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croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 101 days!
i already smelled what theyre cookin and i hate it

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

NeonPunk posted:

*for pedos

elaborate OP

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i also did not like that post

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

Having kids, the first sin, the first big gently caress up. They steal your mana, your time, and make it impossible to achieve immortality by building massive amounts of Personal Power

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

Yeah I just wish they came with a receipt, haahahahaahaha

if u get your kid through costco you get 24-month no questions asked return. if you subscribe to Costco Executive Pro membership (PBUC) you get an extended 48-months return policy and an extra 2% back off delivery costs!

plus you can even get your wifes tire rotated and inflated while you wait. PBUC

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

to be clear I’m fine with the kid havers. I’m just thinking about that short story about the teenager who is living through climate collapse and how she wants to strangle her grandma or whoever. but sure enjoy things now, these are the good times!!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

When people try to tell me, "buon natale", I say "gently caress you, breeder."

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Did Adolf Hitler have children? If not why don't you?

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 101 days!
afraid of making more hitlers. i know its possible.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
prefer to work towards inventing cloning tech so i dont have to soil my spawn with any femoid "genes"

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

just keep pumping em out til one of em fixes everything, like hitler

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

Fixed everything as in all his chuds died in shameful hiding or by their own hand including himself

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Humanity's probably the only thing on the planet that's aware of the fact it could free itself from all its uniquely existential suffering entirely by simply refusing to reproduce itself but it won't stop because it's too embarrassed to buy condoms plus honestly they're more expensive these days and actually you know what, having kids isn't that bad, I recant my entire philosophy, goodnight.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

afraid of birthing a super trump

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



lobster shirt posted:

i also did not like that post

how's it feel to shoot a poster for the first time

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Fixed everything as in all his chuds died in shameful hiding or by their own hand including himself

*dusts hands* and that's the last we'll ever be hearing of ol' Hitler, yessiree

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

he's not as popular in Germany as he is in the wicked cracker nation but I'd imagine the Nazis looked up to the confederates the way modern chuds look up to historical fash. I should t have said fixed everything, he fixed the problem of German chuds not putting guns in their mouths and pulling the triggers

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Germany loves the mythologized version of cowboys and Indians, they are not great students of history outside the one or two chapters they wrote themselves

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Futanari Damacy posted:

Germany loves the mythologized version of cowboys and Indians, they are not great students of history outside the one or two chapters they wrote themselves

yeah just wait until you hear what they think "socialism" is 🤣

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin
Thinking about other people having kids turned me into the preacher from First Reformed

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
kids ftl

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Might have a kid next week

Checkmate, antinatalists

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

TehSaurus posted:

to be clear I’m fine with the kid havers. I’m just thinking about that short story about the teenager who is living through climate collapse and how she wants to strangle her grandma or whoever. but sure enjoy things now, these are the good times!!

Did people living through the World Wars or the Great Depression think that about their ancestors

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

thinking about all the br*eding going on and getting really FUCKIN GPISSED OFF;;

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
As an anti-natalist materialist I believe the best way to reduce the population is encouraging the economic development of the developing world.

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Fixed everything as in all his chuds died in shameful hiding or by their own hand including himself

Lol that you seem to genuinely believe this is what happened.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprqBXXPQH8

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Maximo Roboto posted:

Did people living through the World Wars or the Great Depression think that about their ancestors

Idk, some of them, probably? What am I, a time traveling psychic?

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc




kids ftw

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Idk if "did people in the past think that" is a good gauge for the value of a thought

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Do NOT do any reading on NATO's early days.

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Once they figure out artifical wombs all children be raised in state owned orphanages or by corporations who paid a license to the state. Possibly in some countries childless adults may be forcibly assigned a child to raise. If this is what it takes to generate more workers and economic growth they will do it.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

I have disliked anyone younger than me for as far as I remember op. I can't live with them but if others want to that's ok.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
It's not OK, in fact it makes me extremely mad.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

mawarannahr posted:

I have disliked anyone younger than me for as far as I remember op. I can't live with them but if others want to that's ok.

drat you suck

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
this thread loves elon musk

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Baudolino posted:

state owned

lmao

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

I'm making kids woke and exposing the fundamental contradictions of capitalism. Lol that American schools don't teach their kids about market socialis :lol:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

c-spam goon becomes a substitute teacher hoping to spread communism to the youth, ends up getting roasted for wearing a respirator and playing steam deck on his lunch break

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

fanfic insert posted:

this thread loves elon musk

you going to cry about it?

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