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It's been a while since we had a gamer confession thread, and with all the new faces around, we need a chance to absolve the noobs of any great gaming sins they may have committed. Let's start off with a doozy, and something that has been weighing heavy on my heart for nearly two years now. In September 2021, Bicyclops held an IK contest, and he botched the results, giving the IKship to the wrong person. I noticed the discrepancy, and messaged him about it. Worried that the mistaken results would fracture the still burgeoning Imp Zone, we decided that it was for the best that it be kept under wraps. I'm sorry to those that my silence hurt, especially absolutely anything the true IK of September 2021 through October 2021. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3978729&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post517542343
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Plebian Parasite posted:It's been a while since we had a gamer confession thread, and with all the new faces around, we need a chance to absolve the noobs of any great gaming sins they may have committed. That's fine. I always knew it was fixed.
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Mar 31, 2023 23:32
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the only gamer confession i have is the one i will be giving at the police station when they find your body in a barrel in my basement after reading that
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Mar 31, 2023 23:53
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Have only played nintendo games at other peoples houses
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Mar 31, 2023 23:54
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When i was young my brothers rinsed me at worms 3d i got so mad that i scratched the disk on the floorboards then put it back in the case and denied all knowledge
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Mar 31, 2023 23:58
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symbolic posted:the only gamer confession i have is the one i will be giving at the police station when they find your body in a barrel in my basement after reading that lmfao
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Mar 31, 2023 23:58
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give the man his missing ik, this coverup is insane
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Apr 1, 2023 00:05
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symbolic posted:the only gamer confession i have is the one i will be giving at the police station when they find your body in a barrel in my basement after reading that this, welcome to adelaide bitch
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Apr 1, 2023 00:06
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symbolic posted:the only gamer confession i have is the one i will be giving at the police station when they find your body in a barrel in my basement after reading that
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Plebian Parasite posted:It's been a while since we had a gamer confession thread, and with all the new faces around, we need a chance to absolve the noobs of any great gaming sins they may have committed. I have audited this confession. absolutely anything picked a starman, which according to the rules was worth less than a mushroom, the winning choice. Your guilt is misplaced, you are free to go
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Apr 1, 2023 00:23
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I still owe wormskull 5 million dollars for finding a black girl in VR chat.
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Apr 1, 2023 00:34
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I still owe wormskull 5 million dollars for finding a black girl in VR chat. Lmfao ----------------
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trying to jack off posted:this, welcome to adelaide bitch
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Apr 1, 2023 06:44
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I still owe wormskull 5 million dollars for finding a black girl in VR chat. It was 2. And you owe me a twitch prime sub for eating 100 McNuggets on my 28th? birthday.
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Apr 1, 2023 06:44
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Wormskull posted:It was 2. And you owe me a twitch prime sub for eating 100 McNuggets on my 28th? birthday. he never did that? disgusting
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Apr 1, 2023 07:17
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the 99 and 1 extremely suss nuggy stream was epic
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Apr 1, 2023 07:18
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i went over to my friend kevin's house in second grade and didn't let him play my copy of pokemon red because i had caught a pikachu. i wouldn't let him play on my save, and i wouldn't let him start a new file even if he promised not to save over mine. he cried and i didn't really feel bad. sorry kevin.
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Apr 1, 2023 07:32
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trying to jack off posted:this, welcome to adelaide bitch drat. I honestly can't tell if you're from Adelaide like me and therefore know what's up, or if you're simply an east coaster who's just paying us out. I mean... you're not wrong either way, but drat
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Apr 1, 2023 08:59
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prayer group posted:i went over to my friend kevin's house in second grade and didn't let him play my copy of pokemon red because i had caught a pikachu. i wouldn't let him play on my save, and i wouldn't let him start a new file even if he promised not to save over mine. he cried and i didn't really feel bad. sorry kevin. Extremely reasonable, the one time I let a friend play on my copy she used my master ball on a fuckin ponyta
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Apr 1, 2023 12:28
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Wormskull posted:It was 2. And you owe me a twitch prime sub for eating 100 McNuggets on my 28th? birthday. I've prime subbed to you like 9 times since then. Suck my balls.
