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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Scrotum Modem posted:

No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 :nws: kirkj was his username. totally separate from the old "kirk johnson died" rumor from the late 2000s

jesus christ i shouldnt have clicked that

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

The 4th goatpire

lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




tortured by the worst kind of gape

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Space Kablooey posted:

jesus christ i shouldnt have clicked that

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a gaper and gaped on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands forced into a vise to gape, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs used as tools for the gape, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Scrotum Modem posted:

No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 :nws: kirkj was his username. totally separate from the old "kirk johnson died" rumor from the late 2000s

Saving that link for later. I derive no pleasure from watching gay porn or whatever that might be, but gently caress it ( I said but gently caress) I'm going to check that out later.

Is that the one where he has like 5 dildos in his rear end at the same time? Someone posted that link in here years ago.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Space Kablooey posted:

jesus christ i shouldnt have clicked that

I thought my post would be enough of a warning to everyone else, and clearly I overestimated my influence

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'm currently at the pub and sitting at a table with people all around me. If I was seated in a more secluded spot, I'd open that poo poo right now.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

legends never die

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

wesleywillis posted:

Saving that link for later. I derive no pleasure from watching gay porn or whatever that might be, but gently caress it ( I said but gently caress) I'm going to check that out later.

Is that the one where he has like 5 dildos in his rear end at the same time? Someone posted that link in here years ago.

It's his whole dang account

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I just sent that link to one of my friends from college.

Waiting for his response.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I bet they're going to be very impressed

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Sent to some guys from work too.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


MrQwerty posted:

Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a gaper and gaped on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands forced into a vise to gape, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs used as tools for the gape, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment.

go on

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

wesleywillis posted:

Saving that link for later. I derive no pleasure from watching gay porn or whatever that might be, but gently caress it ( I said but gently caress) I'm going to check that out later.

Is that the one where he has like 5 dildos in his rear end at the same time? Someone posted that link in here years ago.

Iirc correctly, Saint Anus managed to cram two whole walrus dildos in his rear end. Which is a whole lot of walrus dildo I tell you what.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Goddam, the fuckin goatman using a fuckinmouse trap on his dong.



Fuckin LEGEND.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


YeahTubaMike posted:

I thought my post would be enough of a warning to everyone else, and clearly I overestimated my influence

tbf your post made me even more curious

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

It's just a butt. Like you haven't seen one before.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Scrotum Modem posted:

No idea if he's dead or not but i remember hearing about him suddenly stopping his uploading of butthole stretching pics/vids to xvideos so people on reddit claiming he died. looking him up, it seems his last ones were from 2017 :nws: kirkj was his username. totally separate from the old "kirk johnson died" rumor from the late 2000s

:five:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

satanic splash-back posted:

It's just a butt. Like you haven't seen one before.

no I don't believe I've ever seen a butt like this one

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Y’all act like you never seen a giant anus before
Jaws all on the floor

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


it's an historic anus

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Lt. Cock posted:

Y’all act like you never seen a giant anus before
Jaws all on the floor

lol it was a real mighty anus hangin like a dong by the end there


The Sickening and Heartbreaking Truths of the Fourth Goatpire are too intense

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Apr 15, 2023

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009




Edit: Increased industrial reamer pic dimensions.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Apr 15, 2023

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

PokeJoe posted:

it's an historic anus

Spot on

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

PokeJoe posted:

it's an historic anus

An anus mirabilis

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Radio Paranoia posted:

An anus mirabilis

Lmao

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

PokeJoe posted:

it's an historic anus

Is that your anus?

It’s an anus.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Anyway I still can't get past shaving as a sexual activity

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

PokeJoe posted:

it's an historic anus

Radio Paranoia posted:

An anus mirabilis

Chief McHeath posted:

Is that your anus?

It’s an anus.

:patriot:

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Mister Goatse’s butthole looks like one of those cake donuts. But much larger.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The goatman likes piss in his mouth and in his rear end.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Lt. Cock posted:

Mister Goatse’s butthole looks like one of those cake donuts. But much larger.

You too can have an rear end in a top hat made out is silly putty!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I wonder what it feels like to poo poo with such a distended sphincter

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Like a baked potato going down a waterslide.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sphincter so trained it can tie turds into a knot

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

YeahTubaMike posted:

I wonder what it feels like to poo poo with such a distended sphincter

He wouldn't feel a thing, and his legs would be almost constantly covered in poo poo, all the way down to the boots.

Unless he subsisted almost entirely on a diet of piss and cum, which is possible, it seems the normal laws of biology did not apply to him.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


BigBadSteve posted:




Edit: Increased industrial reamer pic dimensions.

Are these the ones they use for modern high speed butchery?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Turns his whole colon inside out in the scatological version of a frog throwing up its stomach.

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


wesleywillis posted:

The goatman likes piss in his mouth and in his rear end.

Probably not the worst thing he stuffed in there

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