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https://edition.cnn.com/2023/03/24/entertainment/gwyneth-paltrow-ski-collision-trial-friday/index.html Gwyneth Paltrow is being sued for crashing into an elderly optometrist at an exclusive ski resort. The man's list of grievances include that he can no longer enjoy wine tasting. She tried counter-suing him for $1 claiming that he was actually the one who crashed into her. They've been in litigation for like 6 years now. It's all very hilarious and pointless. This article answers alot of FAQs that I'm sure you'll all have. Namely, why the gently caress did GP decied to wear her "Dahmers" to the trial? https://www.theringer.com/movies/2023/3/24/23655171/gwyneth-paltrow-ski-accident-trial-breakdown 
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Das Boo posted:Wine makes me sick and I'm a white woman, how do I get in on this? do you believe you've suffered a closed head injury at the hands of an ultra-rich celebrity wellness guru? I think just hating wine isnt enough but IANAL
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Mar 26, 2023 09:44
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I'll reccomend High Noon or as we call them "nooners". They are an elevated seltzer experience for the discerning white lady. POC can also drink them I guess.
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Mar 26, 2023 09:54
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Girl from Shallow Hal
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Mar 26, 2023 10:01
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Imagine a hot cougar barrelling down a ski hill and she crashes into you so hard that you can't taste wine anymore.
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Mar 26, 2023 11:16
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Idk it probably just dulled his sense of taste to the point that he couldn't pick out different notes. This would suck. However, I also imagine he's the type of guy who really gets off on having a refined wine palette. So, you know, gently caress him I guess?
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Mar 26, 2023 11:23
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Private Cumshoe posted:I'm hoping for fewer fused labias here tbh but I haven't been following goop lately so I don't know what the trends are She was selling rocks you could cram up there but I think they got pulled after someone who's good at science informed Goop that you shouldn't cram rocks in your vagina or whatever
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Mar 27, 2023 09:58
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She got sued for an exploding vagina candle: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/may/19/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-sued-vagina-scented-candle She got fines for the vagina stones: https://www.vox.com/2018/9/6/17826924/goop-yoni-egg-gwyneth-paltrow-settlement And now she's being sued for running pussy-first into an innocent old man, cracking his poor soft melon against her strength imbued clit, no doubt. I know know "GBS hates women" and what not but someone needs to stop GP's Yoni before it claims another innocent man's ability to appreciate the soft complexity of a Pinot Noir.
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Mar 28, 2023 01:51
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Mar 28, 2023 04:13
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GundamHealer posted:“Strength imbued clit” Like one of those bolt guns they use on cows
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Mar 28, 2023 05:27
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It would be pretty funny to light one of her "this smells like my vagina" candles while he's smelling the loving poo poo out of a giant goblet of cabernet as a goof.
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Mar 28, 2023 11:10
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MrQwerty posted:so stop posting about it
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"Paltrow’s attorneys have contended that Sanderson’s claims that she crashed into him are “utter BS”. On cross-examination, Paltrow attorney Steven Owens pointed out that the uncomfortable public exposure Sanderson said he had experienced during the trial was his own doing. “Do you realize that you are the reason your life has been exposed to the world?” he asked. Sanderson replied: “I’m realizing that now, yes.” Lmao. The plaintiff who is suing has complained that suing a celebrity has made their life uncomfortable. Theyve claimed a "lack of joy" in their life following the incident and Paltrows attorneys apparently brought as evidence photos upon photos of the retired eye doctor tubing down the Nile and riding camels in Morocco. He's an easy guy to dislike.
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