How do I make better topics?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > How do I make better topics?

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

First thing you gotta know is the people flaming you are what's known as "haters" or "clout chasers". Have you reached out to nom epique? He could probably offer you a lot of advice, he was once a GBS pariah but is now celebrated and treated as an almost holy figure by his former haters.

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

I heard there some irate serial reporter lurking around too

Artists rendition:

If you see them tell them to hit the bricks

# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 01:04

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

the holy poopacy posted:

To become a better poster you must find the next best poster and defeat them in physical combat.

Don't try to skip ahead more than one rank, though. If it's discovered that you tried to beat up someone multiple posting ranks ahead of you then you will be stripped of your posting titles and have to start over as the Worst Poster.

This is actually what happened to bigpeeler

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