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Prof. Crocodile posted:Do you know that the CIA can identify people by the heat signatures given off by their taints? These heat signatures which are unique to each individual and can be detected using specially equipped infrared cameras. Heard it on Joe Rogan. Colonoscopies are really just for gathering tracking info in your colon. Go through the airport x-ray machine? Seeing weapons is just a fringe benefit, they're really looking at your colon signature.
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Gotta watch out for fecal forgeries
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that g ova there posted:Time for a conspiracy forum. We need a place like a gangster’s mansion where we can discuss AI brain hacking our bowel systems, play Illuminati Card Game and sip Hennessy with the g’s there is one, it's just hidden from normal users
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I just got a latte at Starbucks 
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I remember their breakfast sandwiches being okay 10 years ago for just a little more money than McDonalds.
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When I was an overnight baker, I used to make small bbq chicken pie things with the filo dough sheets for my lunch.. Too bad the bbq sauce they use is so mediocre.
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I have it on good authority each and every batch of dough made for Panera is treated like a fleshlight by professional bread boffers trained by Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf himself
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Howard Beale posted:I have it on good authority each and every batch of dough made for Panera is treated like a fleshlight by professional bread boffers trained by Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf himself Keep going
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Spam! Duh duh duh! Let the soys be soys! Spam! Duh duh duh!
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