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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Cotton Hill only hated the Nazis and the Japanese and he eventually forgave the Japanese for taking his shins

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Bad Purchase posted:

i had no idea until now that "grand mammy" had any sort of racial tone, i heard it occasionally growing up and thought it was just a southern thing.

was cotton hill a racist??

have you never heard of the mammy archetype?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




never heard that term, no

e: for some reason this was not covered in FL public schools when we learned about the war of northern aggression and the civil rights riots https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammy_stereotype

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 27, 2023

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Bad Purchase posted:

never heard that term, no

e: for some reason this was not covered in FL public schools when we learned about the war of northern aggression and the civil rights riots https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammy_stereotype
Dear god.

In lighter fare,

Im looking to eat out, is this place still open

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Dear god.

In lighter fare,

Im looking to eat out, is this place still open



Lmao at first glance I thought the tray she’s holding was a censorship bar

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lmao at first glance I thought the tray she’s holding was a censorship bar

I can’t not see that freak nasty titty building now, thanks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

teen witch posted:

I can’t not see that freak nasty titty building now, thanks

:tipshat:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Poohs Packin posted:

She was selling rocks you could cram up there but I think they got pulled after someone who's good at science informed Goop that you shouldn't cram rocks in your vagina or whatever

then how the heck are pearls made?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

imo gwyneth paltro is on a personal mission to kill as many women as possible via toxic shock syndrome by encouraging them to put moon rocks in their yoni or whatever

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

bossy lady posted:

imo gwyneth paltro is on a personal mission to kill as many women as possible via toxic shock syndrome by encouraging them to put moon rocks in their yoni or whatever

This is almost as gross as keyboard goop

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

She got sued for an exploding vagina candle:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/may/19/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-sued-vagina-scented-candle

She got fines for the vagina stones:

https://www.vox.com/2018/9/6/17826924/goop-yoni-egg-gwyneth-paltrow-settlement

And now she's being sued for running pussy-first into an innocent old man, cracking his poor soft melon against her strength imbued clit, no doubt.

I know know "GBS hates women" and what not but someone needs to stop GP's Yoni before it claims another innocent man's ability to appreciate the soft complexity of a Pinot Noir.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


NO

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

“Strength imbued clit”

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Motha fucker.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


Doing some further reading seems she was released by court order not bonded out. I hope she gets help.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

GundamHealer posted:

“Strength imbued clit”

Like one of those bolt guns they use on cows

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mother fucker

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


The most documented mentally ill person in america is loose

Its probably fine

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

The most documented mentally ill man in america is loose

Its probably fine

Not trying to be a sniffling rear end in a top hat but Woman, she's a woman.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Tarkus posted:

Not trying to be a sniffling rear end in a top hat but Woman, she's a woman.

Fair enough, sorry

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
"This wine tastes like pussy, wtf."

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

It would be pretty funny to light one of her "this smells like my vagina" candles while he's smelling the loving poo poo out of a giant goblet of cabernet as a goof.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

GundamHealer posted:

“Strength imbued clit”

i put all my clit points into dexterity and endurance

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slVqNISUAWY

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

The whites they uhh... they're not sending their best

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
"In 2007, users on the fringe messaging board 4chan discovered Chandler's comic, Sonichu — "an eerie blend" of cartoon characters Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog, as Insider's Kieran Press-Reynolds previously reported — and began digging into her life. In the following years, trolls extensively documented Chandler's life both online and in person — leaking emails, private diary entries, and personal conversations, as Insider's Steven Asarch previously reported. Sometimes, trolls impersonated potential romantic partners."

wasnt the parappa the rapper thing before sonicchu was a thing? I feel like they are giving undue credit to 4chan :mad:

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

Poohs Packin posted:

Like one of those bolt guns they use on cows

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Carlos Lantana posted:

"This wine tastes like pussy, wtf."

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


This is a bullshit slogan because I once put vaginal lactic acid in beer, albeit by accident.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Prof. Crocodile posted:

This is a bullshit slogan because I once put vaginal lactic acid in beer, albeit by accident.

What was his name

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
oh mommy milkies

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Snailtrail ale

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

What was his name

Samuel Smith

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ballsweat IPA

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I'll have a pint of taint, I will.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Is it just white wine or colored wines as well?

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Tarkus posted:

Doing some further reading seems she was released by court order not bonded out. I hope she gets help.
yeah, her life has literally been a paranoid schizophrenic’s “people are following me, watching what I do, talking about me, and constantly loving with me” nightmare come to life

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

so stop posting about it

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