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If there were no limitations on the maximum elasticity of the human anus, do you think Mr Goatse, in his obsessive quest for greatness, would have stretched himself fully inside out by now?
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Yes. He would look like a poopsock hermit crab.
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Apr 1, 2023 22:34
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goatface posted:Yes. He would look like a poopsock hermit crab. God created that miracle.
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You guys think Kirk could have gone pro at like parties or something? Like “omg hey guys they you all coming to the party. Now to kick things off I have a special guest your your entertainment… Mr. Goatse himself… Kirk Johnson!” And then he comes out and does butthole tricks for a half hour and I give him like $50.
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Apr 13, 2023 18:47
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I don’t think Kirk would sully the art like that.
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Apr 13, 2023 18:49
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:You guys think Kirk could have gone pro at like parties or something? I think the fat naked "raise my roof" guy from Tim and Eric did that
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Apr 13, 2023 18:58
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Dick Fontaine posted:I don’t think Kirk would sully the art like that. Ya Kirk was an artiste who created masterworks not a party clown
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Apr 13, 2023 19:00
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Apr 14, 2023 05:09
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lol, it looks like kirk is checking out my avatar from the mobile app
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Apr 14, 2023 05:12
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flubber nuts posted:im seriously considering putting a goatse sticker on my car. get an i can has cheezburger sticker too you loving grandpa
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Apr 14, 2023 05:41
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curious that someone named kirk johnson stretched their butt hole like that and not their dick hole should have been named kirk butthole
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Apr 14, 2023 05:45
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also op you said "rip kirkj" is that about kirk johnson or someone else entirely named kirkj either way rip to them or them both
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Apr 14, 2023 05:48
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long live the goat man
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Apr 14, 2023 06:01
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Kirk Johnson is a slightly older than modern day Icarus
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Apr 14, 2023 06:17
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Kirk Johnson is a slightly older than modern day Icarus The modern day Icarus equivalent is One Man One Jar.
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Apr 14, 2023 06:31
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Thanks for telling me what I never need to see.
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Apr 14, 2023 06:32
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Mega64 posted:God was who told Kirk to stretch his anus like that. Only through the power of the Lord can one have such a gaping rear end in a top hat. Considering the ravages of modern hypercapitalism, Mathew 19:23-24 needed to be revised.
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Apr 14, 2023 06:39
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Chief McHeath posted:also op you said "rip kirkj" is that about kirk johnson or someone else entirely named kirkj No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017  kirkj was his username. totally separate from the old "kirk johnson died" rumor from the late 2000s
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Apr 14, 2023 11:55
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 Why why why dear god why did I click that link 
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Apr 14, 2023 13:26
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You should always pay your dues to the goatman
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Apr 14, 2023 14:37
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 Only death could stop him posting
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 rip in peace Kirk 😥 
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kirkj posted:Love it all... fisting, loving, sucking, cum, piss, public, huge toys, spanking, panties, shaving, etc... but nothing beats a huge bare penis cumming and pissing in my mouth and rear end
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Apr 14, 2023 15:01
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shaving
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words to live by
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017  I never quite realized the dedication involved
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Apr 14, 2023 15:25
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Tite Barnacle posted:
You don't call yourself a master if you're not a master, unless you want to prove it
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shaving?
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Space Kablooey posted:shaving? shaving
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Apr 14, 2023 15:36
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The whole series of photos is incredible really. He got 2 cucumbers up there, a traffic cone. All sorts really
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 I think I found my next username! 
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Apr 14, 2023 16:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-MUz2Rihs
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Apr 14, 2023 16:52
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Imagine clicking on a raw youtube link in this thread.
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Apr 14, 2023 16:55
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Imagine clicking on a raw youtube link in this thread. Imagine posting from a computer… Try this one in for size: https://youtu.be/mLvKe6s_V9Y
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Apr 14, 2023 17:05
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just enable video embeds, it's the 21st century up in here
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Bad Purchase posted:just enable video embeds, it's the 21st century up in here  I am far beyond the 21st century. I come from a future where Kirk Johnson has been cloned a billion times and used as a weapon of war. His gaping asses are dispatched throughout the galaxy to swallow up entire planets who do not submit.
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Apr 14, 2023 17:12
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Imagine clicking on a raw youtube link in this thread. The video I posted was embedded 
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Apr 14, 2023 17:13
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MrQwerty posted:The video I posted was embedded Dang. Sorry.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
Would you say you're the Herald of Galact-rear end?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
The 4th goatpire
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