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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
ha ha ha HAAAAAA

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

absolute lmfao

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

That Little Demon posted:

TLD Calling Out Jeff Promo Part 2

https://voca.ro/1jobPl4hhqOL

selan dyin posted:

a fool and his money are soon parted

https://vocaroo.com/16ApxO4nyUG5




edit i got a second take too, please feel free to use either in izwf if u want
https://vocaroo.com/1n97h4G0IG7y

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

EXT. SADVILLE - NIGHT

WE OPEN at the outskirts of Sadville, a small town where the lights are dimmed and the streets are empty. A sign has been posted just beneath the official "NOW ENTERING SADVILLE" signpost that reads" BY ORDER OF REV. JEFFREY OF YOSPOS, DANCING, LOUD MUSIC, AND ESPECIALLY WRESTLING ARE BANNED WITHIN SADVILLE CITY LIMITS."

We push in closer to see TLD riding into town...

strong bird
May 12, 2009

https://vocaroo.com/1hPJLObkYP8H

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Bah gawd!

ARRGHPLEASENONONONO
Feb 5, 2001

docbeard posted:

EXT. SADVILLE - NIGHT

WE OPEN at the outskirts of Sadville, a small town where the lights are dimmed and the streets are empty. A sign has been posted just beneath the official "NOW ENTERING SADVILLE" signpost that reads" BY ORDER OF REV. JEFFREY OF YOSPOS, DANCING, LOUD MUSIC, AND ESPECIALLY WRESTLING ARE BANNED WITHIN SADVILLE CITY LIMITS."

We push in closer to see TLD riding into town...

Despite all the warnings and acrimony the ultimate fight between good and sleepiness is confirmed, and the SAD turn to JOY awaiting resolution.

e:


ARRGHPLEASENONONONO fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Mar 29, 2023

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Lmfao

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


you better take the match jeff, i believe the big red uh

Happiness
Oct 10, 2004

jeffrey is afraid that larry will put him away with a devastating fishbone suplex in the middle of the ring

rox
Sep 7, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqm6htwcwk

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
It's what the people want and what the people deserve!

copy
Jul 26, 2007


lol whoa

Stux
Nov 17, 2006


lol

Happiness posted:

jeffrey is afraid that larry will put him away with a devastating fishbone suplex in the middle of the ring

jeffrey choking to death on larry after he accidentally falls face first onto him. life saved by astral or whoever tho so i dont get brutally and insanely permad :D

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

selan dyin posted:

a fool and his money are soon parted

https://vocaroo.com/16ApxO4nyUG5




edit i got a second take too, please feel free to use either in izwf if u want
https://vocaroo.com/1n97h4G0IG7y


lmfao @ everything

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Harrow posted:

lmfao @ everything

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

selan dyin posted:

a fool and his money are soon parted

https://vocaroo.com/16ApxO4nyUG5




edit i got a second take too, please feel free to use either in izwf if u want
https://vocaroo.com/1n97h4G0IG7y

lmfao

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
Is Uwe Boll still available?

sube
Nov 7, 2022


lol

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Bump

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

Incredibly pitiful to hear forum drama described out loud.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

You got a loving problem? Something you wanna say?

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020


Jeff... the people, the world, demands a response to the challenge

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012


That Little Demon posted:

TLD Calling Out Jeff Promo Part 2

https://voca.ro/1jobPl4hhqOL

selan dyin posted:

a fool and his money are soon parted

https://vocaroo.com/16ApxO4nyUG5




edit i got a second take too, please feel free to use either in izwf if u want
https://vocaroo.com/1n97h4G0IG7y


Lmfao

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

That Little Demon posted:



Jeff... the people, the world, demands a response to the challenge

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

jeff has responded:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


lmfao

also This forum allows you to make one post every 600 seconds are you fuckin kidding me with this

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

The people have spoken, Mr. YOSPOS

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Harrow posted:

lmfao @ everything

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006


selan dyin posted:

a fool and his money are soon parted

https://vocaroo.com/16ApxO4nyUG5




edit i got a second take too, please feel free to use either in izwf if u want
https://vocaroo.com/1n97h4G0IG7y

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Harrow posted:

lmfao @ everything

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003

That Little Demon posted:



Jeff... the people, the world, demands a response to the challenge

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

That Little Demon posted:



Jeff... the people, the world, demands a response to the challenge

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
Bump

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Everybody, we’ve moved to pending

Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is

Get in the ring and settle this with honor Jeffrey!

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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Jeffrey, I realize your silence may be due to you not being fully aware of how to cut a wrestling promo so here's some pointers:

1. The ultimate goal is to build anticipation for the match you're promoting, generating interest for the ppv it's on and thus give everyone a big pay day.
2. You're the heel (bad guy) here and the faster you accept this the better and easier this will be.
3. When you cut a promo as a heel you'll want to insult your opponent. It's okay if it's kinda lame because we're not meant to cheer for you. In this case you could respond to TLDs promo by calling him That Little Bitch, we can later use that as a soundbite for a My Way style package.
4. In your promo always mention the name and time of the event as well as the names of your partners and opponents.

Spoilering the examples in the next part because I think there's some decent material in there and some people might just be along for the ride and want to enjoy this as we go.
5. Put over your opponents. Since you're a heel you shouldn't straight-up compliment them. Instead, you can do that by giving your general feelings on the faces (ex.: "I'm very upset at them for making the mods mad enough that they woke me up") or selling consequences from a previous encounter (ex.: "My rear end is sore!") Alternatively you could can understate the impact of something that happened but sell it physically (ex.: "You call this insane and brutal? I didn't feel anything!" and then you walk away like Rick Rude after he takes an atomic drop.)

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