokemons just made one sound each. It's like calling a dog a woof.

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