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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

why do so many of you have opinions about having children?

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KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

they don't gently caress op

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


it's something women do and i hate women op

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

World War Mammories posted:

it's something women do and i hate women op

ive taken a big poo poo before and it’s not a big deal imo

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

i got a kid and he is very fun to play with despite the rising temperatures

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Woke Mind Virus posted:

i got a kid and he is very fun to play with despite the rising temperatures

saying "Hot enough for ya?" to your kid everyday until everyone is dead

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i have two kids and i love them

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

kwazulu forever

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i'm having a kid soon. tis cool. maybe even have a second or third one

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
klashnakovfull

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

seems expensive

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Xaris posted:

i'm having a kid soon. tis cool. maybe even have a second or third one

mazel tov

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin

World War Mammories posted:

it's something women do and i hate women op

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Anti Naderism

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

I have a kid op and they kick rear end

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

500 good dogs posted:

I have a kid op and they kick rear end

Not surprising that a child could kick your rear end

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Not surprising that a child could kick your rear end

kids destroy you physically and psychically, and it is ftw

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

500 good dogs posted:

kids destroy you physically and psychically, and it is ftw

its this

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
Breeders

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
i'm a gamer, they exist to be owned by me OP.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
kids suck, there i said it. :bahgawd:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nate borrowed my lawnmower and never brought it back. gently caress nate.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Kids can't consent to be born. Ever think about that huh. Imagine pascals wager where the happiness is fine but the pain is infinitely bad. That's anti natalism folks. Profound stuff.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
never cared for Natalie Portman too much, but I wouldn't go so far as starting a movement against her

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
I had a couple of Natalies in my class as a kid, one was alright but the other one was a bit of a know-it-all and her dad was a cop, so I'm on the fence about this one.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

kids gonna be 50% microplastics by the time they can talk so you are better off just gluing a funko to an echo dot

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
having kids is the most selfless thing you can do for a society, you suffer for many years so society can have a new worker

i salute every child rearing poor person that survives

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
hell have a bunch of kids play the statistics they aren't all making it

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Natal province was a ridiculous Apartheid construct, and KwaZulu-Natal is far better.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Death to the Colony of Natal!

Radirot posted:

kids suck, there i said it. :bahgawd:

Sorry we already have a new mod lined up.

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

Because I care about the suffering of living things!

But they’re just my opinions and child rearing is a complicated part of human existence and I’m not going to judge you. Unless you’re one of those quiver full assholes. Someone should do something about them.

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost
Having a kid has sucked for like 20 years now or however long both parents have had to work

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
My parents certainly have not enjoyed the experience anyway and that's closer to 40.

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

maybe if you weren’t such an ungrateful brat???

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better
“breeders” are responsible for every post on this website

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I'm also not having kids because of climate... The climate my balls experience when I place my laptop on them whilst gamign.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

it makes sense to be mad at your parents if your life sucks, like i understand the reasoning, but it's probably also as useful as like being mad at George Bush if your life sucks.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm not a big fan of nates

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Colonel Cancer posted:

Nate borrowed my lawnmower and never brought it back. gently caress nate.

Oh you think you're really clever huh, stealing my bit before I even thought of it

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TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

lumpentroll posted:

“breeders” are responsible for every post on this website

as damning as it is true

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