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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



I'm sorry but if you're not having lots of kids right now you are gullible as hell and getting ripped off. You can make them work in mining, meatpacking, and demolition as early as 14 years old even night shifts!

Sure the first ten or so years are a money sink but you can offset that by giving them cheap baloney sandwiches and poo poo. Once those paychecks start coming in it's pure profit and you can legally get rid of them at 18 by then they will be all injured used up anyway. It's free money!

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Mayor Dave posted:

Easier to adopt kids that are at or near working age instead of spending money on upkeep for a decade+ before seeing any returns

Going second hand is not a bad idea but you gotta screen them for diseases and defects like not being able to work 12 hour shifts. The adoption places will be quick to offload their surplus units that they know are broken. Just remember to check their Kidfax© sheet before you sign.

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