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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 kirkj was his username. totally separate from the old "kirk johnson died" rumor from the late 2000s jesus christ i shouldnt have clicked that
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:The 4th goatpire lol
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 18:46 |
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tortured by the worst kind of gape
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 18:48 |
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Space Kablooey posted:jesus christ i shouldnt have clicked that
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 18:52 |
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Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a gaper and gaped on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands forced into a vise to gape, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs used as tools for the gape, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment.
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 18:52 |
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 kirkj was his username. totally separate from the old "kirk johnson died" rumor from the late 2000s Saving that link for later. I derive no pleasure from watching gay porn or whatever that might be, but gently caress it ( I said but gently caress) I'm going to check that out later. Is that the one where he has like 5 dildos in his rear end at the same time? Someone posted that link in here years ago.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:13 |
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Space Kablooey posted:jesus christ i shouldnt have clicked that I thought my post would be enough of a warning to everyone else, and clearly I overestimated my influence
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:18 |
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I'm currently at the pub and sitting at a table with people all around me. If I was seated in a more secluded spot, I'd open that poo poo right now.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:20 |
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legends never die
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:30 |
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wesleywillis posted:Saving that link for later. I derive no pleasure from watching gay porn or whatever that might be, but gently caress it ( I said but gently caress) I'm going to check that out later. It's his whole dang account
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:45 |
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I just sent that link to one of my friends from college. Waiting for his response.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:00 |
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I bet they're going to be very impressed
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:12 |
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Sent to some guys from work too.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:17 |
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MrQwerty posted:Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a gaper and gaped on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands forced into a vise to gape, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs used as tools for the gape, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. go on
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:32 |
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wesleywillis posted:Saving that link for later. I derive no pleasure from watching gay porn or whatever that might be, but gently caress it ( I said but gently caress) I'm going to check that out later. Iirc correctly, Saint Anus managed to cram two whole walrus dildos in his rear end. Which is a whole lot of walrus dildo I tell you what.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 03:05 |
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Goddam, the fuckin goatman using a fuckinmouse trap on his dong. Fuckin LEGEND.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 03:36 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:I thought my post would be enough of a warning to everyone else, and clearly I overestimated my influence tbf your post made me even more curious
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 03:46 |
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It's just a butt. Like you haven't seen one before.
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Scrotum Modem posted:No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 kirkj was his username. totally separate from the old "kirk johnson died" rumor from the late 2000s
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 05:11 |
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satanic splash-back posted:It's just a butt. Like you haven't seen one before. no I don't believe I've ever seen a butt like this one
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 05:12 |
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Y’all act like you never seen a giant anus before Jaws all on the floor
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 05:21 |
it's an historic anus
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Lt. Cock posted:Y’all act like you never seen a giant anus before lol it was a real mighty anus hangin like a dong by the end there flubber nuts posted:go on The Sickening and Heartbreaking Truths of the Fourth Goatpire are too intense MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Apr 15, 2023 |
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Edit: Increased industrial reamer pic dimensions. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Apr 15, 2023 |
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PokeJoe posted:it's an historic anus Spot on
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 06:27 |
PokeJoe posted:it's an historic anus An anus mirabilis
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:10 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:An anus mirabilis Lmao
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PokeJoe posted:it's an historic anus Is that your anus? It’s an anus.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:52 |
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Anyway I still can't get past shaving as a sexual activity
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:56 |
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PokeJoe posted:it's an historic anus Radio Paranoia posted:An anus mirabilis Chief McHeath posted:Is that your anus?
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:58 |
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Mister Goatse’s butthole looks like one of those cake donuts. But much larger.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 14:47 |
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The goatman likes piss in his mouth and in his rear end.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:16 |
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Lt. Cock posted:Mister Goatse’s butthole looks like one of those cake donuts. But much larger. You too can have an rear end in a top hat made out is silly putty!
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:50 |
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I wonder what it feels like to poo poo with such a distended sphincter
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:52 |
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Like a baked potato going down a waterslide.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:57 |
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Sphincter so trained it can tie turds into a knot
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 16:16 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:I wonder what it feels like to poo poo with such a distended sphincter He wouldn't feel a thing, and his legs would be almost constantly covered in poo poo, all the way down to the boots. Unless he subsisted almost entirely on a diet of piss and cum, which is possible, it seems the normal laws of biology did not apply to him.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 16:25 |
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BigBadSteve posted:
Are these the ones they use for modern high speed butchery?
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 16:36 |
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Turns his whole colon inside out in the scatological version of a frog throwing up its stomach.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 16:39 |
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wesleywillis posted:The goatman likes piss in his mouth and in his rear end. Probably not the worst thing he stuffed in there
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