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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

AnimeIsTrash posted:

you going to cry about it?

i shall cry

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I like babies but am terrified I will drop one

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Buck Wildman posted:

I like babies but am terrified I will drop one

that's why their bones don't harden until they're a few years old, it's no big deal to drop them once or twice a day

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

babies are easy to hold because they don't move around much. i live in fear of dropping my toddler because he's heavy and squirmy.

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 100 days!

lobster shirt posted:

babies are easy to hold because they don't move around much. i live in fear of dropping my toddler because he's heavy and squirmy.

he can take it

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lobster shirt posted:

my toddler because he's heavy and squirmy.

like father like son

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

500 good dogs posted:

like father like son

im the other type of goon, grotesquely skinny

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lobster shirt posted:

im the other type of goon, grotesquely skinny

hell,

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

im normal

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


nobody who posts 23 a day on this website and is a Marxist in America is normal

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

croup coughfield posted:

afraid of making more hitlers. i know its possible.

tw;suicide [hitler megathread]

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

lobster shirt posted:

my toddler ... he's heavy

lobster shirt posted:

im the other type of goon, grotesquely skinny

GOMAD, op

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

zizekian father son dynamic, very goony very normal (for goons)

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.
I'm anti natalist bc people should just be cloned. 9 months of doing nothing? Those babies could be working

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
thinkin about having another kid

maybe they’ll have Stewie griffin politics. my first 3 are megs

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

im at the pediatrician with my daughter and she hates it

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

lobster shirt posted:

im at the pediatrician with my daughter and she hates it

she's right.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

it's good to get a checkup imo

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Xaris posted:

thinkin about having another kid

maybe they’ll have Stewie griffin politics. my first 3 are megs

Good luck having a gay republican baby.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

lobster shirt posted:

it's good to get a checkup imo

maybe but that's also where needles come from

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
gas

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
imo the biggest reason to be antinatalist is because of natalists

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lobster shirt posted:

it's good to get a checkup imo

yeah that's what the healthcare industry wants you to think

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
im the baby, you gotta hate me

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
kids ftl

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Al! posted:

kids ftl

if we don't figure out how to make this a reality I doubt we'll ever be a multiplanetary species :(

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

500 good dogs posted:

if we don't figure out how to make this a reality I doubt we'll ever be a multiplanetary species :(

pointing my cervex at the sky and firing out that baby like the bugs in starship troopers

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A ftl baby has enough kinetic energy to blow up a planet, it's practically as antinatalist as it gets!

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
didn't like her in star wars op

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

I loved being the youngest in the family for 30 years. The apple of the family's eye. I'm never forgiving my sister for having a kid and ruining my time.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

500 good dogs posted:

if we don't figure out how to make this a reality I doubt we'll ever be a multiplanetary species :(

Read aurora, launching our kids at the stars willy nilly won't do it either

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Mayor Dave posted:

Read aurora, launching our kids at the stars willy nilly won't do it either

I think about this book so often. there's a ton of really interesting and depressing ideas in it

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TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

Maximo Roboto posted:

Did people living through the World Wars or the Great Depression think that about their ancestors

yeah good point when things get bad enough they’ll probably just blame it on whoever the brutal fascist regime tells them to which might not even be you!

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