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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
DK Jr is DK’s brother

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

taking actual psychic damage from reading "the great banana split"

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

The Banana and Slamma eras are definitely the ones I'd like to live through if possible.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

very drunk guy cornering you at a party and explaining the three split timelines of Donkey Kong and how Donkey Kong was exiled from the jungle

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

symbolic posted:

taking actual psychic damage from reading "the great banana split"

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

That Little Demon posted:

DK Jr is DK’s brother

Jr is DK's father. He is Donkey Kong the Third.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Plutonis posted:

Jr is DK's father. He is Donkey Kong the Third.

not anymore...

French Accent
Feb 3, 2012

symbolic posted:

taking actual psychic damage from reading "the great banana split"

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Nice random tumblr bullshit retard. Gas.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dromal phrenia posted:

very drunk guy cornering you at a party and explaining the three split timelines of Donkey Kong and how Donkey Kong was exiled from the jungle

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

American McGay posted:

Nice random tumblr bullshit retard. Gas.

I don’t know if your diaper is full tonight or what but it’s getting annoying. Nintendo officially announced that DK Jr is DKs brother

mbt
Aug 13, 2012


trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

obnetniN

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020


symbolic
Nov 2, 2014


was hoping no one would notice. see you on Resetera

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

mario wielding mjonir like a badass

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lol

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

my morning jackass
Aug 24, 2009

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012



copy
Jul 26, 2007



idbetbuB

rox
Sep 7, 2016

symbolic posted:

taking actual psychic damage from reading "the great banana split"

dromal phrenia posted:

very drunk guy cornering you at a party and explaining the three split timelines of Donkey Kong and how Donkey Kong was exiled from the jungle



Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

copy posted:

idbetbuB

 




Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

So is everyeone just going to gloss over the fact that the Donkey and the Kong were created separately and somehow later merged? Very unsettling considering the "obstinate ape" narrative we've been fed for so long

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

So is everyeone just going to gloss over the fact that the Donkey and the Kong were created separately and somehow later merged? Very unsettling considering the "obstinate ape" narrative we've been fed for so long

:aaaaa:

copy
Jul 26, 2007

how far up does this loving go!?

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

I just need to know who blew fat ape loads, and where and when they blew them


Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

symbolic posted:

taking actual psychic damage from reading "the great banana split"

same but with the name of every era

 




Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

copy posted:

how far up does this loving go!?

he has no past
he has no lore
this Kong's a grand conspirator

 




Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Martman posted:

I just need to know who blew fat ape loads, and where and when they blew them

yeah?


ty sub-actuality for av & the kins for sig

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


yeah.

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Sub-Actuality posted:

he has no past
he has no lore
this Kong's a grand conspirator

lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

donkey kong jr. wenmt back in time and blew a fat ape load in his grandma. the resulting temporal paradox split ape history into three distinct timelines. these are facts, deal with it

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Obscure Risk
Feb 23, 2009

TASed losers
Cya dopes

Sub-Actuality posted:

he has no past
he has no lore
this Kong's a grand conspirator

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