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Apr 1, 2023 13:57
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prayer group posted:i went over to my friend kevin's house in second grade and didn't let him play my copy of pokemon red because i had caught a pikachu. i wouldn't let him play on my save, and i wouldn't let him start a new file even if he promised not to save over mine. he cried and i didn't really feel bad. sorry kevin. this was a good move on your part. when i was a kid, i let some other kid play my copy of pokemon red for ten minutes and he repeatedly promised not to save. when i got my game back, my file with mewtwo, the legendary birds, a nearly complete pokedex, and a level 97 alakazam got wiped out by this kid’s new file at the start of the game. the creep didn’t even seem sorry. i was a huge pokemon fan at that time: watched the show, had toys, mastered pokemon snap, had the dumb cd, all of it. after that moment, i did not engage with anything with pokemon for the next twenty years and really the rest of my life. i wouldn’t even play as pikachu in smash brothers.
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Apr 1, 2023 14:08
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Spoderman posted:this was a good move on your part. drat, that sucks! Something similar happened for me where I ended up losing a shiny green Golbat (only shiny I've ever found, other than obviously the red Gyrados) which was unfortunate. Wasn't THAT big a loss for me overall, but yours... drat
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Apr 1, 2023 14:16
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i feel absolved. thank u imp zone.
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Apr 1, 2023 15:09
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When I was like 12 probably, my brother started a save on ocarina of time, which he'd never played before. I think I assumed he'd put the game down and wasn't coming back to it, because I saved over it even though one of the other saves on the cartridge was also mine (the third one was my sister's). Then he eventually tried to play the game again, and got pissed at me, and I felt pretty bad  . I think he still hasn't ever beaten ocarina of time. my sis and me have beaten it like 10 times each.
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Apr 1, 2023 15:16
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Oh right, and I accidentally knocked a friend's ps2 off of a shelf while it was running, and it was never the same again. Oops. That same friend made me use a third party 360 controller that was so cheap that the R trigger back part got stuck inside the controller and the front part popped out though, so maybe we're almost even.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I still owe wormskull 5 million dollars for finding a black girl in VR chat. ----------------
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i buy every nintendo console on release and only use it for zelda and smash
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Apr 1, 2023 16:57
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I borrowed a copy of Super Paper Mario from a friend and I left the disc on the floor prompting my shithead dog to eat the drat thing It was so ferociously demolished that the layers of the dvd were coming apart and several chunks were taken out of it. We're still friends but we got rid of the dog a few years later after he kept pissing and making GBS threads all over my sister's bed
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Apr 1, 2023 21:42
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I've prime subbed to you like 9 times since then. Suck my balls. Full of absolute poo poo lmfao. You get gifted, kid.
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Apr 1, 2023 22:11
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womb with a view posted:Extremely reasonable, the one time I let a friend play on my copy she used my master ball on a fuckin ponyta Same here, only it was a Dugtrio and also I was the friend playing on somebody else's copy.
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Apr 1, 2023 22:15
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Wormskull posted:It was 2. And you owe me a twitch prime sub for eating 100 McNuggets on my 28th? birthday. 
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Wormskull posted:Full of absolute poo poo lmfao. You get gifted, kid. ----------------
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If i'm being generous, half of those were gifted, half of those were balls deep prime subs from yours truly. Don't even gently caress with me about this. I know for a fact WS once said "Oh poo poo, Synthy with the priiime nice dude." while blacked out playing some hosed up Doom poo poo.
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Plebian Parasite posted:It's been a while since we had a gamer confession thread, and with all the new faces around, we need a chance to absolve the noobs of any great gaming sins they may have committed. Chuck did this. 0 doubt in my mind
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Apr 2, 2023 02:58
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Lmfao (but romantically) that synthy is re-enacting the end of Harry met sally with wormskull and twitch subs
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:If i'm being generous, half of those were gifted, half of those were balls deep prime subs from yours truly. Don't even gently caress with me about this. I know for a fact WS once said "Oh poo poo, Synthy with the priiime nice dude." while blacked out playing some hosed up Doom poo poo. Maybe it was supposed to be a non prime sub so that your sub would represent an investment in your boy. Gotch your rear end.
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Wormskull posted:Maybe it was supposed to be a non prime sub so that your sub would represent an investment in your boy. Gotch your rear end. I don't even know what this means. gently caress off. Your harassing me.
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Apr 2, 2023 03:00
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B Baka those were gifted subs uwu
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Apr 2, 2023 03:01
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Weird IZWF lurker? Explain twitch subscriptions to Synthy. Now. You will be rewarded handsomely (or beautifully if a girl).
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Wormskull posted:Weird IZWF lurker? Explain twitch subscriptions to Synthy. Now. You will be rewarded handsomely (or beautifully if a girl). 
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