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Everyone knows that you need to find a sinking lure to catch the biggest fish at the bottom of the pond.
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I can't get enough of fish crimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN5kk8Egr5Q
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Internetjack posted:A regional food bank will take in road kill. This operation provides something like 1000-2000 lbs of venison to the food shelters each year. With how expensive meat can be, nah that sounds pretty smart to me, and I'm sure the meat is being most appreciated.
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Mar 29, 2023 21:07
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Butterwagon posted:I can't get enough of fish crimes I hadn't heard of this. I still don't understand how he could get the fish out of the tub without the fish being able to escape. Said it was a tube like a straw going out of a drink cup. I guess it was so tight a squeeze the fish wouldn't try it.
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Mar 29, 2023 23:00
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By the way, it's a felony to cheat in a fishing tournament in Texas if the grand prize is more than $10,000
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Mar 29, 2023 23:11
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Mulaney Power Move posted:By the way, it's a felony to cheat in a fishing tournament in Texas if the grand prize is more than $10,000 Don't do the fish crime if you can't do the fish time.
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Mar 30, 2023 03:33
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Has anyone cheated by catching a fish and filling it with their cum?
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Mar 30, 2023 03:46
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Saalkin posted:Has anyone cheated by catching a fish and filling it with their cum? Troy McClure 
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Mar 30, 2023 04:07
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Private Cumshoe posted:Troy McClure Allegedly! Also it wasn't to win any competition. Allegedly.
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Mar 30, 2023 05:05
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Private Cumshoe posted:Troy McClure I'm going to murder Andy Dick!
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Mar 30, 2023 11:59
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I read about that one guy too. The one the goons posted about on the last page. I think the guy was even threatening to kill the kid that saw his fish tank.
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Mar 30, 2023 18:11
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WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH
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Mar 30, 2023 18:13
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I was fishing for kokanee(small salmon fish) one time, and hooked up a rainbow trout(big aggressive fighters, by comparison). Always fun to reel and land them. The thing is on the deck and we're looking at it, and immediately we were all, "What the heck is in it's mouth?" It was a kokanee. Half of it was still sticking out of its mouth. This greedy fish had just captured and hardly chewed or even swallowed this smaller fish, and it still went for my lure. I don't even know how it managed to get so much stuff in its mouth at once. (innuendo is intentional) Two for the price of one that day. They were both tasty.
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Mar 30, 2023 18:30
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Internetjack posted:The thing is on the deck and we're looking at it, and immediately we were all, "What the heck is in it's mouth?" It was a kokanee. Half of it was still sticking out of its mouth. A great sounding alibi for your upcoming federal cheating charge, but I don't buy it, you will never fish again!
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Mar 30, 2023 18:48
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Konar posted:A great sounding alibi for your upcoming federal cheating charge, but I don't buy it, you will never fish again! Well within our daily limits on both the rainbow and the kokanee. You're just jealous that I'm really good at fishing.
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Mar 30, 2023 18:55
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if they put several small one pound fish inside the big fish, they could argue it ate them bing bing quick maths
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Mar 30, 2023 19:07
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Konar posted:WE GOT
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Konar posted:WE GOT 😡😡😡
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Internetjack posted:Well within our daily limits on both the rainbow and the kokanee. You're just jealous that I'm really good at fishing. I hate you
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Mar 30, 2023 19:26
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I hate you lol
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Mar 30, 2023 19:26
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Idiots they could have just injected it with saline.
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Mar 30, 2023 19:28
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sexy sonic av guy (last remaining?) is absolutely fuming reading this therad. frothing at the mouth, face red, malding, etc. banging their fist on the table while reading in their head, shaking their head and muttering, and so on and so forth
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mad as hell that other people catch fish m,eanwhile they are completely incapable despite many attempsd/"experience"
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I don't even know how this was possible:quote:And, then there’s this … a case out of England where a competitor sewed a live well compartment into the lining of his jacket (complete with a battery-operated aerator) to hold previously caught fish to take with him into a tournament.
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Mar 30, 2023 19:33
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Aquarium coats are the new fashion, don't poo poo on them for wanting to look good
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Colonel Cancer posted:Idiots they could have just injected it with saline. buddy u don't wanna make the creature suffer *shoves filet of the same type of fish stuffed with a lead weight down a fishes gullet*
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Mar 30, 2023 19:43
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MrQwerty posted:buddy u don't wanna make the creature suffer *shoves filet of the same type of fish stuffed with a lead weight down a fishes gullet* Yeah but imagine the size of those fish balls
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https://imgur.com/a/J1GI2Jt
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Mar 30, 2023 20:34
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The jackass barking in the background ruins this clip
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Konar posted:A great sounding alibi for your upcoming federal cheating charge, but I don't buy it, you will never fish again! Looks like this guy  Won't be getting off the hook...
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Colonel Cancer posted:Idiots they could have just injected it with saline. If you're going to inject it do it right. Just inject it with just a whole bunch of mecury. Fish have enough heavy metals in them anyway now days they can't even call you out on it, just claim it's a fish from the future!!!
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Colonel Cancer posted:Aquarium coats are the new fashion, don't poo poo on them for wanting to look good Edit: Pretend I was able to post the gif of Disco Stu's aquarium shoes. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Mar 31, 2023 |
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Konar posted:WE GOT GET THIS GUY THE gently caress OUT
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Mar 31, 2023 14:09
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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
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The air punch really seals the deal
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Real Howard Dean energy
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https://sports.yahoo.com/weights-in-fish-fishermen-sentenced-to-10-days-in-jail-required-to-forfeit-boat-163853184.html lmao they got 10 days in jail and the popo took the boat they won as a prize for FISHCRIME it sounds like theyve won several tens of thousands of dollars cheating in lots of other competitions so I think this is a case where clearly crime DOES pay
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:oh yeaaaaaaah, the fact that he was a "snagger" (lmfao) brought it all baxck. this was the guy, mike long snaggerstomper58
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What's the point of even sending someone to jail for 10 days lol that just seems like more of a drain on government resources to deal with intake and processing and poo poo for a guy who's gonna be gone in less than 2 weeks
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Same reason we have fines
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